Firstly.  If you aren't a LIASON fan, hate Elizabeth, or can't stand the sight of Jason (why aren't you in the hospital?) then I'm thinking you shouldn't go any farther.  That is unless you enjoy Sonny being made a fool of...cause I enjoy that and it is to be expected somewhere along the line in this fic.  I have a fire extinguisher and flames will be promptly and decisively dealt with… I write for me and not for the whims and desires of others unless I'm feeling generous and giving prezzies.

I'm sure that there will be a few out there that'll be shocked to see this.  Especially as most that have come across this on our favourite board will have given this fic up as a lost cause.  BUT, I haven't.  I realized the other day that it has been almost a year since I last wrote anything on this.  The muse has been on an extremely long and extended vacation.  I'm making him return (cause what is there for him to see that he hasn't in his 5000+ year life?) and bring me some good German beer back with him.

When I began this fic a year and a half ago when things were very very different on my beloved friend GH.   Much has changed, not necessarily for the better.  It really began as a vehicle for a rather naughty scene that unfortunately will not be posted here.  It kinda spiraled from there.  I still think the show's being run by idiots thus their title….TIIC.

Now, let's see…..  What do you need to know?  Elizabeth isn't anything like she is on the show.  She's how I want her to be.  And so you all know?  I adored Lizzie as she first appeared on GH so there's a bit of her in my Elizabeth.  You'll find other favourites of mine here - some obvious, some not obvious at all.  One I don't think anyone's ever caught at all. 

Finally, the reason I've actually broken down and got my tush in gear with ffnet after years of writing various fanfic.  There is one person that every so often mentions she's waiting for this over on our lovely Canvas.  Blame Mashuta (Marina) for me coming back to this and forcing my muse back home.  And once I get a spare hour or two to get the remainder mapped out I'll be back to writing new chapters.

Now on with the show.