Super Smash Bros. Melee Episode 2
Shaun: Welcome back! I got myself a new toy..(Laughs insanely and pulls out a laser blaster)
Fred: How did you get that?
Shaun: Errr.I stole it..
Fred: From who?
Shaun: (Mutters) Fox..
Fred: Whooo?
Shaun: Fox!!! (Points blaster at Fred)
Fred: Ah, Ah, Ah.. You shoot me and I'll tell him..Hehehe..I love black mail!
Shaun: (Lowers blaster) You little..
Fred: Hehehehe!
Shaun: Anyways. our contestants are..
Fred: Kirby!!
Kirby walks out on stage and stands behind his podium... a stage worker dashes out with 3 soap boxes and has Kirby stand on them..
Shaun: Ok. and our next contestant is.. Nana the Ice Climber! A stage worker places a soap box behind a podium for Nana to stand on.
Fred: And of course you can't have one Ice Climber without the other.. Popo the Ice Climber!
Once again a stage worker places another soap box behind Popo's podium.
Shaun: Wow.. Is this like the special midget episode?
Fred: Yeah.. And your pretty short too!
Shaun: (Pulls out blaster) Hey! Don't provoke me buddy!
Fred: Ah, Ah, Ah.. Put that nasty little gun away or I'll get Fox to put you away!
Shaun: (Puts blaster away) Freeed?
Fred: Yeeeaaahhh?
Shauns dive tackles Fred... screams of pain...
Shaun: (Comes back on camera and dusts himself off) Ok... the categories are.
Fred: Hey.. I'm gonna tell Fox that you.
Shaun: Well, you said only if I shot you and I didn't shoot you!
Fred: I'll let it go this time but you do it again and I'll..
Shaun: (Cuts Fred off) Oh yeah right!
Fred: You wanna bet?
Shaun: Ok, how much?
Fred: $20!
Shaun: Ok!
Shaun tackles Fred again.
Fred: Alright, that's it..
Shaun: Oh just shutup!
Fred: I'll let it slide again but this is the last time!
Shaun: (Snickers) What ever you say Fred! Anyways, back to the categories! They are..
Fred: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago, Why is abbreviate such a long word, and Whose cruel joke was it to put the letter S in the word lisp. Hmmm, why do we only have 3 categories... again?
Shaun: Because I said so!
Fred: Figures, you were probably to lazy to think up more!
Shaun: Kirby, your first!
Kirby: Ummm, Why is abbreviate such a long word for 500!
Shaun: Oooohhhhh.. A risk taker eh?
Fred: Ok the question is.. Why is abbreviate such a long word!
Kirby: Because the guy who invented the word said so!
Shaun: Correct! 500 hundred points for Kirby! The board is yours!
Kirby: Why is abbreviate such a long word for 100!
Shaun: Again? Oh well. the question is why is abbreviate such a long word.. Oooohhhh, what a surprise!
Kirby: Uhh...
Shaun: Oh out of time! Tossup!
Nana: Because the guy said so!
Popo: No because the guy wanted it to be long!
Popo & Nana begin fighting..
Kirby: (Steps in between them) Hey. cut out you two or I'll swallow you both!
Popo & Nana: o_O
Shaun: Ok.. Well yoor both wrong anyway! (Pulls out blaster ands blast them in the head)
Fred: Ok..
Shaun: Since Kirby is the only one alive. he wins!
Kirby: What did I win?
Shaun: A bag of chips! Oh yeah, and chip dip!
Kirby: Ok, that's a really suck butt prize.
Shaun: Hey, take it or leave it!
Kirby: I'll take it!
Shaun: Ok.
Fox: (Runs out on stage) Hey, gimmy back my blaster!
Shaun: Uh oh. You told him didn't you Fred, didn't you! (Points blaster at Fred)
Fred: No, I swear I didn't, honestly!
Shaun starts blasting Fred.. Screams of pain. by the time Fox gets to Shaun the energy cell is worn out.
Fox: (Grabs blaster from Shaun's hand) I'll take that! (Walks off stage mumbling) Now I gotta replace the energy cell and everything.. These energy cells are supposed to last a lifetime and he wore it out in 30 seconds..
Camera zooms out to show the Ice Climbers sprawled on the floor behind their podiums, Fred lying on the floor curled up in a ball, and Shaun waving to the audience.
THE END!
Shaun: Welcome back! I got myself a new toy..(Laughs insanely and pulls out a laser blaster)
Fred: How did you get that?
Shaun: Errr.I stole it..
Fred: From who?
Shaun: (Mutters) Fox..
Fred: Whooo?
Shaun: Fox!!! (Points blaster at Fred)
Fred: Ah, Ah, Ah.. You shoot me and I'll tell him..Hehehe..I love black mail!
Shaun: (Lowers blaster) You little..
Fred: Hehehehe!
Shaun: Anyways. our contestants are..
Fred: Kirby!!
Kirby walks out on stage and stands behind his podium... a stage worker dashes out with 3 soap boxes and has Kirby stand on them..
Shaun: Ok. and our next contestant is.. Nana the Ice Climber! A stage worker places a soap box behind a podium for Nana to stand on.
Fred: And of course you can't have one Ice Climber without the other.. Popo the Ice Climber!
Once again a stage worker places another soap box behind Popo's podium.
Shaun: Wow.. Is this like the special midget episode?
Fred: Yeah.. And your pretty short too!
Shaun: (Pulls out blaster) Hey! Don't provoke me buddy!
Fred: Ah, Ah, Ah.. Put that nasty little gun away or I'll get Fox to put you away!
Shaun: (Puts blaster away) Freeed?
Fred: Yeeeaaahhh?
Shauns dive tackles Fred... screams of pain...
Shaun: (Comes back on camera and dusts himself off) Ok... the categories are.
Fred: Hey.. I'm gonna tell Fox that you.
Shaun: Well, you said only if I shot you and I didn't shoot you!
Fred: I'll let it go this time but you do it again and I'll..
Shaun: (Cuts Fred off) Oh yeah right!
Fred: You wanna bet?
Shaun: Ok, how much?
Fred: $20!
Shaun: Ok!
Shaun tackles Fred again.
Fred: Alright, that's it..
Shaun: Oh just shutup!
Fred: I'll let it slide again but this is the last time!
Shaun: (Snickers) What ever you say Fred! Anyways, back to the categories! They are..
Fred: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiago, Why is abbreviate such a long word, and Whose cruel joke was it to put the letter S in the word lisp. Hmmm, why do we only have 3 categories... again?
Shaun: Because I said so!
Fred: Figures, you were probably to lazy to think up more!
Shaun: Kirby, your first!
Kirby: Ummm, Why is abbreviate such a long word for 500!
Shaun: Oooohhhhh.. A risk taker eh?
Fred: Ok the question is.. Why is abbreviate such a long word!
Kirby: Because the guy who invented the word said so!
Shaun: Correct! 500 hundred points for Kirby! The board is yours!
Kirby: Why is abbreviate such a long word for 100!
Shaun: Again? Oh well. the question is why is abbreviate such a long word.. Oooohhhh, what a surprise!
Kirby: Uhh...
Shaun: Oh out of time! Tossup!
Nana: Because the guy said so!
Popo: No because the guy wanted it to be long!
Popo & Nana begin fighting..
Kirby: (Steps in between them) Hey. cut out you two or I'll swallow you both!
Popo & Nana: o_O
Shaun: Ok.. Well yoor both wrong anyway! (Pulls out blaster ands blast them in the head)
Fred: Ok..
Shaun: Since Kirby is the only one alive. he wins!
Kirby: What did I win?
Shaun: A bag of chips! Oh yeah, and chip dip!
Kirby: Ok, that's a really suck butt prize.
Shaun: Hey, take it or leave it!
Kirby: I'll take it!
Shaun: Ok.
Fox: (Runs out on stage) Hey, gimmy back my blaster!
Shaun: Uh oh. You told him didn't you Fred, didn't you! (Points blaster at Fred)
Fred: No, I swear I didn't, honestly!
Shaun starts blasting Fred.. Screams of pain. by the time Fox gets to Shaun the energy cell is worn out.
Fox: (Grabs blaster from Shaun's hand) I'll take that! (Walks off stage mumbling) Now I gotta replace the energy cell and everything.. These energy cells are supposed to last a lifetime and he wore it out in 30 seconds..
Camera zooms out to show the Ice Climbers sprawled on the floor behind their podiums, Fred lying on the floor curled up in a ball, and Shaun waving to the audience.
THE END!