SEVERUS SNAPE GETS A SPECIAL HOLIDAY PRESENT

"Snape, I know you don't usually enjoy getting presents for Christmas, but I just had to give you this," Lucius stated. He handed a shiny-wrapped box over.

"What is.a sweater?" Snape asked, opening the box quizzically. "Well, at least it's black."

"I knitted it just for you," Lucius said proudly. "Out of a Brunswick knitting catalogue. It took me four hours to do the celtic knot pattern around the neck."

"You are so totally gay," Snape said, tossing the sweater into a nearby fireplace.