SEVERUS SNAPE EATS HIS WAY THROUGH A BAG OF DOVE PROMISES OUT OF SELF-PITY
"*Sniff*.nobody likes me," Snape muttered, unwrapping three more tiny chocolates from a value bag of Dove Promises. He ate them and stared moodily off into space.
"How come I'm the only one who didn't get any presents? Every year I get left out!" he whined, stuffing eight more chocolates in his mouth and frowning at the floor. "It's not FAIR!"
"Hey Professor!" a student exclaimed, sticking his head in the door of Snape's study. "There's a whole bunch of presents sitting out here for you!"
"Really?!" Snape stammered. "Wow! Oh my god! Who are they from?" He started cleaning up all the wrappers on his desk.
"PSYCHE!!" the student screamed and ran away. Snape slumped back down in his chair and sniffled. Three bag of Hershey's miniatures and a pint of Haagen-Daaz later, he didn't feel any better.
"*Sniff*.nobody likes me," Snape muttered, unwrapping three more tiny chocolates from a value bag of Dove Promises. He ate them and stared moodily off into space.
"How come I'm the only one who didn't get any presents? Every year I get left out!" he whined, stuffing eight more chocolates in his mouth and frowning at the floor. "It's not FAIR!"
"Hey Professor!" a student exclaimed, sticking his head in the door of Snape's study. "There's a whole bunch of presents sitting out here for you!"
"Really?!" Snape stammered. "Wow! Oh my god! Who are they from?" He started cleaning up all the wrappers on his desk.
"PSYCHE!!" the student screamed and ran away. Snape slumped back down in his chair and sniffled. Three bag of Hershey's miniatures and a pint of Haagen-Daaz later, he didn't feel any better.