SEVERUS SNAPE GETS INEXPLICABLY DRUNK AT THE HOGWARTS OFFICE PARTY
The Great Hall was decorated with festive Christmas decorations and snow was falling magically from the ceiling, as the teachers and staff socialized merrily during the annual office party. "I love these parties so much, we should do them twice a year," Professor Dumbledore commented to a nearby group of teachers. He headed back to the buffet for another plate of sugar cookies.
Snape strolled unsteadily up to Professors Sinistra and Hooch. "You know, I love you guysh.I really really do," he slurred.
"Oh good GOD, Severus, are you wasted?" Madame Hooch asked incredulously. "Did someone spike the eggnog again?"
"I really really really reallyreallyreally.ouch," Snape continued, slipping and falling on the floor. He crawled back over to the drinks bar.
"I forgot to spike the punch, so it can't be that," Professor MacGonagall exclaimed. "How the hell did he get drunk on ordinary eggnog?"
"You guysh hate me, doooooon' you.you dooo, it's no' fair.aw man." Snape muttered from under the table.
"Hey guys!" Hagrid yelled, running over from the end of the hall. "I just found this empty can of Moste Potente Eggnoge out in the corridor!"
Everyone enjoyed a hearty laugh and left Snape under the table to sleep it off.
The Great Hall was decorated with festive Christmas decorations and snow was falling magically from the ceiling, as the teachers and staff socialized merrily during the annual office party. "I love these parties so much, we should do them twice a year," Professor Dumbledore commented to a nearby group of teachers. He headed back to the buffet for another plate of sugar cookies.
Snape strolled unsteadily up to Professors Sinistra and Hooch. "You know, I love you guysh.I really really do," he slurred.
"Oh good GOD, Severus, are you wasted?" Madame Hooch asked incredulously. "Did someone spike the eggnog again?"
"I really really really reallyreallyreally.ouch," Snape continued, slipping and falling on the floor. He crawled back over to the drinks bar.
"I forgot to spike the punch, so it can't be that," Professor MacGonagall exclaimed. "How the hell did he get drunk on ordinary eggnog?"
"You guysh hate me, doooooon' you.you dooo, it's no' fair.aw man." Snape muttered from under the table.
"Hey guys!" Hagrid yelled, running over from the end of the hall. "I just found this empty can of Moste Potente Eggnoge out in the corridor!"
Everyone enjoyed a hearty laugh and left Snape under the table to sleep it off.