Type: Humor/Drama
Rating: General
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Ranma ½ and Inuyasha. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi-sensei.
Summary:
This fanfic is a sequel from my other fanfic, 'The Tetsusaiga race' (you may look through the list of fanfictions under my profile link on this page by clicking on my nickname).
Determined to know what has happened to Inuyasha 500 years in the past, Ranma brought Inuyasha to his school, hoping to make use of the resources in the library, but Inuyasha ended up becoming a student in Fuurinkan High School. Kagome, Hinako, Gosunkugi, Saotome Nodoka (Ranma's mother), Hojo, Souta and Toufuu are added into this confusion.
Ranma/Inuyasha Crossover
SEQUEL TO THE TETSUSAIGA RACE
Chapter one: SCHOOL
Kunou Tatewaki closed his eyes, held his wooden sword and concentrated. Suddenly, his eyes flew opened.
"AH KA KA KA KA KA!!!!!!" He yelled and launched several attacks on Saotome Ranma's photo pinned on a wooden pole. Pieces of the photograph flew in mass in the wind.
"Huh! My skill is getting better and better," Tatewaki said, wiping his sweat on his forehead.
"Ni-chan," Kunou Kodaichi walked next to him: "You are tiring yourself too much," She held out a warm towel to him.
"Uh-huh," Tatewaki quickly ran to the nearest convenient fish tank next to him in the garden (?) and watched the reaction of the goldfish in it.
No effect.
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!!" Kodaichi laughed with the back of her hand by her mouth: "Don't worry, there's no sleeping drugs in it!"
Tatewaki suddenly found the ground below him parted. Kodaichi had set a trap again!
"ARGGGGGG~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!!!"
He fell into a hole with his pet crocodile in it.
"That'll teach you a lesson for taking my Ranma's photo AGAIN!!" Kodaichi fumed and rolled her eyes: "Stupid!" Suddenly she remembered something: "Ah! I need to visit my Ranma in a few days time so that our love will not cool off! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho........." She placed a black rose between her teeth, laughing and leaped off swinging her lace around in the air.
Tatewaki crawled out of the hole in rags (from fighting with his pet crocodile): "Just watch out, Saotome Ranma, I'll definitely get even with you!!"
~~~~ *****~~~~~~~
"COME BACK WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma (in singlet an shorts) roared early in the morning. Happousai skipped out to the compound, threw the garment into a fire and started to roost his tapioca.
"THAT'S MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma roared.
"Ahem! Don't worry, Ranma-boy, I've prepared a better clothes in exchange," Happousai said (puffing out a smoke from his small pipe) and flashed out a swimming suit with bunny tail.
~~~ SPLASH!! ~~~~~~~~
Happousai grabbed a water hose from nowhere and shot cold water to Ranma in his face.
"WEAR THIS, RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Happousai leaped above the red-haired girl.
"WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The female Ranma yelled and kicked Happousai into the air.
"Ouch!" The old man turned into a black dot in the sky.
"Nah, Ranma, Inuyasha has gone back yesterday," Nabiki said, standing by the door.
"Huh?" Ranma was surprised to see Nabiki looking so serious and emotional.
"Don't you miss him? I do, sighhhhhhhhhh.." Nabiki said, placing her hand to her eyes as if hiding a tear.
"Nabiki.. You..." Ranma said.
"Ask him back, won't you?" Nabiki said: "I want to see him one more time again."
'She still can't forget asking Inuyasha to bring her ancient coins from Warring Japan,' Ranma thought, bored.
"Don't worry, Nabiki Nee-chan!" Akane said: "Ranma has asked him to visit us again next week. He intends to bring Inuyasha to our school library for some researches."
"Oh really?" Nabiki said, brightened up and clasping her hands together excitedly: "I'm so relieved!" and went off, whistling.
"Baka, why did you tell her THAT!!" Ranma screamed.
"Why can't I?!?!" Akane shot back: "Nabiki Nee-chan is also studying there and she'll know it sooner or later!"
~~~~~~~~~ 500 YEARS AGO IN FEUDAL JAPAN ~~~~~~~
The little fox kitsune, Shippou sat by the bone-eating well. Besides waiting for Kagome's return as usual, he was also waiting for Inuyasha to get back through the well. It was very rare case when he stayed in Kagome's time over three days.
"Pant! Pant!" Kagome's voice echoed from below.
"Oi, hurry up, Kagome!" Inuyasha's voice followed closely behind.
"Hey, Inuyasha! When did you start enjoying to stay in Kagome's time?" Shippou called down the well.
"Will you SHUT-UP, Shippou?!?!" Inuyasha growled from below. He suddenly leaped out of the well, holding Kagome's luggage together with her bike on his shoulder. Kagome followed behind, feeling relieved of the loads.
"Hey!" Miroku whispered to Sango: "I suspect Inuyasha must have found his long-lost relative in her time."
"How can this be possible?" Sango responded. Suddenly, she felt a hand running on her butt. Miroku had taken the opportunity to satisfy his bad habit again.
"YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango roared and.
~~~~~~ SLAP~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha watched the scene and shook his head. It reminded him too of Happousai again.
"What's wrong, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Nothing," Inuyasha said, still indecisive whether to tell her about his meeting with Saotome Ranma.
Inuyasha had stayed in Ranma's home for a week and returned to fetch Kagome back to his time without carrying out any research on his future. Every day was the same. He slept; enjoyed Kasumi's cooking and watched television with the households. On the day he left, the Tendou and Saotome families bided him goodbye. Before he left, Ranma made him promise to return to check out what had happened to him 500 years ago in his school library. Then, he leaped off towards Kagome's shrine to fetch her to the Warring Japan.
"Oi, Kagome," Inuyasha began: "When do you intend to return back to your time?"
"Heh???" Kagome stared at him, surprised at his unusual statement.
"Can I go back with you then?" His second statement shocked all his travel mates.
"Inuyasha," Miroku said, touching his forehead: "Are you having a fever?"
"KEH! I'm perfectly FINE!!" Inuyasha barked, brushing his hand away.
"Mmm, alright!" Kagome replied.
"Pssss, Kagome," Sango whispered, pulling Kagome closer to her: "Who has Inuyasha met in your time? Is it a new girlfriend?"
"But I have decided not to interfere his affairs." Kagome whispered back.
"Just follow him. who knows? Maybe he really found a new girlfriend in your time! You better keep an eye on him!" Sango hissed under her breath: "Or it'll be a fatal mistake in your life!"
~~~ IN KAGOME'S MIND ~~~
Inuyasha wore a white bridegroom suit and merrily held hands with a bride (her face was not seen) in front of a church with flower petals falling onto the couple.
'DING DONG!!! DING DONG!!!!' The wedding bells chimed and angels flew all over the church. Afar, Kagome stood in her ordinary clothes.
"WAIT UP!!!!! Don't go away, Inuyasha!!" She cried out, reaching her hand towards Inuyasha who started to walk off with the bride.
"OI, KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled into her ears: "What are you thinking?"
"Eh? Nothing!" Kagome's face became as red as tomato and she almost jumped at his tap on her shoulder. Feeling embarrassed, she pulled Sango by her arms and raced towards Kaeda's village.
"Kagome," Sango said: "You better watch his activity in your time closely."
"Mmm." Kagome thought and made up her mind.
~~~ A FEW DAYS LATER IN MODERN JAPAN ~~~~
"Nee-chan!" Souta called in the living room: "Why are you back so early? I thought you've to stay there for a longer time!" He looked around: "Huh? Isn't Inuyasha ni-chan with you a few moments ago?"
"Oh no!!!" Kagome shuttered to herself: "I forgot to follow him!"
~~~~ **** ~~~~~
In a dark corner, a teenager with a candle on his head, Gosunkugi, spookily hit a paper man with his nails and hammers.
"DIE, RANMA, DIE!!!" He snarled, pinning the paper man to the tree repeatedly.
Suddenly..........
Many pairs of feet stormed towards his direction and raced towards a school beyond him.
"Shit, we're LATE!!!! That pervert principal is starting to COUNT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A student screamed as he ran.
"Oh my... When did the world become so dark?" Gosunkugi groaned on the ground, flatted with footprints all over his back.
"OHHHHHH!" The `kouchou' principal looked at the mass of clouds running towards the gate: "You are going to be late, BABIES!!!!! LATE COMERS ARE TO WASH ALL TOILETS IN SCHOOL FOR ONE MONTH!!! BUA HA HA HA!!!"
He slammed a gigantic alarm clock before the gate (blocking it entirely) and started to count down.
"Shit!!! How are we going to enter that stupid school with its gate BLOCKED by THAT STUPID CLOCK!??!!!??!" Many students screamed among themselves outside the gate.
"Counting down to 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2!" The principal started quickly with no gap in between.
"SANKON TETSUSOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A scream exploded from somewhere.
~~~~~~~~~CRASH!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The alarm clock smashed into pieces. All students rushed into the school, storming the principal flat on the ground.
"Oh---- my beloved clock! My baby! How. could. you. kill it off like THIS!!!" The principal wailed in splashes of tears (remembering the voice), he screamed: "SAOTOME RANMA!!! IT'S YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!"
"Why do so many people misunderstand Inuyasha's voice as yours, Ranma?" Akane asked as she ran towards her classroom with Ranma.
"I dunno. Nah, Inuyasha!" He turned to a teenager wearing a cap besides him: "How did you smash the clock?"
"With my claws, stupid!" Inuyasha said, revealing his sharp claws from his red sleeves.
A pineapple fell before them.
"Huh?" Inuyasha approached it and picked it up: "How did this thing get here?"
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma and Akane shrieked.
~~~~~~~BOOM! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha turned black with soot.
"Oi!" His mouth puffed out more soot: "Can someone tell me what's going on?"
"BAH HA HA HA!!! This is the lesson for killing my BABY just now, Saotome Ranma!!" A speaker nearby announced.
"What---the!?!?!" Ranma began. He speedily raced to the nearest wall and broke a hole on it with his fist.
"Game's over, you crazy principal!!" He yelled.
"Heh?!?!" Another pineapple greeted him.
~~~ BOOM~~~~~
Ranma turned black with soot.
"Ok, I can smell you, you PERVERT!!!!" Inuyasha snarled and pulled the principal out from a dustbin.
"Oh! You have changed your hair style and hair colour, Saotome!!" The principal called.
"Oi! Saotome's over there!! I am not he!" Inuyasha snarled, throwing the principal up the ceiling. The principal leaped and turned a circle in the air, pulling out a large shear from nowhere and started diving towards Inuyasha.
"OH! BAD BOY NEEDS HAIRCUT! THIS IS THE SCHOOL RULE!!!" He called.
"Huh? School rule?" Inuyasha scratched his head. Kagome had never told him such term before.
"INUYASHA, WATCH OUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" Ranma screeched and kicked the principal away from Inuyasha.
"RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG..." The bell rang.
"Oh no! Lesson's gonna start now!!" Akane screamed, pulling Ranma by his pigtail, they raced towards their classroom: "Inuyasha!!" She continued: "Wait for us in the library!!!"
"OI!!!" Inuyasha called: "WHERE IS THE 'LIBRARY'???!!!??!!"
"Go straight and turned right!!" Akane ran out of sight with Ranma.
"Keh!" Inuyasha grumbled and wandered around.
The principal had been kicked out of the school building. There would be no interruption from him for a time being.
There were mutters of sounds from each room along the corridor. Inuyasha could see an adult walking up and down rows of students sitting by their tables saying something to he/herself (he did not know they were teachers reading from textbooks).
"Feh! Those people do enjoy talking to themselves, don't they?" He thought and continued his way quietly. The corridor ended with a route diverting to another direction to the right. Inuyasha turned.
~~~~ BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He knocked into a young girl of around 14 years old.
"OUCH~~~~~~~! That hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The girl squeaked.
Inuyasha pulled her up and turned to run off.
"Hey! It's lesson time now!! Why are you NOT in your uniform and still loitering around?!" The girl called behind him and started to run towards him.
"SHIT! Trouble's coming." Inuyasha muttered to himself and started to leap faster.
"GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! How dare you ignore me as a sensei???!!!!" The girl growled.
"Huh? Sensei? She?" Before Inuyasha could think twice, something next happened...
" HAPPOU-5 YEN KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~~!!!!!!!!"
"Argggg...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha felt all his strength swiftly draining from his body: "What-the-heck?????????????~~~!!!!!!!!!"
"Ahem!" The kiddy girlish voice disappeared, replaced by a mature and stern woman's tone: "That'll teach you to be a good boy!" A foot stepped on Inuyasha's back to prevent him from running away.
A hand pulled the cap off his head. "Huh?" the voice was filled with surprise. Inuyasha turned his head to look at his attacker. It was a tall woman with similar clothing as the little girl whom he had knocked down a few seconds ago (except the clothes looked tighter on her). His sense of smell told him that she was the same person.
'How could this be possible??!!!" Inuyasha stared in shock.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! KAWAIIIIIIIII EARSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" The woman exploded into excitement and started rubbing his dog-ears.
"HEY!!!" Inuyasha roared, pulling up from the ground and pushed the woman from his back: "GET OFF MY BACKKKKKK!!!!!!!"
"Heh? Your strength has recovered THAT FAST??!!!" The woman looked shocked. She held a 5-yen coin with two fingers and started.
" HAPPOU-5 YEN KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~~!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha had disappeared.
"Grrrr.. Where could he have gone to?" The tall woman growled and started searching around the corridor. Above her, Inuyasha held himself onto the ceiling.
'This woman is too powerful!' Inuyasha thought, still shaken.
Little did he know, the woman was Hinako---Ranma and Akane's schoolteacher and excelled in absorbing opponents' strength using Happou 5-yen kill (taught by Happousai when she was young). She had been on her way to Ranma and Akane's classroom when she met Inuyasha. Because Inuyasha was a hanyou, he regained his strength much faster than human beings.
"This school is much dangerous than looking for shikon no tama in my world," Inuyasha analyzed. He suddenly admired Kagome's tolerance when she had to go to school often.
"Poor Kagome! She must have suffer a lot, especially when she does not have martial arts like Ranma and Akane as well as strength like me," Inuyasha concluded.
("HAI CHOOOOO!!!!!!!" Kagome sneezed in her classroom. She rubbed her nose, thinking to herself: "Is someone talking about me?")
'Where could that cat-ear boy go to?' Hinako fumed to herself. Turning round the corner, she met the principal (with bandages all over his face).
"OH! Hinako Sensei! Did you see a boy with long white hair and two cat- ears?"
Inuyasha was glad that the terrible strength-absorber woman had gone out of his sight. Still smelling her scent nearby, he quietly leaped down the ceiling.
~~BONK!! ~~
He landed on Kunou Tatewaki's back with a thump.
"EEE-OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tatewaki yelled.
"Uh-oh!" Inuyasha grasped: "Sorry!"
"SAOTOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tatewaki growled slowly without looking up (NOTE again: The voices of Ranma and Inuyasha in anime were both done by Yamaguchi Kappei.)
"Waittttttt...!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha protested and leaped from Tatewaki's back: "Look closer! I'm NOT Saotome!!!!!"
Tatewaki jumped up, glared at Inuyasha and held his prepared sword: "OH YES YOU ARE!!!! Even if you dye your hair white, add a pair of CAT-EARS and wear yellow contact lens, you ARE SAOTOME RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! A boy in red robe with white hair and cat-ears? I last saw him down the..." Hinako began.
"I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT CAT-EARS, THAT'S DOG- EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A Saotome-like voice roared at the bend of the corridor.
Followed by that, Tatewaki flew from the bend and crashed his head before Hinako's feet. Inuyasha leaped out and screamed: "I TOLD YOU HOW MANY TIMES, I'M..." He saw the crazy principal and Hinako together: "Uh-oh..."
~~~ **** ~~~~~
Hinako sensei was late.
"Saotome! I think Hinako's not coming today. Let's skip lesson together!" Ranma's classmate, Hiroshi said.
"Huh! Of course!!!!!" Ranma prepared to leave: "HUH???!!!"
"What's wrong, Saotome?"
"I could sense a friend of mine coming towards this direction.." He began. It was strange. But he was not supposed to be coming here. "Heh? Trouble's coming."
"GOOD MORNING, CLASS!!!" The fully-grown Hinako stepped into the class, dragging a semi-conscious boy in red with white hair and cat-like ears by his collar.
"Inuyasha???!!" Akane and Ranma grasped.
"Don't have to bother about him! Let's continue with our lessons!" Hinako laughed. She thought: "Tee hee hee, with this boy around, I can maintain my adult-form anytime I like! Then all students will respect me!!"
"Uh.. Hinako sensei, do you know who he is?" Ukyou asked.
"Of course I do! He is my pet and he is going home with ME at the end of the day!!"
"Ranma, are you really so shocked?" Akane asked.
"Huh? Did I?" Ranma responded. His head had bang on the ground with his original gesture remained unchanged.
Outside the class, the principal (hiding in a dustbin) eavesdropped and giggled: "Tee hee hee, watch out dog-boy, I'm going to cut your long hair one day, hee hee hee hee."
Nearby, Tatewaki lay on the ground with spiral eyes, muttering: "Saotome, I've not finished with you yet, just you wait........"
This was Inuyasha's first day in Fuurinkan High School and it was also the start of his trouble in the present time.
To Be Continued.......
Rating: General
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Ranma ½ and Inuyasha. They belong to Rumiko Takahashi-sensei.
Summary:
This fanfic is a sequel from my other fanfic, 'The Tetsusaiga race' (you may look through the list of fanfictions under my profile link on this page by clicking on my nickname).
Determined to know what has happened to Inuyasha 500 years in the past, Ranma brought Inuyasha to his school, hoping to make use of the resources in the library, but Inuyasha ended up becoming a student in Fuurinkan High School. Kagome, Hinako, Gosunkugi, Saotome Nodoka (Ranma's mother), Hojo, Souta and Toufuu are added into this confusion.
Ranma/Inuyasha Crossover
SEQUEL TO THE TETSUSAIGA RACE
Chapter one: SCHOOL
Kunou Tatewaki closed his eyes, held his wooden sword and concentrated. Suddenly, his eyes flew opened.
"AH KA KA KA KA KA!!!!!!" He yelled and launched several attacks on Saotome Ranma's photo pinned on a wooden pole. Pieces of the photograph flew in mass in the wind.
"Huh! My skill is getting better and better," Tatewaki said, wiping his sweat on his forehead.
"Ni-chan," Kunou Kodaichi walked next to him: "You are tiring yourself too much," She held out a warm towel to him.
"Uh-huh," Tatewaki quickly ran to the nearest convenient fish tank next to him in the garden (?) and watched the reaction of the goldfish in it.
No effect.
"Oh ho ho ho ho ho!!" Kodaichi laughed with the back of her hand by her mouth: "Don't worry, there's no sleeping drugs in it!"
Tatewaki suddenly found the ground below him parted. Kodaichi had set a trap again!
"ARGGGGGG~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You CRAZY WOMAN!!!!!!!"
He fell into a hole with his pet crocodile in it.
"That'll teach you a lesson for taking my Ranma's photo AGAIN!!" Kodaichi fumed and rolled her eyes: "Stupid!" Suddenly she remembered something: "Ah! I need to visit my Ranma in a few days time so that our love will not cool off! Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho........." She placed a black rose between her teeth, laughing and leaped off swinging her lace around in the air.
Tatewaki crawled out of the hole in rags (from fighting with his pet crocodile): "Just watch out, Saotome Ranma, I'll definitely get even with you!!"
~~~~ *****~~~~~~~
"COME BACK WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma (in singlet an shorts) roared early in the morning. Happousai skipped out to the compound, threw the garment into a fire and started to roost his tapioca.
"THAT'S MY CLOTHES!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma roared.
"Ahem! Don't worry, Ranma-boy, I've prepared a better clothes in exchange," Happousai said (puffing out a smoke from his small pipe) and flashed out a swimming suit with bunny tail.
~~~ SPLASH!! ~~~~~~~~
Happousai grabbed a water hose from nowhere and shot cold water to Ranma in his face.
"WEAR THIS, RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!" Happousai leaped above the red-haired girl.
"WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The female Ranma yelled and kicked Happousai into the air.
"Ouch!" The old man turned into a black dot in the sky.
"Nah, Ranma, Inuyasha has gone back yesterday," Nabiki said, standing by the door.
"Huh?" Ranma was surprised to see Nabiki looking so serious and emotional.
"Don't you miss him? I do, sighhhhhhhhhh.." Nabiki said, placing her hand to her eyes as if hiding a tear.
"Nabiki.. You..." Ranma said.
"Ask him back, won't you?" Nabiki said: "I want to see him one more time again."
'She still can't forget asking Inuyasha to bring her ancient coins from Warring Japan,' Ranma thought, bored.
"Don't worry, Nabiki Nee-chan!" Akane said: "Ranma has asked him to visit us again next week. He intends to bring Inuyasha to our school library for some researches."
"Oh really?" Nabiki said, brightened up and clasping her hands together excitedly: "I'm so relieved!" and went off, whistling.
"Baka, why did you tell her THAT!!" Ranma screamed.
"Why can't I?!?!" Akane shot back: "Nabiki Nee-chan is also studying there and she'll know it sooner or later!"
~~~~~~~~~ 500 YEARS AGO IN FEUDAL JAPAN ~~~~~~~
The little fox kitsune, Shippou sat by the bone-eating well. Besides waiting for Kagome's return as usual, he was also waiting for Inuyasha to get back through the well. It was very rare case when he stayed in Kagome's time over three days.
"Pant! Pant!" Kagome's voice echoed from below.
"Oi, hurry up, Kagome!" Inuyasha's voice followed closely behind.
"Hey, Inuyasha! When did you start enjoying to stay in Kagome's time?" Shippou called down the well.
"Will you SHUT-UP, Shippou?!?!" Inuyasha growled from below. He suddenly leaped out of the well, holding Kagome's luggage together with her bike on his shoulder. Kagome followed behind, feeling relieved of the loads.
"Hey!" Miroku whispered to Sango: "I suspect Inuyasha must have found his long-lost relative in her time."
"How can this be possible?" Sango responded. Suddenly, she felt a hand running on her butt. Miroku had taken the opportunity to satisfy his bad habit again.
"YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sango roared and.
~~~~~~ SLAP~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha watched the scene and shook his head. It reminded him too of Happousai again.
"What's wrong, Inuyasha?" Kagome asked.
"Nothing," Inuyasha said, still indecisive whether to tell her about his meeting with Saotome Ranma.
Inuyasha had stayed in Ranma's home for a week and returned to fetch Kagome back to his time without carrying out any research on his future. Every day was the same. He slept; enjoyed Kasumi's cooking and watched television with the households. On the day he left, the Tendou and Saotome families bided him goodbye. Before he left, Ranma made him promise to return to check out what had happened to him 500 years ago in his school library. Then, he leaped off towards Kagome's shrine to fetch her to the Warring Japan.
"Oi, Kagome," Inuyasha began: "When do you intend to return back to your time?"
"Heh???" Kagome stared at him, surprised at his unusual statement.
"Can I go back with you then?" His second statement shocked all his travel mates.
"Inuyasha," Miroku said, touching his forehead: "Are you having a fever?"
"KEH! I'm perfectly FINE!!" Inuyasha barked, brushing his hand away.
"Mmm, alright!" Kagome replied.
"Pssss, Kagome," Sango whispered, pulling Kagome closer to her: "Who has Inuyasha met in your time? Is it a new girlfriend?"
"But I have decided not to interfere his affairs." Kagome whispered back.
"Just follow him. who knows? Maybe he really found a new girlfriend in your time! You better keep an eye on him!" Sango hissed under her breath: "Or it'll be a fatal mistake in your life!"
~~~ IN KAGOME'S MIND ~~~
Inuyasha wore a white bridegroom suit and merrily held hands with a bride (her face was not seen) in front of a church with flower petals falling onto the couple.
'DING DONG!!! DING DONG!!!!' The wedding bells chimed and angels flew all over the church. Afar, Kagome stood in her ordinary clothes.
"WAIT UP!!!!! Don't go away, Inuyasha!!" She cried out, reaching her hand towards Inuyasha who started to walk off with the bride.
"OI, KAGOME!!!" Inuyasha yelled into her ears: "What are you thinking?"
"Eh? Nothing!" Kagome's face became as red as tomato and she almost jumped at his tap on her shoulder. Feeling embarrassed, she pulled Sango by her arms and raced towards Kaeda's village.
"Kagome," Sango said: "You better watch his activity in your time closely."
"Mmm." Kagome thought and made up her mind.
~~~ A FEW DAYS LATER IN MODERN JAPAN ~~~~
"Nee-chan!" Souta called in the living room: "Why are you back so early? I thought you've to stay there for a longer time!" He looked around: "Huh? Isn't Inuyasha ni-chan with you a few moments ago?"
"Oh no!!!" Kagome shuttered to herself: "I forgot to follow him!"
~~~~ **** ~~~~~
In a dark corner, a teenager with a candle on his head, Gosunkugi, spookily hit a paper man with his nails and hammers.
"DIE, RANMA, DIE!!!" He snarled, pinning the paper man to the tree repeatedly.
Suddenly..........
Many pairs of feet stormed towards his direction and raced towards a school beyond him.
"Shit, we're LATE!!!! That pervert principal is starting to COUNT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A student screamed as he ran.
"Oh my... When did the world become so dark?" Gosunkugi groaned on the ground, flatted with footprints all over his back.
"OHHHHHH!" The `kouchou' principal looked at the mass of clouds running towards the gate: "You are going to be late, BABIES!!!!! LATE COMERS ARE TO WASH ALL TOILETS IN SCHOOL FOR ONE MONTH!!! BUA HA HA HA!!!"
He slammed a gigantic alarm clock before the gate (blocking it entirely) and started to count down.
"Shit!!! How are we going to enter that stupid school with its gate BLOCKED by THAT STUPID CLOCK!??!!!??!" Many students screamed among themselves outside the gate.
"Counting down to 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2!" The principal started quickly with no gap in between.
"SANKON TETSUSOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A scream exploded from somewhere.
~~~~~~~~~CRASH!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The alarm clock smashed into pieces. All students rushed into the school, storming the principal flat on the ground.
"Oh---- my beloved clock! My baby! How. could. you. kill it off like THIS!!!" The principal wailed in splashes of tears (remembering the voice), he screamed: "SAOTOME RANMA!!! IT'S YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!"
"Why do so many people misunderstand Inuyasha's voice as yours, Ranma?" Akane asked as she ran towards her classroom with Ranma.
"I dunno. Nah, Inuyasha!" He turned to a teenager wearing a cap besides him: "How did you smash the clock?"
"With my claws, stupid!" Inuyasha said, revealing his sharp claws from his red sleeves.
A pineapple fell before them.
"Huh?" Inuyasha approached it and picked it up: "How did this thing get here?"
"OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ranma and Akane shrieked.
~~~~~~~BOOM! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inuyasha turned black with soot.
"Oi!" His mouth puffed out more soot: "Can someone tell me what's going on?"
"BAH HA HA HA!!! This is the lesson for killing my BABY just now, Saotome Ranma!!" A speaker nearby announced.
"What---the!?!?!" Ranma began. He speedily raced to the nearest wall and broke a hole on it with his fist.
"Game's over, you crazy principal!!" He yelled.
"Heh?!?!" Another pineapple greeted him.
~~~ BOOM~~~~~
Ranma turned black with soot.
"Ok, I can smell you, you PERVERT!!!!" Inuyasha snarled and pulled the principal out from a dustbin.
"Oh! You have changed your hair style and hair colour, Saotome!!" The principal called.
"Oi! Saotome's over there!! I am not he!" Inuyasha snarled, throwing the principal up the ceiling. The principal leaped and turned a circle in the air, pulling out a large shear from nowhere and started diving towards Inuyasha.
"OH! BAD BOY NEEDS HAIRCUT! THIS IS THE SCHOOL RULE!!!" He called.
"Huh? School rule?" Inuyasha scratched his head. Kagome had never told him such term before.
"INUYASHA, WATCH OUTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" Ranma screeched and kicked the principal away from Inuyasha.
"RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG..." The bell rang.
"Oh no! Lesson's gonna start now!!" Akane screamed, pulling Ranma by his pigtail, they raced towards their classroom: "Inuyasha!!" She continued: "Wait for us in the library!!!"
"OI!!!" Inuyasha called: "WHERE IS THE 'LIBRARY'???!!!??!!"
"Go straight and turned right!!" Akane ran out of sight with Ranma.
"Keh!" Inuyasha grumbled and wandered around.
The principal had been kicked out of the school building. There would be no interruption from him for a time being.
There were mutters of sounds from each room along the corridor. Inuyasha could see an adult walking up and down rows of students sitting by their tables saying something to he/herself (he did not know they were teachers reading from textbooks).
"Feh! Those people do enjoy talking to themselves, don't they?" He thought and continued his way quietly. The corridor ended with a route diverting to another direction to the right. Inuyasha turned.
~~~~ BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He knocked into a young girl of around 14 years old.
"OUCH~~~~~~~! That hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The girl squeaked.
Inuyasha pulled her up and turned to run off.
"Hey! It's lesson time now!! Why are you NOT in your uniform and still loitering around?!" The girl called behind him and started to run towards him.
"SHIT! Trouble's coming." Inuyasha muttered to himself and started to leap faster.
"GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! How dare you ignore me as a sensei???!!!!" The girl growled.
"Huh? Sensei? She?" Before Inuyasha could think twice, something next happened...
" HAPPOU-5 YEN KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~~!!!!!!!!"
"Argggg...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha felt all his strength swiftly draining from his body: "What-the-heck?????????????~~~!!!!!!!!!"
"Ahem!" The kiddy girlish voice disappeared, replaced by a mature and stern woman's tone: "That'll teach you to be a good boy!" A foot stepped on Inuyasha's back to prevent him from running away.
A hand pulled the cap off his head. "Huh?" the voice was filled with surprise. Inuyasha turned his head to look at his attacker. It was a tall woman with similar clothing as the little girl whom he had knocked down a few seconds ago (except the clothes looked tighter on her). His sense of smell told him that she was the same person.
'How could this be possible??!!!" Inuyasha stared in shock.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! KAWAIIIIIIIII EARSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!" The woman exploded into excitement and started rubbing his dog-ears.
"HEY!!!" Inuyasha roared, pulling up from the ground and pushed the woman from his back: "GET OFF MY BACKKKKKK!!!!!!!"
"Heh? Your strength has recovered THAT FAST??!!!" The woman looked shocked. She held a 5-yen coin with two fingers and started.
" HAPPOU-5 YEN KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~~~~!!!!!!!!"
Inuyasha had disappeared.
"Grrrr.. Where could he have gone to?" The tall woman growled and started searching around the corridor. Above her, Inuyasha held himself onto the ceiling.
'This woman is too powerful!' Inuyasha thought, still shaken.
Little did he know, the woman was Hinako---Ranma and Akane's schoolteacher and excelled in absorbing opponents' strength using Happou 5-yen kill (taught by Happousai when she was young). She had been on her way to Ranma and Akane's classroom when she met Inuyasha. Because Inuyasha was a hanyou, he regained his strength much faster than human beings.
"This school is much dangerous than looking for shikon no tama in my world," Inuyasha analyzed. He suddenly admired Kagome's tolerance when she had to go to school often.
"Poor Kagome! She must have suffer a lot, especially when she does not have martial arts like Ranma and Akane as well as strength like me," Inuyasha concluded.
("HAI CHOOOOO!!!!!!!" Kagome sneezed in her classroom. She rubbed her nose, thinking to herself: "Is someone talking about me?")
'Where could that cat-ear boy go to?' Hinako fumed to herself. Turning round the corner, she met the principal (with bandages all over his face).
"OH! Hinako Sensei! Did you see a boy with long white hair and two cat- ears?"
Inuyasha was glad that the terrible strength-absorber woman had gone out of his sight. Still smelling her scent nearby, he quietly leaped down the ceiling.
~~BONK!! ~~
He landed on Kunou Tatewaki's back with a thump.
"EEE-OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tatewaki yelled.
"Uh-oh!" Inuyasha grasped: "Sorry!"
"SAOTOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tatewaki growled slowly without looking up (NOTE again: The voices of Ranma and Inuyasha in anime were both done by Yamaguchi Kappei.)
"Waittttttt...!!!!!!!!!" Inuyasha protested and leaped from Tatewaki's back: "Look closer! I'm NOT Saotome!!!!!"
Tatewaki jumped up, glared at Inuyasha and held his prepared sword: "OH YES YOU ARE!!!! Even if you dye your hair white, add a pair of CAT-EARS and wear yellow contact lens, you ARE SAOTOME RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Ah! A boy in red robe with white hair and cat-ears? I last saw him down the..." Hinako began.
"I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S NOT CAT-EARS, THAT'S DOG- EARSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A Saotome-like voice roared at the bend of the corridor.
Followed by that, Tatewaki flew from the bend and crashed his head before Hinako's feet. Inuyasha leaped out and screamed: "I TOLD YOU HOW MANY TIMES, I'M..." He saw the crazy principal and Hinako together: "Uh-oh..."
~~~ **** ~~~~~
Hinako sensei was late.
"Saotome! I think Hinako's not coming today. Let's skip lesson together!" Ranma's classmate, Hiroshi said.
"Huh! Of course!!!!!" Ranma prepared to leave: "HUH???!!!"
"What's wrong, Saotome?"
"I could sense a friend of mine coming towards this direction.." He began. It was strange. But he was not supposed to be coming here. "Heh? Trouble's coming."
"GOOD MORNING, CLASS!!!" The fully-grown Hinako stepped into the class, dragging a semi-conscious boy in red with white hair and cat-like ears by his collar.
"Inuyasha???!!" Akane and Ranma grasped.
"Don't have to bother about him! Let's continue with our lessons!" Hinako laughed. She thought: "Tee hee hee, with this boy around, I can maintain my adult-form anytime I like! Then all students will respect me!!"
"Uh.. Hinako sensei, do you know who he is?" Ukyou asked.
"Of course I do! He is my pet and he is going home with ME at the end of the day!!"
"Ranma, are you really so shocked?" Akane asked.
"Huh? Did I?" Ranma responded. His head had bang on the ground with his original gesture remained unchanged.
Outside the class, the principal (hiding in a dustbin) eavesdropped and giggled: "Tee hee hee, watch out dog-boy, I'm going to cut your long hair one day, hee hee hee hee."
Nearby, Tatewaki lay on the ground with spiral eyes, muttering: "Saotome, I've not finished with you yet, just you wait........"
This was Inuyasha's first day in Fuurinkan High School and it was also the start of his trouble in the present time.
To Be Continued.......