Maia: WELL PAINT ME RED AND STICK A CROWBAR UP MY BUTT! I haven't written to fanfiction.net in a LONG time! I'm so sorry, I didn't realize how many reviews I was getting! I guess I'll continue. Didn't think anyone cared about my retarded rantings on my friends and uh…I? or Me..? Gleh..grammar. O_o… By the way, to Tasuki fan girls, there is no worry! I will not steal Tasuki! I am included in the fangirl mania, but Tasuki would hate me if he was real..and I met him…somehow. OH! AND BY THE WAY, NO ONE IS DEAD. KAY? I'M TOO LAZY TO THINK OF WITTY THINGS TO MAKE THEM BE ALIVE…OR SOMETHING.
Caitlin was thinking back to her Bruce Lee tapes and wondering if she should attempt a move. The man lightly poked his sword into her neck as to threaten her. "Well!? Answer or face the consequences." Caitlin wasn't stupid, she moved back slightly. "OKAYOKAYSOIWASWATCHINGTHISTHINGONTVANDSUDDENLYIFOUNDABOOKBEHINDMAIASCOUCHANDOPENEDIT AND--" She paused. "Oh shit."
Well, obviously you should've figured this one out. If you didn't you're kinda stupid. Nothing personal or anything. HOTOHORI stared, quite confused. "…" Caitlin turned to run, but many-a guards were standing behind her. "Don't move. I want to hear your story." He placed a hand on Caitlin's shoulder, she cringed and muttered, "Long…hair…must…chop…die…die."
Well now…after five or ten minutes of saying "…e…ee….ee…eeee….", Whitney (Wee) shrieked out as loud as she possibly could. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The man fell out of bed, pulling the covers off and rolling across the room in shock.
"What the--!?! NO DA!?" Whitney shrieked more, but suddenly stopped and stared at the cute little blue haired Mohawk man. "…!"
Chichiri stared at Whitney in confusion, ideas going through his head asking himself what he did last night, where was he, and if he remembers anything. Whitney stared back and started to drool, but stopped. "YOU'RE NOT A TV!" She screamed. "WHERE AM I!? I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! I WANT TO BE WITH JHONEN VASQUEZ[1]! I'M SO CONFUUUUSED." He stared at her some more. "…no…da…?"
Whitney stopped short. "OHMYGOD. IKNOWWHOYOUARE. CHICHIRI!" She eeped and eeeeeeeeeeeeped and eeepeeed. She almost peed herself in excitement. "CHICHIRICHICHIRICHICHIRI! Woah that's hard to say…"
Chichiri just stared, "How do you know who I am, no da?" Whitney answered that fairly quickly with a whole biography on him and a quick summary of the whole Fushigi Yuugi series. Chichiri just stared, gaping.
MEANWHILE AGAIN. Maia was on the verge of crying. "No…computer…no…TV with Tasuki's picture paused on his GORGEOUS face." Tasuki interrupted. "WHAT THE FUCK YA TALKIN' 'BOUT GIRL!?" Maia glanced to Tasuki…and stopped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." She pointed at him. "TASUKI-SAMA!" Tasuki stared oddly at Maia, shocked and confused. "WHAT THE HELL WITH THE -SAMA?!" She threw her arms around his neck and started kissing him. "YOU'RE REAL REAL REAL REAL!" Tasuki threw her down and spat. "EYUCK! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Maia was on the verge of crying again. "You…you...!" She started to cry, Tasuki frantically looked around to see if anyone was there and tried to calm her down. "SHH! SHHUSH…" She didn't stop. "SHUT UP." She stopped.
"Now, who the hell are you?" A little angry mark thing appeared on his head, but he had a kind smile. It was like talking to a little kid dammit.
Maia: SORRY THAT WAS SO SHORT. I'll make up for it when I watch some Fushigi Yuugi and get really hyper. I'm gonna go work on Evil Love? Now and please the reviewers…cause they're getting mad too.
Caitlin was thinking back to her Bruce Lee tapes and wondering if she should attempt a move. The man lightly poked his sword into her neck as to threaten her. "Well!? Answer or face the consequences." Caitlin wasn't stupid, she moved back slightly. "OKAYOKAYSOIWASWATCHINGTHISTHINGONTVANDSUDDENLYIFOUNDABOOKBEHINDMAIASCOUCHANDOPENEDIT AND--" She paused. "Oh shit."
Well, obviously you should've figured this one out. If you didn't you're kinda stupid. Nothing personal or anything. HOTOHORI stared, quite confused. "…" Caitlin turned to run, but many-a guards were standing behind her. "Don't move. I want to hear your story." He placed a hand on Caitlin's shoulder, she cringed and muttered, "Long…hair…must…chop…die…die."
Well now…after five or ten minutes of saying "…e…ee….ee…eeee….", Whitney (Wee) shrieked out as loud as she possibly could. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The man fell out of bed, pulling the covers off and rolling across the room in shock.
"What the--!?! NO DA!?" Whitney shrieked more, but suddenly stopped and stared at the cute little blue haired Mohawk man. "…!"
Chichiri stared at Whitney in confusion, ideas going through his head asking himself what he did last night, where was he, and if he remembers anything. Whitney stared back and started to drool, but stopped. "YOU'RE NOT A TV!" She screamed. "WHERE AM I!? I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE! I WANT TO BE WITH JHONEN VASQUEZ[1]! I'M SO CONFUUUUSED." He stared at her some more. "…no…da…?"
Whitney stopped short. "OHMYGOD. IKNOWWHOYOUARE. CHICHIRI!" She eeped and eeeeeeeeeeeeped and eeepeeed. She almost peed herself in excitement. "CHICHIRICHICHIRICHICHIRI! Woah that's hard to say…"
Chichiri just stared, "How do you know who I am, no da?" Whitney answered that fairly quickly with a whole biography on him and a quick summary of the whole Fushigi Yuugi series. Chichiri just stared, gaping.
MEANWHILE AGAIN. Maia was on the verge of crying. "No…computer…no…TV with Tasuki's picture paused on his GORGEOUS face." Tasuki interrupted. "WHAT THE FUCK YA TALKIN' 'BOUT GIRL!?" Maia glanced to Tasuki…and stopped. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." She pointed at him. "TASUKI-SAMA!" Tasuki stared oddly at Maia, shocked and confused. "WHAT THE HELL WITH THE -SAMA?!" She threw her arms around his neck and started kissing him. "YOU'RE REAL REAL REAL REAL!" Tasuki threw her down and spat. "EYUCK! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?" Maia was on the verge of crying again. "You…you...!" She started to cry, Tasuki frantically looked around to see if anyone was there and tried to calm her down. "SHH! SHHUSH…" She didn't stop. "SHUT UP." She stopped.
"Now, who the hell are you?" A little angry mark thing appeared on his head, but he had a kind smile. It was like talking to a little kid dammit.
Maia: SORRY THAT WAS SO SHORT. I'll make up for it when I watch some Fushigi Yuugi and get really hyper. I'm gonna go work on Evil Love? Now and please the reviewers…cause they're getting mad too.