Thank you to DBZ Fanfiction Queen and Ponytail Goddess for reviewing. And PG, I was reading some of your stuff earlier. Sorry I didn't post earlier, but I didn't feel up to it. I hope this makes up for my laziness.
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Vegeta went down to the Mess Hall to feed himself. Perhaps there was still enough salt packets to mask the flavor of... He looked at the sign... Cream of Broccoli Soup... Vegeta shuddered and walked into the lunch line as if he were walking to the guillotine to get his head cut off.
He saw Nappa and Radditz eating off in one corner of the room wondering if they were born with taste buds. As soon as it was his turn in line, one of the slave Kitsunes slopped a mass of greenish stuff on his plate. He looked up at the Kitsune, she was a little shorter than he was with reddish hair pulled into a ponytail and had a large, puffy fox tail from her bottom. The rest of her was a beautiful shapely young woman.
She noticed him staring at her and slapped him. "Pervert."
"What did I do?! I've mearly never seen an alien that looked quite like you before," Vegeta said rubbing his cheek where there was now a red hand print.
"And I've never seen an alien with such an ugly haircut. Now take your water and get out of my face before I beat you up, boy."
"I DIDN'T mean that in a bad way."
"Yeah right."
Vegeta really didn't care of her looks right now. He got an evil look and smiled.
The Kitsune glared at him and said sharply, "If you want seconds you'll have to go to the END of the line."
"I AM the end of the line you mutt," Vegeta. "And didn't you mention something about a fight?"
"I said I would beat you up," the Kitsune was getting aggravated with this one.
"Ha. We'll see!" Vegeta said slapping the counter and almost knocking it down.
"16 hundred hours today when I get on my break monkey boy."
"Fine, fox."
"Thank you." She smiled and Vegeta couldn't quite understand.
Vegeta gave her a funny look and took his food to Nappa and Radditz' table. They were eating the greenish crud with sugar packets.
"How, pray tell, ae you eating that horrible EXCUSE for food, in mass quantities?!" Vegeta asked impatiently while making strange Hitler gestures.
Radditz looked at Nappa, shrugged and swallowed. "If you pinch your nose chew quickly, swallow and eat a sugar packet, It doesn't taste too bad."
Nappa misunderstood this and ate the entire packet, paper and all. "I can't taste the sugar."
Vegeta took a seat from a near by table and sat down next to Radditz. He noticed there were about 50 empty packets next to Radditz' tray and none next to Nappa. Vegeta sighed and said with his head in his hands, "You don't eat the paper Nappa. There is also an ancient Saiyian technique called CHEWING... Geesh. I knew you were stupid, but you didn't need to blow your cover."
Nappa just swallowed and continued on his strange method of eating. Vegeta got some salt and sugar packets and dumped them all over his greenish blob. He pinched his nose and ate real fast.
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Okay, please review!! Tell me exacly what you think.
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Vegeta went down to the Mess Hall to feed himself. Perhaps there was still enough salt packets to mask the flavor of... He looked at the sign... Cream of Broccoli Soup... Vegeta shuddered and walked into the lunch line as if he were walking to the guillotine to get his head cut off.
He saw Nappa and Radditz eating off in one corner of the room wondering if they were born with taste buds. As soon as it was his turn in line, one of the slave Kitsunes slopped a mass of greenish stuff on his plate. He looked up at the Kitsune, she was a little shorter than he was with reddish hair pulled into a ponytail and had a large, puffy fox tail from her bottom. The rest of her was a beautiful shapely young woman.
She noticed him staring at her and slapped him. "Pervert."
"What did I do?! I've mearly never seen an alien that looked quite like you before," Vegeta said rubbing his cheek where there was now a red hand print.
"And I've never seen an alien with such an ugly haircut. Now take your water and get out of my face before I beat you up, boy."
"I DIDN'T mean that in a bad way."
"Yeah right."
Vegeta really didn't care of her looks right now. He got an evil look and smiled.
The Kitsune glared at him and said sharply, "If you want seconds you'll have to go to the END of the line."
"I AM the end of the line you mutt," Vegeta. "And didn't you mention something about a fight?"
"I said I would beat you up," the Kitsune was getting aggravated with this one.
"Ha. We'll see!" Vegeta said slapping the counter and almost knocking it down.
"16 hundred hours today when I get on my break monkey boy."
"Fine, fox."
"Thank you." She smiled and Vegeta couldn't quite understand.
Vegeta gave her a funny look and took his food to Nappa and Radditz' table. They were eating the greenish crud with sugar packets.
"How, pray tell, ae you eating that horrible EXCUSE for food, in mass quantities?!" Vegeta asked impatiently while making strange Hitler gestures.
Radditz looked at Nappa, shrugged and swallowed. "If you pinch your nose chew quickly, swallow and eat a sugar packet, It doesn't taste too bad."
Nappa misunderstood this and ate the entire packet, paper and all. "I can't taste the sugar."
Vegeta took a seat from a near by table and sat down next to Radditz. He noticed there were about 50 empty packets next to Radditz' tray and none next to Nappa. Vegeta sighed and said with his head in his hands, "You don't eat the paper Nappa. There is also an ancient Saiyian technique called CHEWING... Geesh. I knew you were stupid, but you didn't need to blow your cover."
Nappa just swallowed and continued on his strange method of eating. Vegeta got some salt and sugar packets and dumped them all over his greenish blob. He pinched his nose and ate real fast.
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Okay, please review!! Tell me exacly what you think.