Fangirl on the Loose!
Disclaimer first, I think. I don't own Star Wars, all SW characters
belong to George Lucas. I do, however, own myself (The Author).
Note: This chapter contains a large amount of Self Insertion. You don't like
it, you don't have to read. I'm not trying to write a Mary Sue.
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RECAP! In the last chapter, Fangirl was glomping Obi-wan, and Anakin started whacking her (and Obi) with a baseball bat. Fangirl, after making Ani fall over, started 'playing', which in her language is jumping around breaking things. She did, after a while, run out of energy, but this only caused her to run to the kitchen and begin to feast on sugar. And lock herself in. After a bit of talking, which was blind stupid but help... wait, we covered that in the last chapter. Anyway, Anakin revealed that it was his fault Fangirl was there in the first place, and as soon as we had got over that, a portal opened and out jumped... ME! THE AUTHOR!
And now, the thrilling conclusion!
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"Hey, who are you?" asked Anakin, staring at the
girl.
"Isn't it obvious?" she asked, "I'm the Author!"
"So, can't you write Fangirl Back to where she came from?" This was
Obi.
"Nope," Author grinned wildly. It reminded Obi-wan of Fangirl, "That
would be cheating! Plus, it would spoil all my fun."
"Really, you like this?"
"Yup-see-doodle! Not to mention, the readers would be after me for not
making a plot."
Anakin grabbed Author by her shirt collar, "You get rid of her NOW!"
Author just smirked, "Want me to let her out?"
"NO!"
"Too bad," Author smirked again, snapping her fingers. The door unlocked,
"Ta-ta, boys!" She snapped her fingers again, and disappeared into
thin air.
Fangirl rammed herself against the door again--and this time, it came open immediately.
Fangirl fell on the floor.
"Obi! Ani!" Fangirl cried gleefully, jumping up again,
"I found a friend!"
Another fangirl jumped out.
"Hiya! I'm Ris-ris!" she grinned.
Ris-ris was carrying a sketchbook, pen and pencil, "Can I draw a fanart
now?" she asked Fangirl.
"OK, Rissy, but be quick!"
Ris-ris turned to Obi-wan and Ani.
"I'm gonna draw gonna draw YOU!" she squealed, pointing at
our poor little Jedi (think Sailor Moon). Obi and Ani ran off, Ris-ris chasing
them.
Fangirl stayed behind, sitting on the table. Author appeared
next to her.
"How goes it?" Author questioned.
"Oh, good enough," replied Fangirl, picking at her fingernails, "I
got Ris-ris on them. She's trying to get a fanart."
"Good girl," smiled Author, patting Fangirl on the head, "I
think we deserve a treat for that?"
"Treat? Treat!"
"Oh, I'd say having Obi-wan for personal glomping for a while would do.
Or Anakin, if you prefer."
Fangirl's eyes lit up, "Ris-ris gets Ani!"
"I knew you'd say that.
In the living room, Ris-ris was chasing Obi and Ani (I call
them that a lot, don't I) around the room, drawing at high speed.
"Oh Ris-ris!" The Author appeared, sitting on the back of a (tipped
over) chair. Fangirl was sitting next to her.
"I get to glomp Obi now!" boasted Fangirl. Ris-Ris's face fell.
"But you get Ani!" Author said, really quickly.
Ris-ris immediately cheered up.
"I'm drawing you!" she yelled at Anakin. He tried to get away, but
Ris-ris pinned him down. She was frothing at the mouth.
"Help!" called Anakin.
"You're on your own this time, Padawan!" Obi-wan yelled back, while
being chased round the room by Fangirl.
Author just sat on the back of her chair, grinning.
Five hours later and Fangirl and Ris-ris never tired. Obi and
Ani did, though. Ris-ris was now sketching almost an entire sketchbooks worth
of Anakin, who had resignedly let himself be sketched since... oh, about two
hours ago. Obi-wan, meanwhile, had given up and let Fangirl glomp him, but she
had got tired of this, and was now conspiring with the author to make him run
so she could chase him. The author happily wrote him doing it, despite his complaints.
Fangirl and Ris-ris were now beginning to need sugar. Obi and Ani, being Jedi,
could sense this (because I say so). Obi doubled back on Fangirl, and ran at
her, tripping her up. Ani, seeing this, ripped up Ris-ris's sketchbook.
"My sketches! NOOOOOOO!"
Now, the shoe was on the other foot! Obi and Ani were chasing the fangirls (Well, they were chasing Fangirl. They would have chased Ris-Ris, but she just sat there mourning the loss of her sketchbook, and was ignored, even by Author.) and it wasn't glomps they wanted. Fangirl tried to escape by climbing on the bookcase.
"You won't get me now!"
Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view) bookcases just
weren't meant to take the weights of teenage Fangirls. This one certainly couldn't.
It collapsed. Fangirl stormed off in a huff.
"You meanies!" came a yell from one of the tipped over chairs. Obi
and Ani looked, and saw Author jumping off, "You've gone and ruined my
fun!"
Obi and Ani cheered!
They then glared at Author.
"Get her!" yelled Ani, lunging at Author. He stopped in his tracks.
Then rewound.
"Ha! You forget, I am Author," yelled Author. She then began to glare
back at Ani, "Just for that..."
And she began to write.
Ris-ris's sketchbook was mended, the bookcase was back... And so was Fangirl,
grinning. Ris-ris grinned too, and they both glanced at Author, as if asking
a question.
Author gestured at our hero's, "Go ahead, chase them."
"Oh no." said Obi.
"Oh yes," Author grinned evilly, as Fangirl and Ris-ris advanced on
Obi and Ani, respectively, "And if you think this is bad, wait 'til you
see what I've got planned for the sequel!"
Obi and Ani looked at each other Sequel?
Then they started running.
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So, what do you think? And yes, this is the end, and
yes, there is a sequel being planned. But it's still in the planning stages.
The title will be Author on the Loose!, and any suggestions are welcome.
R&R!
