Snape and the Technicolor Dreamcoat! Disclaimer: I don't own Professor Snape or any of the Hogwarts characters, they all belong to Warner Brothers or JK Rowling. A/N: Well, I hope you liked the first bit,I'm really not too sure on how this is gonna turn out, so please be patient for the next brainwave!

The setting:In the rehearsal room.

The door creaked as they peeked in.

It was a sort of circular auditorium, really grand, with spectacular chandeliers, and a kind of old-world charm about it.Fascinated, Harry climbed onto the wide stage, with teak wood flooring and multicoloured spotlight.

" Looks like we're here, Harry." Ron said nervously.He looked around, clenching and unclenching his hands. They were the only two in the enormous hall. When Ron's voice echoed spookily in the hall, Ron yelped and hid behind the curtains.

"Yeah..gee, what is all this stuff,looks kinda like gunk," Harry picks up a piece of colorful looking fabric and tries it on, " Do you think these are costumes, Ron?"

"Well, they certainly look like ----" and was cut off by a loud boghorn, and from behind the curtains, popped out----

"GOD, not you two again!"Ron gagged, and clutched the curtains even harder.

"HI everyone---"

"We are----"

"GRED!!!!"Fred shouts at the top of his lungs--

"FOOOOOORGE!!!!" George lets out a savage and almost inhumane scream at this.

"What has that got to do with anything, aye?" Seamus walks into the hall at this point.

"See-mouse! See- mouse!Thank goodness you came"Harry cries out.

"Aye, ah'm Shay-mus Feenagun, ya cheese-eatin' brit,Harra Potta whaddya want?" Seamus Finnigan beams.

"Thank goodness there are people here,"Lavender Brown said as she walked in.

"Yeah, I might have thought that no one would want to act--- "Parvati started

"After what Professor Trelawney said,"Lavender looks at Parvati meaningfully, and they both turn their stares at Harry. "Harry.."Lavender's voice turns a familiar misty tone.

"ARRGHHHH!!Ron see-mouse greddie forggy helpme now pleeezzzzie!!!" Harry yelps and runs away. "AYE!Shay-mus is here to save ya soul!" Seamus shouted and raised his hand to the sky. "yep!so's ronniekins, eh?" Fred winks conspirationally at Ron.

"Hey!"Ron says.

"Go save your soulmate yeah?" George whispers, and points at Harry, who was presently running around the hall away from Lavender who was pronouncing death sentences on Harry.

"NOOOO!!!!!SHUTTUP GRED FROGGIE I SAID SHUTTU----"

"GO AWAY I DON't WANT YOUR LITTLE DIVINATION SESSIONS-"

Suddenly there was a knock on the door,"That will be quite enough."