Chapter 5 A/N: I 'm sorry about the last few chapters, they were incredibly short ones.

"He's having tea."

"That slimeball's having tea?I don't believe it!" Fred said incredulously.

"SHH!! He'll hear you!"George tiptoed forward softly...slowly....

"Easy does it,"Fred breathed.

George finally shot him with a stunning spell.The effect was instantaneous. Snape was frozen in midsip with only his eyes darting wildly from side to side.

"Come on, Fred!" George called him forward.

"Now, now, Professor, you're in good hands, no need to worry!" George chuckled gaily and binded him. Reaching into Snape's robes, Fred withdrew Snape's wand. Snape stared at Fred and wiggled. The stunning spell had barely worn out.

Pocketing the wand, Fred leant in close to Snape, "Don't worry, Professor, your wand is quite safe with me."He let out a wicked cackle. Snape's eyes widened , and Snape wriggled from side to side.

"Fred, you're scaring him!"George said. The spell was fully worn off by now, and Snape's panic instincts were fully kicking in.

"GRAAAFFFF!!!!GRAAGHFFF!!(Geroff me!)" Snape struggled against the bonds. Fred and George grinned evilly, with looks of suppressed triumph upon their faces, and EVIL(of course this is Snape's POV)

"Great job, if you ask me, George,"Fred looked at the professor, "haven't felt this good in a couple of years."Snape whimpered and struggled some more, trying to loosed the ropes, but they were too strong. His hair was tangled and messy, and strewn all over his face.

"Ya know, Fred, Professor'll look so much better if he did this-----" George pointedd his wand at snape's hair. It was now a short crewcut and looked really neat.

"But what about color?He's in dire neeeed of it----" Snape's hair was now an emerald green.

"GRAAGGH!!"Snape saw a lock of his hair and shouted in mirth, his voice muffled by the gag.

"Brown--"

"Yellow..eew----"

"Blue---"

"Pink's kinda kinky--"Snape's hair was going through a series of colour.

The twin finally settled on a dark brown short crewcut.

"Gotta get him there soon, George."

"Alright.1 ,2 ,3..Wingardium Leviosa!" Snape was lifted some three feet above the ground, and was floating!

"Bad idea, George. I think he's got wertigo, or whatever those muggles call them.Better do this---"Snape's eyes were binded too.

"Alright then,off we go." Snape whimpered. They finally reached the auditorium in 15 minutes, with Snape bumping his head on low walls.

"George!"

"Sorry..."

They opened the door, and unbound Snape, and looked around. Snape landed with a flump on the floor, coughing.("fifty points from Gryffindor," he moaned weakly)Then he looked up, and looked around, at the auditorium.He was amazed. He was shocked,stunned(not like before of course). He was FLABBERGASTED.

"What ..is this place?"He murmured.(unsnapeylike?)

The twins grinned at each other.Everyone in the hall was staring at them, and then at the newly hair-cut, Snape.

"Fred, George...what did you do.."Harry started, but was silenced by Fred.

Suddenly,the twins were magicked onto the stage, and lights were spotted on them.There was a drumroll! "Presenting---"

"The charismatic---"

"Slimy---"

"Yet so charming, and of excellent acting ability-----" George glared at Fred.

"THE AMAZING!"

"TALENTED!!"

"STAR OF THE SHOW.."

"SEVERUS SNAPE!" The twins grin widely at this point, with the lights now shining brightly at a most bewildered Snape.

Silence fell after this acclamation.