"Spot" A boy with big brown eyes and a worried look started.
"I ain't in the mood Preacher." Spot said his arms getting tired from carrying Cards.
"But your soul." Preacher whispered.
"Its already doomed, by your standards anyway."
"By preacher's standards we'se all doomed ta hell." A tough looking boy said. "Who'se da goil?" He looked at her appreciatively.
"Cards." Spot said moving away from the boys who were trying to get a glimpse of the girl.
"Can I have hoi?" One of the older boys asked.
"No, she's drunk." Spot dropped her unceremoniously onto his bed and she woke up suddenly.
"What are ya doing ta me?" She asked getting up and glaring at Spot.
"Nothen."
"Are you," Preacher paused "A woman of the night."
"Not by profession, why ya interested?" She walked over to him and lowered her shirt over one shoulder and moving into kiss him.
"NO" the boy yelled and made the sign of the cross. "God save you."
"Oh one a dem." Cards said leaning against a wall. "I'se don't belive in god."
"WHAT?" Preacher yelled. "But then how do you explain your birth."
"Dis kid still not know?" Cards asked the guys. "Well den I'll explain. My da and ma didn' love eachother too much."
"Then why were they married."
"How sweet. Ya think they wanted to get married." Cards said sarcastically. "Like I was sayen dey din' love eachother too much but my da wanted some and my ma didn' so he took it from hoir."
"Took her virginity."
"Dis kid is too much." Cards said laughing "Nah my mudda wasn't no virgin but whatevah ya wanna think."
"You were born out of wedlock?"
"Nah dey was married then shipped to America where I was born." Cards took a bow. "So where am I?"
"Brooklyn lodging house." Spot said. "Ya passed out an' Da guy said ta take ya home an' not ta leave you on da street, said ya got a bartab that'll pay his rent foi a month if ya evah pay it."
"What a gentleman." Cards said then turned around sharply as one of the guy pinched her rear.
"Ya gunna ask me if I'm interested?" He asked pushing Cards against the wall and kissed her.
"Ya obviously are." She whispered.
"Den come on." He grabbed her to go to the empty room.
"But I ain't." Cards punched him in the gut.
"Bitch" The boy raised he fist back to punch her.
"No hitten girls in here." Spot said "One a da rules." He said this as if it was repeted adnausium.
"Proud of it."
"Whats your name again?" The boy asked.
"Cards. Fifty two in a deck and I gots a vice ta go with each." Cards said.
"Impressive." Spot said taking her arm and pulling her into the empty room.
Disclaimer: I Own Cards and Preacher. Disney owns Spot, actually he owns himself Disney owns the Spot Conlon we percive to be Spot Conlon.
Author's Notes: YAY A new Story from me. Ain't ya all exited? Thank you very much for all the reviews and Spotmuse greatly appreciated the cookies. The last chapter didn't end the way I wanted it too. I will change it when I update chapter 3.
Spotmuse's Notes: Thank ya all for da cookies **Huggles every one who gave him cookies** An' She'll be updaten' again real soon.
Shout-Outs:
Tiger: Of course I will put you in it. MARY-SUE ISH??? EEEP **Cards and Spotmuse reread and look for evidance of Mary-Sues** Tell me and I will change it. Keep in mind she is Drunk.
Derby: Hehe Here is your update
Fastdancr: Hehe Sugar is FUUUUUUN....
"I ain't in the mood Preacher." Spot said his arms getting tired from carrying Cards.
"But your soul." Preacher whispered.
"Its already doomed, by your standards anyway."
"By preacher's standards we'se all doomed ta hell." A tough looking boy said. "Who'se da goil?" He looked at her appreciatively.
"Cards." Spot said moving away from the boys who were trying to get a glimpse of the girl.
"Can I have hoi?" One of the older boys asked.
"No, she's drunk." Spot dropped her unceremoniously onto his bed and she woke up suddenly.
"What are ya doing ta me?" She asked getting up and glaring at Spot.
"Nothen."
"Are you," Preacher paused "A woman of the night."
"Not by profession, why ya interested?" She walked over to him and lowered her shirt over one shoulder and moving into kiss him.
"NO" the boy yelled and made the sign of the cross. "God save you."
"Oh one a dem." Cards said leaning against a wall. "I'se don't belive in god."
"WHAT?" Preacher yelled. "But then how do you explain your birth."
"Dis kid still not know?" Cards asked the guys. "Well den I'll explain. My da and ma didn' love eachother too much."
"Then why were they married."
"How sweet. Ya think they wanted to get married." Cards said sarcastically. "Like I was sayen dey din' love eachother too much but my da wanted some and my ma didn' so he took it from hoir."
"Took her virginity."
"Dis kid is too much." Cards said laughing "Nah my mudda wasn't no virgin but whatevah ya wanna think."
"You were born out of wedlock?"
"Nah dey was married then shipped to America where I was born." Cards took a bow. "So where am I?"
"Brooklyn lodging house." Spot said. "Ya passed out an' Da guy said ta take ya home an' not ta leave you on da street, said ya got a bartab that'll pay his rent foi a month if ya evah pay it."
"What a gentleman." Cards said then turned around sharply as one of the guy pinched her rear.
"Ya gunna ask me if I'm interested?" He asked pushing Cards against the wall and kissed her.
"Ya obviously are." She whispered.
"Den come on." He grabbed her to go to the empty room.
"But I ain't." Cards punched him in the gut.
"Bitch" The boy raised he fist back to punch her.
"No hitten girls in here." Spot said "One a da rules." He said this as if it was repeted adnausium.
"Proud of it."
"Whats your name again?" The boy asked.
"Cards. Fifty two in a deck and I gots a vice ta go with each." Cards said.
"Impressive." Spot said taking her arm and pulling her into the empty room.
Disclaimer: I Own Cards and Preacher. Disney owns Spot, actually he owns himself Disney owns the Spot Conlon we percive to be Spot Conlon.
Author's Notes: YAY A new Story from me. Ain't ya all exited? Thank you very much for all the reviews and Spotmuse greatly appreciated the cookies. The last chapter didn't end the way I wanted it too. I will change it when I update chapter 3.
Spotmuse's Notes: Thank ya all for da cookies **Huggles every one who gave him cookies** An' She'll be updaten' again real soon.
Shout-Outs:
Tiger: Of course I will put you in it. MARY-SUE ISH??? EEEP **Cards and Spotmuse reread and look for evidance of Mary-Sues** Tell me and I will change it. Keep in mind she is Drunk.
Derby: Hehe Here is your update
Fastdancr: Hehe Sugar is FUUUUUUN....