DAY 2- December 21
"I can't believe it! There are no pine trees in Konan! This really blows!!!!" shouted Tamahome, trudging down a deserted alley with a dark cloud over his head. Literally. It was kinda following him around, raining wet sadness atop his fluffy little head. Anywho, stopping to bang his head against a brick wall, he began to whine. As usual.
"[gasp]! If I can't please Miaka, then what kind of boyfriend am I?! If I fail her, then I might as well break up with her AGAIN to save her the pain of disappointment! Oh what a world!!!!!" He wailed, and with that, the estrogen filled Tamahome curled up in a ball and began to weep like a girl. As usual.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Put it out Chiriko, put it out!" [Fisssssssssssssssss]
"Whew! That was a close one!" said Chiriko, wiping the sweat from his brow, and putting a black streak across his face in the process.
"Good job Mitsukake-san! You almost burned down Konan palace! So much for your pecan pie attempt!" Mitsukake stood next to Chiriko, expressionless, burnt to a very very angry black crisp, and holding what was once supposedly a pie. It now looked like a dog bowl full of charred chex mix.
"I do try. Really I do."
"Eh?"
"Daaaaaa! It fell down again no da!" cried a very irritated Chichiri, picking up the red bow that would just not stay on the wall. Turning from his mistletoe hanging, Nuriko addressed him.
"So use magic." He turned back to hanging mistletoe, in hopes that he could catch Hotohori under it.
"No!!! I refuse to use magic no da! I am perfectly capable of doing this on my own no da." Looking up from cutting out snowflakes like Miaka had shown him, Tasuki laughed.
"So do it! And Nuriko! Stop hangin up that stuff unless yer gonna tell me why it's there!"
"No way!" Standing up, Tasuki walked over, and stood right next to Nuriko, under the dreaded Mistletoe. Pointing up at the plant above him, he asked,
"Why?" Nuriko turned quite pale, grabbed the Mistletoe from above them, and ran off in a panic.
"Hey! Come back here! Don't run off like a pansy!"
"DA! Stupid bow!"
And once again a Christmas bow falls in the world. Luckily an elf didn't die this time. /phew/
"So what do you think Miaka. will it fit in that way?"
"Hm. why don't you try pushing a little harder. It should fit then."
"Aha! There it goes!"
"So Hotohori, can we do this again tomorrow?"
"But of course! After all, what's better for our friends than a surprise such as this?"
"But. what will Tamahome think?"
"Don't worry about what he thinks Miaka. If you love it, then ignore him!"
"Hotohori.."
"Miaka."
O___o;
To Be Continued in Chapter 4. Day 22!!!
Will the seishi be driven to madness by the foreign holiday that in no way fits into ancient china but I'm making it because it's completely ridiculous and a great way to make fun of all the beloved characters of FY who were so lovingly created by Yuu Watase and have a huge fan /coughcoughCULTcough/ following here in America even though hardly any of the fans can speak Japanese and aren't very familiar with the legends of Suzaku and Seiryuu and Byakko and Genbu!?!?!?!?!?!?! Coming next time! Another painfully stupid and grammatically incorrect pitch for the next chapter! OH G*D THE HORROOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned ^^
"I can't believe it! There are no pine trees in Konan! This really blows!!!!" shouted Tamahome, trudging down a deserted alley with a dark cloud over his head. Literally. It was kinda following him around, raining wet sadness atop his fluffy little head. Anywho, stopping to bang his head against a brick wall, he began to whine. As usual.
"[gasp]! If I can't please Miaka, then what kind of boyfriend am I?! If I fail her, then I might as well break up with her AGAIN to save her the pain of disappointment! Oh what a world!!!!!" He wailed, and with that, the estrogen filled Tamahome curled up in a ball and began to weep like a girl. As usual.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Put it out Chiriko, put it out!" [Fisssssssssssssssss]
"Whew! That was a close one!" said Chiriko, wiping the sweat from his brow, and putting a black streak across his face in the process.
"Good job Mitsukake-san! You almost burned down Konan palace! So much for your pecan pie attempt!" Mitsukake stood next to Chiriko, expressionless, burnt to a very very angry black crisp, and holding what was once supposedly a pie. It now looked like a dog bowl full of charred chex mix.
"I do try. Really I do."
"Eh?"
"Daaaaaa! It fell down again no da!" cried a very irritated Chichiri, picking up the red bow that would just not stay on the wall. Turning from his mistletoe hanging, Nuriko addressed him.
"So use magic." He turned back to hanging mistletoe, in hopes that he could catch Hotohori under it.
"No!!! I refuse to use magic no da! I am perfectly capable of doing this on my own no da." Looking up from cutting out snowflakes like Miaka had shown him, Tasuki laughed.
"So do it! And Nuriko! Stop hangin up that stuff unless yer gonna tell me why it's there!"
"No way!" Standing up, Tasuki walked over, and stood right next to Nuriko, under the dreaded Mistletoe. Pointing up at the plant above him, he asked,
"Why?" Nuriko turned quite pale, grabbed the Mistletoe from above them, and ran off in a panic.
"Hey! Come back here! Don't run off like a pansy!"
"DA! Stupid bow!"
And once again a Christmas bow falls in the world. Luckily an elf didn't die this time. /phew/
"So what do you think Miaka. will it fit in that way?"
"Hm. why don't you try pushing a little harder. It should fit then."
"Aha! There it goes!"
"So Hotohori, can we do this again tomorrow?"
"But of course! After all, what's better for our friends than a surprise such as this?"
"But. what will Tamahome think?"
"Don't worry about what he thinks Miaka. If you love it, then ignore him!"
"Hotohori.."
"Miaka."
O___o;
To Be Continued in Chapter 4. Day 22!!!
Will the seishi be driven to madness by the foreign holiday that in no way fits into ancient china but I'm making it because it's completely ridiculous and a great way to make fun of all the beloved characters of FY who were so lovingly created by Yuu Watase and have a huge fan /coughcoughCULTcough/ following here in America even though hardly any of the fans can speak Japanese and aren't very familiar with the legends of Suzaku and Seiryuu and Byakko and Genbu!?!?!?!?!?!?! Coming next time! Another painfully stupid and grammatically incorrect pitch for the next chapter! OH G*D THE HORROOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay tuned ^^