The Faculty

Description: A remake of the movie The Faculty starring our beloved INAHB characters. J/C, T/V, H/J. Enjoy!!

A/N: I just watched the movie the Faculty and got an idea for a fan fic!!!! I hope you guys like it!!

Disclaimer: Don't own plot of story, all characters belong to someone else, even the person(s) not from INAHB. Got all that?

Hank Beechman walked into school Monday morning feeling like it was an ordinary day. He noticed his fellow classmate/friend Tyler Connell standing at the front with a couple of the members from the football team, who they were both members of. He made his way towards them quickly, not noticing the girl passing by him. He collided with her, causing her to drop all her books on the floor.

"Sorry about that," he apologized, and then walked away.

"No problem," the girl murmured to his retreating back.

On the other side of campus, in the parking lot, Jamie Waite stood near his shiny black Mustang smoking a cigarette. His girlfriend Catie Roth snatched it out of his mouth and stepped on it.

"How many times have I told you that shit'll kill you," she snapped.

Jamie grimaced then pulled her toward him, kissing her on the lips. "Ok, I'll stop if you want me to," he replied.

"Sure, that's what you ALWAYS say," she said with a smile, sarcasm evident in her voice.

She leaned into his car window, checking her gothic make-up and adjusting her black clothing.

"Why do you even bother? You know I'm just going to kiss off all your lipstick and mess up your clothes anyway," Jamie said, with a seductive smile.

Catie rolled her eyes and allowed Jamie to envelop her in his arms.

He captured her lips in a probing kiss, running his tongue around in her mouth. She sucked gently on his lower lip. Something he loved.

They were just really getting at, ready to climb into Jamie's backseat, when their Principal, Carlson, walked up to them.

"Ahem! Miss Roth! Mr. Waite!," He interrupted sternly, " I have been getting information from students that you've been selling drugs again, need I remind you that can lead to serious consequences??!," he continued angrily.

"No sir," they replied in a monotone unison.

"Don't let me catch you doing it or it'll be an immediate suspension!!," he warned and walked away.

They flipped him off while his back was turned and returned to kissing.



Val Lanier was practicing with her cheerleading with her fellow squad when she did a cartwheel landing in front of a timid blond girl.

"Sorry! I almost hit you," Val cried out quickly.

"It's okay, actually, I wanted to know if I could try out for the squad, I'm new here," she replied shyly.

"Really? Well I'm Val! That girl over there is Heather, she's the head cheerleader so you can ask her kay'?" Val piped up perkily.

"Thanks, my names Mary Jane by the way," she smiled and walked to Heather.

"It was nice meeting you!," Val called back to her.

Jasmine walked into the newspaper office of the school (for the sake of the story, she and hank are writing for the newspaper) She held her head high with pride. She was, after all, the head editor. She walked to her desk and took seat while some of the people in the office came up to her asking for advice.

"We have a new girl who wants to join", a girl informed her.

"Let me meet her," Jasmine shrugged.

"Her name's Mary Jane," the girl added, and whisked away for a moment before returning with Mary Jane.

"Hi, I'm Jasmine, the head Editor," she introduced herself, a note of pride in her voice.

"Hi, I'm Mary Jane, I love writing and I was hoping I could write for the paper," she said.

"Sure, we can do a trial period to see if you're any good and if you are you can have a permanent position, sound good?," Jasmine asked.

"Oh yes, that sounds lovely," Mary Jane replied politely.

"Great, we'll get you set up, right this way..." Jasmine said, getting up to show Mary Jane would write.



Hank was making his way to the Newspaper office with his new article in HAND. He walked in to find Jasmine showing a girl around and motioned to her that he had his article.

"Here's my article Jasmine," Hank said, turning the paper over.

"Thanks Hank," Jasmine smiled, leaning over to kiss him on the cheek.

Hank looked over at the new girl, "Hey that's the girl I bumped into this morning, I had a feeling she was new," he exclaimed.

"Yeah, her names Mary Jane, really polite and nice, she's trying out for the paper," Jasmine explained.

"Cool," Hank replied, shoving his hands in his pockets, "Well I got to get going, see ya later," he said, giving her a light kiss good-bye.

Later In Class...

Jamie and Catie sat in the back row, making out for as long as they could until the bell rang.

Val and Tyler were both stealing glances at each other and blushing when they caught each other. They both liked each other, but hadn't mentioned it.

Hank was sitting in the front with his hands folded neatly on the desk.

And the new girl, Mary Jane was sitting near the window...watching the sprinklers.

The loud bell rang, signifying the beginning of class.

Jamie and Catie reluctantly pulled apart and faced forward. Catie re- applied her lipstick as the teacher got started.

"Class, I'd like you all to meet our new student, Mary Jane," the teacher introduced.

All the heads in class turned to Mary Jane...who was still watching the sprinklers.

A/N: That's all for now!! Review if you are intrigued!!!