Hey guys sorry for da long wait. The chapter could of been posted before Thanksgiving, but where I went, they didn't have no internet connection, but they had satillite t.v. What's Up Wit Dat? But newayz I hope you like this story and please R/R! Oh yeah and thanks for the reviews for the first chapter!
Author: Lil'Mary
Disclaimer: I'm only 14 and do u think I own a damn thing? I only own stuff in muh house.
Happy Holidays!
~Don't Mess With My Girl~
It was a couple hours till the start of RAW and everyone was in the cafeteria having a bite to eat.
All the RAW Divas(Trish, Lita, Terri, Stacy, Lilian, Ivory, Jacqueline, and Molly) were all sitting at the same table eating their food and like always having conversation.
"I can't believe you lost against Victoria at Survivor Series," said Jacqueline
"I don't believe it either"
"That girl is one crazy person," said Stacy
"Yeah, did she really bite your nails off a couple weeks ago," asked Molly
"Yeah she did and look two nails are shorter than the rest," said Stacy looking sad.
"It'll grow back," said Lilian
"I just can't stand that Victoria, I mean did you see what she did to me a couple weeks ago," said Terri
"Yeah she's a Physco and I don't get her," said Ivory
"I don't get her either," said Trish
"Hey no one does," said Lita and everyone gave out a laugh.
Meanwhile while the Divas were still talking and eating, Chris Jericho walks up towards them.
"Hey girls how ya'll doing,"asked Chris trying to flirt.
"Leave us alone Chris Jerko," said Jacqueline
"Oh so you girls don't want some of this Vitamin C"
"Vitamin my ass," said Trish in a look of disgust
"Especially you Trish, a fellow Canadian like you wants some"
"Some what, I don't see anything in you that a girl would want, said Trish in a meanful manner.
All the Divas go "OOOO" cause Chris just got dissed.
Meanwhile Jeff walks up to the table.
"Is there a problem here," asked Jeff
"Yeah, the King of the Ass-Clowns won't leave us alone"
"What are you trying to do Jericho, you know you can't hook up with any of them, so don't even try,"said Jeff
"Like you can do any better Hardy"
"Oh I can do better, way better," said Jeff giving Trish a kiss
"What!""You two are together!"
"Um duh, everyone already knows except you and your fellow friends cause you guys are a little on the slow side,"said Trish
"Oh um, sorry Jeff and sorry girls," said Chris looking scared "I'll just leave ya'll alone for now"
~It was hard to find a girl that's really down for me
Seems like a lot of wrestlers tryin' me
Cause they tryin' take my baby, oh what the hell naw
So now you really better check yourself
Messin' with my girl is bad for your health and
So you know you will be dealt with
Better find your own girl~
"Hey Jeff my match with Ivory is up so I'll see ya later"
"Yeah iight, I'll be waiting here cuz my match is right after yours"
"Alright baby,"said Trish kissing Jeff
"Good luck"
"Thanks"
After the match
"Hey great match Trish,"said Jeff giving Trish a hug
"Thanks"
Meanwhile Ivory walks in through the curtains
"Hey great match Ivory,"said Trish with a smile
"Yeah I know, but the better girl won," said Ivory smiling back
Tommy Dreamer walks up towards them.
"Hey Tommy, how's your jaw," asked Jeff
"It still hurts, but I'll be fine as long as I don't get hit in the jaw alot.
William Regal and Lance Storm then walk up looking at Jeff and Tommy evilly and then looking at Trish with a smile.
"Trish Stratus, from Toronto, Canada, how would you like to join my fellow partner Lance Storm and I as an Un-American,"asked Regal
"Um no that's ok," said Trish looking way uninterested
"C'mon and leave these Americans and join us," said Storm
"I already told you no"
"But we need a manager"
"Well too bad, I don't manage anymore and if I did, I wouldn't manage you guys"
"Where's your Candadian pride," asked Storm starting to look angry.
"I still have it, but you guys sure don't have any pride for your country"
"We're just gonna ask you one mo......."
"Hey she said no," said Jeff inturupting Regal "Why don't you guys just leave her alone"
"Oh so what are you gonna do about it," asked Storm in Jeff's face.
"This!," said Jeff shoving Lance to the floor.
"What in the bloody hell did you do that for," said Regal about to charge Jeff, but Tommy hit William in the back with a Singapore Cane.
"Just meet us in the ring,"said Tommy
"Hey baby just go back to your locker room and I'll see ya later"
"Iight, just be careful,"said Trish looking concerned.
~If you mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Got my guys, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, find your own girl~
After the match Jeff and Tommy headed to their locker rooms in pain.
"That damn Sharp Shooter fucking hurts," said Jeff holding his back
"I think my jaw got dislocated," said Tommy trying to talk the words out.
"Are you alright man"
Tommy nodded his head and went inside the locker room.
"I'm just going to see Trish, so I'll be back," said Jeff closing the door to the locker room.
Jeff knocked on the door and Stacy answered it.
"Hey is Trish here"
"Yeah hold up, Trish! Your man is here!," said Stacy with a loud voice.
"Hey baby, how's your back, I saw what happened"
"I'll be fine, I just wanted to know what time we're going to the hotel"
"What time do you wanna leave?"
"It doesn't matter cuz I still need to take a shower"
"We can leave before 11"
"Alright I'll see ya later," said Jeff kissing Trish
Lance Storm then walks up and interupts their kissing.
"Trish why won't you join us Un-Americans," said Storm about to beg on his knees.
"Because I don't feel the way you all do"
"C'mon Please"
"NO! I already told you! Just because the American fans don't like you and they like me, don't try puttin' me on your team so they'll like you guys better"
"But, but....."
"Hey she said NO! so just leave her alone," said Jeff inturupting again.
"Then will you go on a date with me, I mean just a little dinner"
"What the fuck, you just all of a sudden changed the subject," said Trish looking furious.
"She can't go on a date with you because she's going out with me,"said Jeff looking at Lance.
"Since when did you two go out?," asked Lance looking a little sad.
"Well your another dude on the slow side and didn't you see us kissing, I mean you know everyone in the business knows and even William," said Trish
"Now that's just wrong," said Lance "Why go out with him when you can have a fellow Canadian like me"
"Um I'm not racist to my own race or any other, I just seem to have fallen in love with Jeff"
"That's bullshit," said Lance "You actually believe in that whole love thing"
"Hey you just don't believe it cause it never happened to you," said Jeff with a little laugh.
~And Playa I'm warning you, if you want my girl
I suggest that you look, but don't touch, now-now~
"Oh yeah and Lance, find your own girl," said Jeff kissing Trish right in front of him.
"See ya later Jeff," said Trish looking into Jeff's eyes with a smile on her face.
"Iight I'll see ya later"
"Lance remember what I told you and you better pass that on to your other friends cause my friends know not to mess with my girl"
~If you mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Got my guys, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, fine your own girl~
The End
Hope you like this story and if you do PLEASE R/R! Thank You Again and Happy Holidays!
Author: Lil'Mary
Disclaimer: I'm only 14 and do u think I own a damn thing? I only own stuff in muh house.
Happy Holidays!
~Don't Mess With My Girl~
It was a couple hours till the start of RAW and everyone was in the cafeteria having a bite to eat.
All the RAW Divas(Trish, Lita, Terri, Stacy, Lilian, Ivory, Jacqueline, and Molly) were all sitting at the same table eating their food and like always having conversation.
"I can't believe you lost against Victoria at Survivor Series," said Jacqueline
"I don't believe it either"
"That girl is one crazy person," said Stacy
"Yeah, did she really bite your nails off a couple weeks ago," asked Molly
"Yeah she did and look two nails are shorter than the rest," said Stacy looking sad.
"It'll grow back," said Lilian
"I just can't stand that Victoria, I mean did you see what she did to me a couple weeks ago," said Terri
"Yeah she's a Physco and I don't get her," said Ivory
"I don't get her either," said Trish
"Hey no one does," said Lita and everyone gave out a laugh.
Meanwhile while the Divas were still talking and eating, Chris Jericho walks up towards them.
"Hey girls how ya'll doing,"asked Chris trying to flirt.
"Leave us alone Chris Jerko," said Jacqueline
"Oh so you girls don't want some of this Vitamin C"
"Vitamin my ass," said Trish in a look of disgust
"Especially you Trish, a fellow Canadian like you wants some"
"Some what, I don't see anything in you that a girl would want, said Trish in a meanful manner.
All the Divas go "OOOO" cause Chris just got dissed.
Meanwhile Jeff walks up to the table.
"Is there a problem here," asked Jeff
"Yeah, the King of the Ass-Clowns won't leave us alone"
"What are you trying to do Jericho, you know you can't hook up with any of them, so don't even try,"said Jeff
"Like you can do any better Hardy"
"Oh I can do better, way better," said Jeff giving Trish a kiss
"What!""You two are together!"
"Um duh, everyone already knows except you and your fellow friends cause you guys are a little on the slow side,"said Trish
"Oh um, sorry Jeff and sorry girls," said Chris looking scared "I'll just leave ya'll alone for now"
~It was hard to find a girl that's really down for me
Seems like a lot of wrestlers tryin' me
Cause they tryin' take my baby, oh what the hell naw
So now you really better check yourself
Messin' with my girl is bad for your health and
So you know you will be dealt with
Better find your own girl~
"Hey Jeff my match with Ivory is up so I'll see ya later"
"Yeah iight, I'll be waiting here cuz my match is right after yours"
"Alright baby,"said Trish kissing Jeff
"Good luck"
"Thanks"
After the match
"Hey great match Trish,"said Jeff giving Trish a hug
"Thanks"
Meanwhile Ivory walks in through the curtains
"Hey great match Ivory,"said Trish with a smile
"Yeah I know, but the better girl won," said Ivory smiling back
Tommy Dreamer walks up towards them.
"Hey Tommy, how's your jaw," asked Jeff
"It still hurts, but I'll be fine as long as I don't get hit in the jaw alot.
William Regal and Lance Storm then walk up looking at Jeff and Tommy evilly and then looking at Trish with a smile.
"Trish Stratus, from Toronto, Canada, how would you like to join my fellow partner Lance Storm and I as an Un-American,"asked Regal
"Um no that's ok," said Trish looking way uninterested
"C'mon and leave these Americans and join us," said Storm
"I already told you no"
"But we need a manager"
"Well too bad, I don't manage anymore and if I did, I wouldn't manage you guys"
"Where's your Candadian pride," asked Storm starting to look angry.
"I still have it, but you guys sure don't have any pride for your country"
"We're just gonna ask you one mo......."
"Hey she said no," said Jeff inturupting Regal "Why don't you guys just leave her alone"
"Oh so what are you gonna do about it," asked Storm in Jeff's face.
"This!," said Jeff shoving Lance to the floor.
"What in the bloody hell did you do that for," said Regal about to charge Jeff, but Tommy hit William in the back with a Singapore Cane.
"Just meet us in the ring,"said Tommy
"Hey baby just go back to your locker room and I'll see ya later"
"Iight, just be careful,"said Trish looking concerned.
~If you mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Got my guys, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, find your own girl~
After the match Jeff and Tommy headed to their locker rooms in pain.
"That damn Sharp Shooter fucking hurts," said Jeff holding his back
"I think my jaw got dislocated," said Tommy trying to talk the words out.
"Are you alright man"
Tommy nodded his head and went inside the locker room.
"I'm just going to see Trish, so I'll be back," said Jeff closing the door to the locker room.
Jeff knocked on the door and Stacy answered it.
"Hey is Trish here"
"Yeah hold up, Trish! Your man is here!," said Stacy with a loud voice.
"Hey baby, how's your back, I saw what happened"
"I'll be fine, I just wanted to know what time we're going to the hotel"
"What time do you wanna leave?"
"It doesn't matter cuz I still need to take a shower"
"We can leave before 11"
"Alright I'll see ya later," said Jeff kissing Trish
Lance Storm then walks up and interupts their kissing.
"Trish why won't you join us Un-Americans," said Storm about to beg on his knees.
"Because I don't feel the way you all do"
"C'mon Please"
"NO! I already told you! Just because the American fans don't like you and they like me, don't try puttin' me on your team so they'll like you guys better"
"But, but....."
"Hey she said NO! so just leave her alone," said Jeff inturupting again.
"Then will you go on a date with me, I mean just a little dinner"
"What the fuck, you just all of a sudden changed the subject," said Trish looking furious.
"She can't go on a date with you because she's going out with me,"said Jeff looking at Lance.
"Since when did you two go out?," asked Lance looking a little sad.
"Well your another dude on the slow side and didn't you see us kissing, I mean you know everyone in the business knows and even William," said Trish
"Now that's just wrong," said Lance "Why go out with him when you can have a fellow Canadian like me"
"Um I'm not racist to my own race or any other, I just seem to have fallen in love with Jeff"
"That's bullshit," said Lance "You actually believe in that whole love thing"
"Hey you just don't believe it cause it never happened to you," said Jeff with a little laugh.
~And Playa I'm warning you, if you want my girl
I suggest that you look, but don't touch, now-now~
"Oh yeah and Lance, find your own girl," said Jeff kissing Trish right in front of him.
"See ya later Jeff," said Trish looking into Jeff's eyes with a smile on her face.
"Iight I'll see ya later"
"Lance remember what I told you and you better pass that on to your other friends cause my friends know not to mess with my girl"
~If you mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Got my guys, got my girl, so find your own and leave mine alone
Don't mess with my girl, I'ma be the one to break it to ya
Here's a little advice for you, fine your own girl~
The End
Hope you like this story and if you do PLEASE R/R! Thank You Again and Happy Holidays!