Malon: "Link, Why you being like this to me? Did I do something wrong?" about to cry

Link: "Malon I'm sorry it's just that Saria loved me and when she figured out a way to get older so I could love her back she went out with Milo instead"

Malon: "Link I'm so sorry I didn't know"

??? : "Hello anybody there?"

Malon: "Who is that?"

A mysterious and hansom boy comes out of the shadows.

??? : "Oh I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself my name is Adam Hart. It is a pleasure to finally meet you Malon"

Link: "ADAM HART!!! YOU'RE THE FAMOUS WARRIOR FROM THE EAST WHO TRAVLES MANY TOWNS IN SEEK OF ADVENTURES!!!"



Adam: "Yes that would be me"



Malon: "How do you know of me?"



Adam: "I use magic and spells of power beyond what you know of and I have come here in request of a horse"



Malon: "Take a look around"



Adam: "Which one is your fastest one that is for sale?"



Malon: "That would be Pyro he is 300 rupees"



Adam: "Only here's 500"

Link: "How did you get so many?!"

Adam: "A lot of hard work, oh and Malon here's a tip" flips Malon a golden rupee

Malon: "thank...you I..I can't thank you enough"

Adam: "No sweat, Oh shit not again!!!" a flock of girls chase after him "will you please hide me? Please before they find me!"

Malon: "No problem but it will cost you"

Adam: "Anything!!!"

Malon: "A date"

Adam: "Fine, just hide!!!"

Malon brings Adam to her room and hides him under the bed.

Flock of Girls: "Hey where's Adam?"

Malon/Link: "He went that way" both point in different directions

One of the girls: "Let's find him gal's

Gal's: "Yeah!!!"