Zelda: "Link, that was my brother his real name isn't Samuel its Shane and he is going out with a great woman named Samantha who is like a sister to me"

Link: "Oh my God, you mean that I went away for no reason what so ever?!"

Zelda: "Yes!"

Link: "Zelda, I'm so sorry I thought you were cheating on me"

Zelda: "Link I would never cheat on you I love you with all my heart"

Sheik: "Yeah Link all she has been doing is talking about you for the last 2 years and was really hurt when you left"

Link: "Shut up Sheik, stay out of this"

Sheik: "Make me!"

Zelda: "Sheik wrong person to say that to"

Sheik: "Oh shit!"

Link took out a Light arrow and kills Sheik by shooting him in the heart.

Zelda: "Link, what have told you about killing my friends?!"

Link: "To not do it"

Zelda: "So what are you going to do?"

Link: "Revive him?"

Zelda: "Correct"

Link: "Awwwwww"

Link uses his revive technique to bring back Sheik and then Sheik walks up to Zelda and kisses her. She blushes and kisses him back.

Link: "I guess you to make a better couple than me and Zelda, goodbye my love"

Link goes to Lake Hylia and lies down by the tree on the island in the middle of the lake. He sees some bubbles coming out of the water and is ready for a battle. Then Princess Ruto pops out of the water. Link sighs of relief glad that he didn't have to fight a monster at a depressing time like this. Ruto hasn't seen him yet and is admiring the view. Link has always had a thing for Ruto it's just that he forced himself to love Zelda for he was afraid he would be kicked out of the kingdom if he didn't return her love.

Ruto: "What a great view, I wish Link was here to share it with me. Ohhh I love him so much but he loves Zelda not me"

Link: "What makes you think that?"