Sookie* It's true
Lorelai* Well, if it is true he certainly want do anything about it and I am not going to walk on eggshells for him, and I am not going to wait for him.
Sookie* Fine just don't flaunt your relationships
Lorelai* I didn't flaunt I told you, flaunt would be "I've got a date and you don't nah, nah, nahnah" Which I didn't do.
Sookie* Ok, fine you didn't flaunt
Lorelai* I know
Sookie* Whatta you wanna do now
Lorelai* Go back to Luke's get my coffee and eat dinner
Sookie* Fine, but can we discuss your date later
Lorelai* Yes paranoid woman
Sookie* Look was talking Mrs. Delusional
(They walk to Luke's and order)
Lorelai* When Rory, is done with Jess she is supposed to meet me here
Sookie* So you'll be here awhile
Lorelai* Anything after ten I break the no cell phone policy
(Luke glares at Lorelai)
Lorelai* Oh come one, what's one call
Luke* It won't be just one call, after this you will be all "but you let me before" I prefer not to light the match in the same room as the bomb
Lorelai* Did you just call me a bomb??
Luke* It's metaphoric
Lorelai* Fine then you are as fast as a cop chasing a banana with a monkey on his back
Luke* Is that realistic?
Lorelai* Hey I will never be a bomb, physics, or biology, chemistry? Prevents that. But you could easily be a cop.
Luke* But why would I chase a banana
Lorelai* It broke the law duh
Luke* What law can a banana break?
Sookie* Drop it, I don't want to know were this is headed, besides it's ten call Rory
Lorelai* I'll get you next time
(Lorelai grabs her cell, and dial the number while Luke glares)
Lorelai* Hey babe
Rory* Hey mom, what's up
Lorelai* Wondering when I get to see my lovely offspring
Rory* We are actually headed there now
Lorelai* Good, oh yeah guess what
Rory* What?
Lorelai* You didn't guess but I'll tell you anyway, Luke said that bananas can't break the law
Rory* Hi, the can both loiter a litter
Lorelai* I know I can this whole great analogy of a cop chasing a banana and it involved a monkey
Rory* And he didn't see that happening?
Lorelai* No
Rory* Crazy man
Lorelai* I know
Rory* Well right outside so bye
Lorelai* bye
(Rory and Jess walk in)
Rory* Luke, you oughta know bananas are very capable of being in legal trouble.
Luke* You are way to much like your mother
Lorelai* And that's a bad thing?
Luke* Juries still out
Sookie* Lets drop the bananas
Rory* No that's littering
Sookie* Let's place the bananas in a garbage can??
Rory* Much better
Lorelai* Wow you do spend to much time with me
Rory* I know
Sookie* I had probably better go
Rory* Me too I gotta study
Lorelai* You two go I am going to stay and talk to Luke for a sec
Sookie* K, bye Lorelai, don't forget to call that friend of yours tomorrow
Lorelai* K
Rory* Bye mom love you
Lorelai* Love you too Hon
(They leave, and Jess has already gone upstairs, so Lorelai walks over to the counter were Luke is cleaning)
Lorelai* Can I ask you something kinda personal
Luke* I don't know can you?
Lorelai* Ok smarty pants, will you be offened if I ask you said question
Luke* I can't tell you that I don't know the question
Lorelai* Ok I will just ask you, don't slug me
Luke* I am suddenly scared by the question
Lorelai* Why did Rachel leave
Luke* What?
Lorelai* She left, why did she leave
Luke* She always leaves I never know why
Lorelai* I don't believe you, I was friends with her remember she didn't seem ready or even willing to leave, what happened?
Luke* Why do you care?
Lorelai* We're friends, and I care, and I want to know
Luke* Fine she thought I was in love with someone else, no names
Lorelai* Was that so hard
Luke* Yes
Lorelai* Bye Luke
Luke* Yeah whatever bye
(When Lorelai leaves she grabs her cell to call Sookie)
Sookie* Hello
Lorelai* You were right
Sookie* I am sure I was, what are we talking about
Lorelai* Luke I asked him why Rachel left
Sookie* And he told you?
Lorelai* Sorta no names were used, but you were right
Sookie* Well do you feel the same way?
Lorelai* I don't know, that is not something I can say I have thought about, although this one dream I had, included him
Sookie* What was Rory's analysis
Lorelai* The first was that, I wanted to marry Luke and have his twins, she later changed it
Sookie* You threatened her?
Lorelai* Pretty much
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Lorelai* Well, if it is true he certainly want do anything about it and I am not going to walk on eggshells for him, and I am not going to wait for him.
Sookie* Fine just don't flaunt your relationships
Lorelai* I didn't flaunt I told you, flaunt would be "I've got a date and you don't nah, nah, nahnah" Which I didn't do.
Sookie* Ok, fine you didn't flaunt
Lorelai* I know
Sookie* Whatta you wanna do now
Lorelai* Go back to Luke's get my coffee and eat dinner
Sookie* Fine, but can we discuss your date later
Lorelai* Yes paranoid woman
Sookie* Look was talking Mrs. Delusional
(They walk to Luke's and order)
Lorelai* When Rory, is done with Jess she is supposed to meet me here
Sookie* So you'll be here awhile
Lorelai* Anything after ten I break the no cell phone policy
(Luke glares at Lorelai)
Lorelai* Oh come one, what's one call
Luke* It won't be just one call, after this you will be all "but you let me before" I prefer not to light the match in the same room as the bomb
Lorelai* Did you just call me a bomb??
Luke* It's metaphoric
Lorelai* Fine then you are as fast as a cop chasing a banana with a monkey on his back
Luke* Is that realistic?
Lorelai* Hey I will never be a bomb, physics, or biology, chemistry? Prevents that. But you could easily be a cop.
Luke* But why would I chase a banana
Lorelai* It broke the law duh
Luke* What law can a banana break?
Sookie* Drop it, I don't want to know were this is headed, besides it's ten call Rory
Lorelai* I'll get you next time
(Lorelai grabs her cell, and dial the number while Luke glares)
Lorelai* Hey babe
Rory* Hey mom, what's up
Lorelai* Wondering when I get to see my lovely offspring
Rory* We are actually headed there now
Lorelai* Good, oh yeah guess what
Rory* What?
Lorelai* You didn't guess but I'll tell you anyway, Luke said that bananas can't break the law
Rory* Hi, the can both loiter a litter
Lorelai* I know I can this whole great analogy of a cop chasing a banana and it involved a monkey
Rory* And he didn't see that happening?
Lorelai* No
Rory* Crazy man
Lorelai* I know
Rory* Well right outside so bye
Lorelai* bye
(Rory and Jess walk in)
Rory* Luke, you oughta know bananas are very capable of being in legal trouble.
Luke* You are way to much like your mother
Lorelai* And that's a bad thing?
Luke* Juries still out
Sookie* Lets drop the bananas
Rory* No that's littering
Sookie* Let's place the bananas in a garbage can??
Rory* Much better
Lorelai* Wow you do spend to much time with me
Rory* I know
Sookie* I had probably better go
Rory* Me too I gotta study
Lorelai* You two go I am going to stay and talk to Luke for a sec
Sookie* K, bye Lorelai, don't forget to call that friend of yours tomorrow
Lorelai* K
Rory* Bye mom love you
Lorelai* Love you too Hon
(They leave, and Jess has already gone upstairs, so Lorelai walks over to the counter were Luke is cleaning)
Lorelai* Can I ask you something kinda personal
Luke* I don't know can you?
Lorelai* Ok smarty pants, will you be offened if I ask you said question
Luke* I can't tell you that I don't know the question
Lorelai* Ok I will just ask you, don't slug me
Luke* I am suddenly scared by the question
Lorelai* Why did Rachel leave
Luke* What?
Lorelai* She left, why did she leave
Luke* She always leaves I never know why
Lorelai* I don't believe you, I was friends with her remember she didn't seem ready or even willing to leave, what happened?
Luke* Why do you care?
Lorelai* We're friends, and I care, and I want to know
Luke* Fine she thought I was in love with someone else, no names
Lorelai* Was that so hard
Luke* Yes
Lorelai* Bye Luke
Luke* Yeah whatever bye
(When Lorelai leaves she grabs her cell to call Sookie)
Sookie* Hello
Lorelai* You were right
Sookie* I am sure I was, what are we talking about
Lorelai* Luke I asked him why Rachel left
Sookie* And he told you?
Lorelai* Sorta no names were used, but you were right
Sookie* Well do you feel the same way?
Lorelai* I don't know, that is not something I can say I have thought about, although this one dream I had, included him
Sookie* What was Rory's analysis
Lorelai* The first was that, I wanted to marry Luke and have his twins, she later changed it
Sookie* You threatened her?
Lorelai* Pretty much
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End Chapter4~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~