Welcome to Chicago Southside Mental Institute for People Who Are Not Quite Right in the Head, or just Chicago Southside Mental Institute.
Anyway, here there are many a totured YGO character, tortured so that they go into deep insanity. ^_^ What fun!
Okay!!
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Stardust:ugh. If I see ONE MORE dead rat today, I'm gonna hurl.
Dr. Orion:*runs up to Star*STARDUST!!OH MY GWAD!!!*pant pant* TERRIBLE THINGS!!TERRIBLE!!!!!!*sobs*
Stardust:....What?
Dr. Orion:BlUeBeRrIeS!!!!
Stardust:Dammit, Orion!I told you not to tease Kaiba, he's testy before he gets his shots...!
Dr. Orion:*on the ground twitching*
Stardust:Geez.*walks off*
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Now, to those in capacity!
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Yugi:*sitting on the floor* I'm bored, Yami.
Yami:*in the cell across from him.* SHUT UP!!stupid damn kid....
Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
Yami:I SAID TO SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!!!Geez....can't get no peace in this hell hole...*grumble grumble*
Jou:*is watching*Stop being mean, Yami. *looks at Yugi* That's allright, Yugi, I love you.
Yugi:Bleh, Jou!I don't like YOU, I like YAMI!*beams*
Jou:....*sobs because he was rejected*
*Stardust enters the scene*
Stardust:ROLE CALL!!!
Yugi:Hooray!!
Stardust:You know the drill. I say your name, you give me some sign that you're still alive.Okay, ready?....Sure?Okay, fair warning...Yugi?
Yugi:MANGO PUDDING!!!
Stardust:*check* Okay...Jou?
Jou:EVERYONE HAAAATES MEEEE!!*sobs*
Stardust:*check* Kaiba?
Seto:What?Can I go now?
Stardust:*check* Yami?
Yami: DAMMIT, WHY MUST YOU ALL BOTHER ME?!ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET!!!!IF ANY OF YOU VALUE YOUR PITIFUL LIVES, YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ANOTHER WORD!!!!!!!!!!*pant pant*
Stardust:^_^*check*Anzu?
Anzu:....*sticks foot out of cell*
Stardust:*check*Mokuba?
*Mokuba makes animal noises*
Stardust:*check* Pegasus?
Pegasus:*hic* hey, sexy...*talking to Kaiba from across cells*
Kaiba:*throws a handfull of blueberries at Pegasus*
Pegasus:Oh boy...*hic*...!Now I can...*hic* make more wine! ^_^
Stardust:Bakura?
Bakura:Which one?
Stardust:Both.
Bakura:Well, RYOU is here, but Bakura went to take a piss in your coffee.
Stardust:I don't drink coffee, hun.*check* Honda?
Honda:Yeah.
Stardust:Okay, that's everyone!Now, Dr.Orion is here today for your regular check-ups. Yami, keep your temper down. Yugi, don't tell him you love him, that's creepy.Kaiba, leave your berries in your cell.
All but Anzu,Yami and Mokuba:Okay!
Anzu:*shows off hr leg again*
Mokuba:Moo.
Yami:I WILL NOT KEEP MY TEMPER DOWN, BITCH!!*keeps rambling*
Stardust:^_^ Okay! He'll come and get you each individually.
*Stardust leaves*
Yugi:Yami, doctors are scary.
Yami: +_=*eye twitch.* DID I NOT TELL YOU TO STOP TALKING TO ME?!
Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
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Dr.Orion:Okay.*has a bunch of papers for Yugi Mutoh*Okay. Recovered Schizophrenia, slightly eccentric. Has an affection for all he meets...?oO Wow.
*Dr.Orion enters the cell room*
Dr.Orion:Which one of you is Yugi Mutoh?
Yugi:That's me!!*waves happily*
Dr.Orion:*unlocks cell and leads Yugi out and to his office*Allright, Yugi.Have a seat here.*pats the leather top bench thing that doctors make you sit on*
Yugi:I love you, Doctor Orion.*swings legs*
Dr.Orion:That's nice, Yugi.*getting doctor stuff*
Yugi:Do you love me back?
Dr.Orion:Sure.
Yugi:Hooray!!
Dr.Orion:*gets out stethoscope*Do you know what this is, Yugi?
Yugi:....*deep in thought*...An elephant?
Dr.Orion:...No.It's a stethoscope, Yugi, I use it to listen to your heart.
Yugi:Coolies!!!*excited*
Dr.Orion:You'll have to take off your shirt, Yugi.*puts ends of stethoscop in his ears*
Yugi:OO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*hugs self*
Dr.Orion:Oh, damn...Yugi, it's okay...
Yugi:ONLY YAMI CAN SEE ME NAKED!!!!
Dr.Orion:....
Yugi:He's my koibito.^-^
Dr.Orion:Well....*thinky face* ....If you do not take off your shirt, I will kill your koibito.
Yugi:GASP!...Well...I guess if it's for Yami-kun's sake...*takes off shirt as though it pains him*
Dr.Orion:*puts end of stethoscope against Yugi's chest*
Yugi:AaAHHH!!!IT'S COLD!!!But I suffer for Yami.*endures the 'pain'*
Dr.Orion:Yes, you have a good heart rate.*puts stethoscope back*
Yugi:Are we done?
Dr.Orion:Nope.*uses the annoying light thing to check Yugi's ears*
Yugi:Are you looking for my brain?
Dr.Orion:*decides to play along*Yes, Yugi.
Yugi:Well, it's not in there, stupid.*luaghs* Yami says I lost my mind a looong time ago.
Dr.Orion:Well, I guess there's some truth in that...*checks other ear*
Yugi:He really loves me, ya know. Don't tell him that I love you too, he'll get angsty.
Dr.Orion:*checks Yugi's eyes*Okay.
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Jou:Whaddya think that guy is doing to Yugi...?
Yami:I hope he kills that ungreatful bastard!!!!I swear, if Yugi comes back here alive....
Anzu:I'm touching myself.
All:*make disgusted noises*
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Yugi:Are we done torturing me yet?
Dr.Orion:*produces syringe*Not yet, Yugi.
Yugi:AAAAAH!!!*trembles*
Dr.Orion:Now hold still, or I'll kill Yami.*amused*
Yugi:...Okay...
Dr.Orion:*pokes Yugi with shot*
Yugi:I LOVE YAMI!!!!!*sobs*
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Yami:*is twitching*
Jou:WHERE'S YO HEAD AT?? WHERE'S YO HEEAAAAAD AT?!?
Kaiba:*throwing berries*I'm almost out of ammo, sarge!!*panic*
Mokuba:Awoooooo!!!
Jou:DON'T LET THE WALLS CAVE IN ON YOU!!DON'T LET THE WALLS CAVE IN AROUND YOU!!WHERES YO HEAD AT?!?
Anzu:*sexy pole dancing*
Honda:I think I'm the only normal person here.
Kaiba:I WILL THROW MY OWN TESTICLES TO GET HIM TO STOP!!!!
Yami:*twitch twitch* +_=
*Dr.Orion enters with sobbing Yugi*
Yami:oO YUGI!!!WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL ASSHOLE!!!
*everyone sweatdrop, except Yugi, coz he's crying.*
Yugi:KOIBITO!!He tortured me!It was the only way I could kepe him from coming after you!
Yami:*gripping bars of cell.*Yugi...
All not involved:Awww...
Yami:Are you okay, Yugi?
Yugi:*sniffle, holding hand over band-aide spot*...I guess so...
Dr.Orion:Okay, now it's Kaiba's turn. Let's go, fella.
Yami:....Are you sure?
Yugi:Yeah....
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In Stardust's office
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Stardust:Eh...lesse...no...no...Oh, God, no...
*phone rings*
Stardust:Damn...*picks it up* Chicago Southside Mental Institute, warden speaking, how may help you?
Person:I have a mental person.
Stardust:Do you now?
Person:Yes....
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Doctor office
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Kaiba:A WHAT?!
Dr.Orion:A shot. It should balance out all the chemical reactions, or there lack of, in your brain.
Kaiba:But I like being insane. And I don't want to be poked!!
Dr.Orion:Sorry, but it's gotta be this way.
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The cells
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Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
Yami:ALLRIGHT!!!Geez!!See, now I wish that guy would've killed you!!
Yugi:I told him I loved him. -.-
Yami:WHAAAAAT?!?!?
Yugi:I'm sorry!!!It's just that...it's just that....*cries*
Yami:It's just that WHAT, bitch?!
Yugi:I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!!*sobsobsob*
Yami:Arrrg...
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Okay!If you want to be the insane person that gets enrolled next chapter, answer these questions:
Name:
Age:
Condition:
Male/Female:
Allergies:
Homo/heterosexual:
Dangerous, yes or no:
Medication needed, when it needs to be taken:
Physical description*please do not go into full detail.just wo or three sentances.*:
Character you would want to share a cell with:
Character you want to masacar:
That's all!Any addition information is welcome.
By the way, if you can't think of the scientific name for your condition, just describe it.
Here is a listing of the characters and their conditions:
Yugi:Eccentric, says 'I love you' to everyone, but especially Yami
Yami:Anger Managment problems, some drug abuse
Jou:Eccentric, recovering hypochondriac
Kaiba:War flashbacks
Ryou:Schizophrenia
Honda:Unknown
Pegasus:Highly eccentric
Anyway, here there are many a totured YGO character, tortured so that they go into deep insanity. ^_^ What fun!
Okay!!
~*~
Stardust:ugh. If I see ONE MORE dead rat today, I'm gonna hurl.
Dr. Orion:*runs up to Star*STARDUST!!OH MY GWAD!!!*pant pant* TERRIBLE THINGS!!TERRIBLE!!!!!!*sobs*
Stardust:....What?
Dr. Orion:BlUeBeRrIeS!!!!
Stardust:Dammit, Orion!I told you not to tease Kaiba, he's testy before he gets his shots...!
Dr. Orion:*on the ground twitching*
Stardust:Geez.*walks off*
~*~
Now, to those in capacity!
~*~
Yugi:*sitting on the floor* I'm bored, Yami.
Yami:*in the cell across from him.* SHUT UP!!stupid damn kid....
Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
Yami:I SAID TO SHUT UP, DAMMIT!!!!Geez....can't get no peace in this hell hole...*grumble grumble*
Jou:*is watching*Stop being mean, Yami. *looks at Yugi* That's allright, Yugi, I love you.
Yugi:Bleh, Jou!I don't like YOU, I like YAMI!*beams*
Jou:....*sobs because he was rejected*
*Stardust enters the scene*
Stardust:ROLE CALL!!!
Yugi:Hooray!!
Stardust:You know the drill. I say your name, you give me some sign that you're still alive.Okay, ready?....Sure?Okay, fair warning...Yugi?
Yugi:MANGO PUDDING!!!
Stardust:*check* Okay...Jou?
Jou:EVERYONE HAAAATES MEEEE!!*sobs*
Stardust:*check* Kaiba?
Seto:What?Can I go now?
Stardust:*check* Yami?
Yami: DAMMIT, WHY MUST YOU ALL BOTHER ME?!ALL I WANTED WAS A LITTLE BIT OF PEACE AND FUCKING QUIET!!!!IF ANY OF YOU VALUE YOUR PITIFUL LIVES, YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ANOTHER WORD!!!!!!!!!!*pant pant*
Stardust:^_^*check*Anzu?
Anzu:....*sticks foot out of cell*
Stardust:*check*Mokuba?
*Mokuba makes animal noises*
Stardust:*check* Pegasus?
Pegasus:*hic* hey, sexy...*talking to Kaiba from across cells*
Kaiba:*throws a handfull of blueberries at Pegasus*
Pegasus:Oh boy...*hic*...!Now I can...*hic* make more wine! ^_^
Stardust:Bakura?
Bakura:Which one?
Stardust:Both.
Bakura:Well, RYOU is here, but Bakura went to take a piss in your coffee.
Stardust:I don't drink coffee, hun.*check* Honda?
Honda:Yeah.
Stardust:Okay, that's everyone!Now, Dr.Orion is here today for your regular check-ups. Yami, keep your temper down. Yugi, don't tell him you love him, that's creepy.Kaiba, leave your berries in your cell.
All but Anzu,Yami and Mokuba:Okay!
Anzu:*shows off hr leg again*
Mokuba:Moo.
Yami:I WILL NOT KEEP MY TEMPER DOWN, BITCH!!*keeps rambling*
Stardust:^_^ Okay! He'll come and get you each individually.
*Stardust leaves*
Yugi:Yami, doctors are scary.
Yami: +_=*eye twitch.* DID I NOT TELL YOU TO STOP TALKING TO ME?!
Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
~*~
Dr.Orion:Okay.*has a bunch of papers for Yugi Mutoh*Okay. Recovered Schizophrenia, slightly eccentric. Has an affection for all he meets...?oO Wow.
*Dr.Orion enters the cell room*
Dr.Orion:Which one of you is Yugi Mutoh?
Yugi:That's me!!*waves happily*
Dr.Orion:*unlocks cell and leads Yugi out and to his office*Allright, Yugi.Have a seat here.*pats the leather top bench thing that doctors make you sit on*
Yugi:I love you, Doctor Orion.*swings legs*
Dr.Orion:That's nice, Yugi.*getting doctor stuff*
Yugi:Do you love me back?
Dr.Orion:Sure.
Yugi:Hooray!!
Dr.Orion:*gets out stethoscope*Do you know what this is, Yugi?
Yugi:....*deep in thought*...An elephant?
Dr.Orion:...No.It's a stethoscope, Yugi, I use it to listen to your heart.
Yugi:Coolies!!!*excited*
Dr.Orion:You'll have to take off your shirt, Yugi.*puts ends of stethoscop in his ears*
Yugi:OO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!*hugs self*
Dr.Orion:Oh, damn...Yugi, it's okay...
Yugi:ONLY YAMI CAN SEE ME NAKED!!!!
Dr.Orion:....
Yugi:He's my koibito.^-^
Dr.Orion:Well....*thinky face* ....If you do not take off your shirt, I will kill your koibito.
Yugi:GASP!...Well...I guess if it's for Yami-kun's sake...*takes off shirt as though it pains him*
Dr.Orion:*puts end of stethoscope against Yugi's chest*
Yugi:AaAHHH!!!IT'S COLD!!!But I suffer for Yami.*endures the 'pain'*
Dr.Orion:Yes, you have a good heart rate.*puts stethoscope back*
Yugi:Are we done?
Dr.Orion:Nope.*uses the annoying light thing to check Yugi's ears*
Yugi:Are you looking for my brain?
Dr.Orion:*decides to play along*Yes, Yugi.
Yugi:Well, it's not in there, stupid.*luaghs* Yami says I lost my mind a looong time ago.
Dr.Orion:Well, I guess there's some truth in that...*checks other ear*
Yugi:He really loves me, ya know. Don't tell him that I love you too, he'll get angsty.
Dr.Orion:*checks Yugi's eyes*Okay.
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Jou:Whaddya think that guy is doing to Yugi...?
Yami:I hope he kills that ungreatful bastard!!!!I swear, if Yugi comes back here alive....
Anzu:I'm touching myself.
All:*make disgusted noises*
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Yugi:Are we done torturing me yet?
Dr.Orion:*produces syringe*Not yet, Yugi.
Yugi:AAAAAH!!!*trembles*
Dr.Orion:Now hold still, or I'll kill Yami.*amused*
Yugi:...Okay...
Dr.Orion:*pokes Yugi with shot*
Yugi:I LOVE YAMI!!!!!*sobs*
~*~
Yami:*is twitching*
Jou:WHERE'S YO HEAD AT?? WHERE'S YO HEEAAAAAD AT?!?
Kaiba:*throwing berries*I'm almost out of ammo, sarge!!*panic*
Mokuba:Awoooooo!!!
Jou:DON'T LET THE WALLS CAVE IN ON YOU!!DON'T LET THE WALLS CAVE IN AROUND YOU!!WHERES YO HEAD AT?!?
Anzu:*sexy pole dancing*
Honda:I think I'm the only normal person here.
Kaiba:I WILL THROW MY OWN TESTICLES TO GET HIM TO STOP!!!!
Yami:*twitch twitch* +_=
*Dr.Orion enters with sobbing Yugi*
Yami:oO YUGI!!!WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM YOU EVIL ASSHOLE!!!
*everyone sweatdrop, except Yugi, coz he's crying.*
Yugi:KOIBITO!!He tortured me!It was the only way I could kepe him from coming after you!
Yami:*gripping bars of cell.*Yugi...
All not involved:Awww...
Yami:Are you okay, Yugi?
Yugi:*sniffle, holding hand over band-aide spot*...I guess so...
Dr.Orion:Okay, now it's Kaiba's turn. Let's go, fella.
Yami:....Are you sure?
Yugi:Yeah....
~*~
In Stardust's office
~*~
Stardust:Eh...lesse...no...no...Oh, God, no...
*phone rings*
Stardust:Damn...*picks it up* Chicago Southside Mental Institute, warden speaking, how may help you?
Person:I have a mental person.
Stardust:Do you now?
Person:Yes....
~*~
Doctor office
~*~
Kaiba:A WHAT?!
Dr.Orion:A shot. It should balance out all the chemical reactions, or there lack of, in your brain.
Kaiba:But I like being insane. And I don't want to be poked!!
Dr.Orion:Sorry, but it's gotta be this way.
~*~
The cells
~*~
Yugi:I love you, Yami! ^-^
Yami:ALLRIGHT!!!Geez!!See, now I wish that guy would've killed you!!
Yugi:I told him I loved him. -.-
Yami:WHAAAAAT?!?!?
Yugi:I'm sorry!!!It's just that...it's just that....*cries*
Yami:It's just that WHAT, bitch?!
Yugi:I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!!*sobsobsob*
Yami:Arrrg...
~~*~~
Okay!If you want to be the insane person that gets enrolled next chapter, answer these questions:
Name:
Age:
Condition:
Male/Female:
Allergies:
Homo/heterosexual:
Dangerous, yes or no:
Medication needed, when it needs to be taken:
Physical description*please do not go into full detail.just wo or three sentances.*:
Character you would want to share a cell with:
Character you want to masacar:
That's all!Any addition information is welcome.
By the way, if you can't think of the scientific name for your condition, just describe it.
Here is a listing of the characters and their conditions:
Yugi:Eccentric, says 'I love you' to everyone, but especially Yami
Yami:Anger Managment problems, some drug abuse
Jou:Eccentric, recovering hypochondriac
Kaiba:War flashbacks
Ryou:Schizophrenia
Honda:Unknown
Pegasus:Highly eccentric