Chicago Southside Mental Institute continues with the next episode.
Last time, Dr.Orion gave eveyone their shots and we got introduced to the characters.
Today, a few people will be enrolled!Duke Devlon and Malik Ishtar, along with Dione "Dee" King.
Thanks to those of you who sent in your stuff!I could only choose one, sorry. But I might consider adding another insane person later in our pointless escapade.
No more submisions, though. If you do, I'll have to remove it.
~*~
Early morning in the cells!Hooray!
~*~
Yugi:*wakes up, stretches* Good morning all, I love you!
Yami:SHUT UP!
Ryou:Hey, didja guys hear...no, be quiet, I'm trying to talk...Bakura, hush!...Anyways, Miss Stardust enrolled more people today...Okay, now what did you want, Bakura?...Oh, right.*switches to Bakura mode*
Yami:I hope they bring cigerettes.I need a smoke.
Yugi:Oooh!I love them already!*excited*
Jou:*sigh* I get the feeling that they won't like me much....
Kaiba:The enemy has captured more of our troups?!Shit!!
*Stardust enters*
Stardust:Role call!Ready?
All(in different tones):Ready!
Stardust:Yugi?
Yugi:I love you!!
Stardust:*check*Yami?
Yami:Fuck off.
Stardust:*check*Jou?
Jou:*sniffle*Tissue, please?
Stardust:*check, gives Jou a tissue*Kaiba?
Kaiba:I can't hold them off, sarge!Send reinforcements!!!
Stardust:*check*Anzu?
Anzu:I wanna f*ck you like an animal...I wanna feel you from the inside...
Stardust:*check*Mokuba?
Mokuba:Meow.
Stardust:*check*Pegasus?
Pegasus:......
Stardust:...Pegasus?
Pegasus:......
Stardust:Shit.*'x'* well, now we have an extra cell...*takes out walky-talky thing*Orion?We got a dead fish. I SAID _DEAD_FISH_!!TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!TURN-THE-MUSIC-*DOWN*!!!Geez...We have a dead fish, cell number 95487, cause seems to be natural, unsure if he just passed out or anything like that. So, get your ass down here.
Orion on the walky-talky:*cshhhht*Oki doki.*cshhhhhhhht*
Stardust:*ahem*Anyway, we have three new patients coming in. One of them gets the special cell, 'cause he's a lively one.
Yami:That's not fair!!Why can't *I* get the special cell?!
Stardust:You are not Malik Ishtar.
All:GAASP!!
Stardust:Exactly.No one is permitted to speak with him, no one is permitted to have physical or telepathical relations with him. In other words, ignore him.Anywhoo, the other two patients are Duke Devlon and Dione King.
Yugi:Duke!Oh, I love him!
Yami:Yugi, dammit!YOU ARE SOPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!
Yugi:m'sorry...I just can't help it...
Stardust:You may have to share cells, so don't be surprised if you find one of these two bunking with you.
Yami:If anyone comes in my cell I'll kill them.
Stardust:I'll keep that in mind.
~*~
Duke:AND THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!Wow!it's so pretty...
Dr.Orion:Have you had your shots?
Duke:Heroein!Gimmie!!!
Dr.Orion:*writes on paper* Drug abuse...delusional...
Dione: +_=
Dr.Orion:What's wrong with you?
Dione:DON'T SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER!!! *growls*
Dr.Orion:*smiles* Oki doki.*scribble scribble*
*Stardust enters*
Duke:Hi!*waves*
Stardust:Hello.Orion, where's Malik?
Dr.Orion:Oh, him. He's on his way.
Stardust:Cool beans.Are these two the more or less agreeable ones?
Dr.Orion:You betcha.
Stardust:Good. Okay, you two follow me.
Duke:*excited whisper* are we going to happy land...?
Stardust:*blank look* Yes, Duke.*eyeroll*
Duke:HOORAY!!
~*~
Yugi:I'm excited, Koibito.
Yami:Yeah, yeah.*picking his lock*
Yugi:...What are you doing, koibito?
Yami:I'm hungry.*pickpickpick*
Kaiba:YES!You can do it, soldier. When you get out, find sarge and tell 'em that we were captured, okay?And tell him Randy got shot!(making reference to Pegasus)
Yami:Shut the fuck up, Kaiba.*pickpickpick*
Jou:Will you let me out, Yami?
Yami:No!
Jou:*whimper, begins to cry*
Yami:Yeesh...what a pussy...
~*~
Stardust:And beyond this door is the cells, where you will be residing.
Dione:OH BOY!*giggles*
Stardust:...I'll never get used to splits.*unlocks the door*
Yami:*unlocks his door*Yes! *sees Stardust* DAMMIT!!*slams door shut and huffs*
Stardust:Yami!Were you trying to escape again?
Yami:None of your business.
Stardust:I'll just have 867 deal with you later.
Yami:+_=
Stardust:Okay, Duke, you take that one.*points to empty cell.*
Duke:Oki.*goes in and admires the cracks in the wall*Oooh!pretty!
Stardust:Dione, you'll have to share a cell with Yugi.
Yugi:I love you, Dione!
Yami:STOPPIT, YUGI!!
Yugi:I am sorry, koibito.I still love you the most.
Dione:I don't want to share a cell with a MIDGET!!!
Yugi:........I don't love you anymore!!*sobs*
Stardust:Tough shit, little lady. And let me remind you two newcomers. If any violence or rule-breaking occurs, you will have to answer to 867. If you want to know why this is such a big deal, ask Yami after he comes back.
Yami:Bleh.*mumbles*
Stardust:Allright. Breakfast is served at 10:00, which is in one hour. Lunch is served at 3:30, and dinner is served at 8:30, and all lights go out automatically at 11:15. The security cameras stay on 24/7, so don't try anything.
Duke:Pretty bunnies!
Stardust:...Anyway, sessions and weekly medication are on Tuesdays and Fridays. If you have a relapse, we will schedule an emergancy rehabillitaion session. If you get mail from your more healthy relatives, then it will be delivered today, since it's Saturday. If you attend church, please tell me now.
Yami:*luaghs*That'd be a day, wouldn't it?CHURCH...Yeesh.
Kaiba:I go to church, sarge.
Yugi:I WANNA GO!!
Dione:Doughnuts?
Stardust:Yes yes, church isn't church if you don't get DOUGHNUTS...*is sarcastic.*Anyway, that'll be tomorrow at 9:00.I'll be in here to wake you up early if Yugi hasn't accomplished the task already.
Yugi:I'm hungry.
Stardust:Well you just hang on, Yugi, breakfast is being prepared.*mumbles and leaves*
Dione:HEY DUKE!!
Duke:Yes?
Dione:Did you bring any blow?
Duke:Sure did!*a puff of smoke escapes the bars*
Kaiba:POISON GAS!!!HOLY SHIT!!*covers mouth with a hankey rag*
*Alarm goes off*
Kaiba:*hack hack, cough* Saaaarge....they got me....
Yami:Hey, I want some pot!Gimmie some before I get the shit beat outta me by 867.
Yugi:AAAAAAAH!THE ALARM!!!*hides under bed*
Dione:What's going on?
Bakura:Ryou, what'd you do?....No, the alarm is going off.....Well, it wasn't ME....ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I DID SOMETHING WRONG?!YOU'LL PAY!*punches self*oof..!
Jou:Oh no...what if it was me?Oh, God, I always screw up....*mope*
Duke:....*puff again*
*Door opens and 867, Stardust, and Dr.Orion run in*
867-5309:*cracks whip and all settle down*WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERRE??
Stardust:Okay, firstly, Yami tried to escape. Now, it looks like someone is smoking.
Dr.Orion:Oh, it's the guy with the weird eyes.
Duke:No It's not...!*tosses doobie at Kaiba's cell*
Kaiba:*cough cough*oh no...a gernade...!*stomps on it, doobie goes out*
Duke:Oooh...you killed it.
867-5309:*has Yami, who struggles*C'mon, ya liddle ass funk.*drags Duke out of his cell*
Duke:BUT I JUST GOT HERE!!
~*~
867-5309:You have been verry verry bad, y'all.*stretches her whip*
Duke:*tremble*
Yami:Bring it on, you southern bitch. S'not like I can't take it.
Duke:WHADDA 'BOUT ME?!?WHAT IF *I* CAN'T TAKE IT?!??!!?
Yami:It's not my fualt you're a pussy.
Duke:*whimper as 867 advances on them*
~*~
Yugi:Poor koibito...
Dione:I wanted some blow, dammit...!
Ryou:I'm glad it wasn't me....Yes, I am sorry.But I didn't do anything...*punches self*Ooof!What'd you do that for??.....That's not a good reason--*punch*Aaaah!Bakura, stop!!!......I don't care--*punch*Bakura!!!!
Jou:...Lucky...He'll never be as lonely as me.
Kaiba:*staring at Duke's empty cell* Poor soldier. I hope the nurse can help him, he inhaled quite alot of that gas....
Mokuba:MOOO!
Yugi:Poor Yami, Kaiba!!!POOR YAMI!!
Kaiba:Right, soldier.Sent to be tortured...Let's all hope he makes it out allright.
Everyone:*blinks*
Mokuba:..............
Dione:What animal is that...?
Yugi:*looks*...ummm...I think he's a worm.
Dione:oO;;
~*~
Owari for now!
It seems I forgot Anzu's condition. But, I need to add three others anyway, so here are the others' condition.
Anzu:delusions of being a hooker/Hooters girl
Dione:Split personalities, delusional, sometimes violant, easily pissed by the smallest thing
Duke:delusional, drug abuse, a tad accentric
Malik:Bipolar, murdurous, manical
Last time, Dr.Orion gave eveyone their shots and we got introduced to the characters.
Today, a few people will be enrolled!Duke Devlon and Malik Ishtar, along with Dione "Dee" King.
Thanks to those of you who sent in your stuff!I could only choose one, sorry. But I might consider adding another insane person later in our pointless escapade.
No more submisions, though. If you do, I'll have to remove it.
~*~
Early morning in the cells!Hooray!
~*~
Yugi:*wakes up, stretches* Good morning all, I love you!
Yami:SHUT UP!
Ryou:Hey, didja guys hear...no, be quiet, I'm trying to talk...Bakura, hush!...Anyways, Miss Stardust enrolled more people today...Okay, now what did you want, Bakura?...Oh, right.*switches to Bakura mode*
Yami:I hope they bring cigerettes.I need a smoke.
Yugi:Oooh!I love them already!*excited*
Jou:*sigh* I get the feeling that they won't like me much....
Kaiba:The enemy has captured more of our troups?!Shit!!
*Stardust enters*
Stardust:Role call!Ready?
All(in different tones):Ready!
Stardust:Yugi?
Yugi:I love you!!
Stardust:*check*Yami?
Yami:Fuck off.
Stardust:*check*Jou?
Jou:*sniffle*Tissue, please?
Stardust:*check, gives Jou a tissue*Kaiba?
Kaiba:I can't hold them off, sarge!Send reinforcements!!!
Stardust:*check*Anzu?
Anzu:I wanna f*ck you like an animal...I wanna feel you from the inside...
Stardust:*check*Mokuba?
Mokuba:Meow.
Stardust:*check*Pegasus?
Pegasus:......
Stardust:...Pegasus?
Pegasus:......
Stardust:Shit.*'x'* well, now we have an extra cell...*takes out walky-talky thing*Orion?We got a dead fish. I SAID _DEAD_FISH_!!TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!TURN-THE-MUSIC-*DOWN*!!!Geez...We have a dead fish, cell number 95487, cause seems to be natural, unsure if he just passed out or anything like that. So, get your ass down here.
Orion on the walky-talky:*cshhhht*Oki doki.*cshhhhhhhht*
Stardust:*ahem*Anyway, we have three new patients coming in. One of them gets the special cell, 'cause he's a lively one.
Yami:That's not fair!!Why can't *I* get the special cell?!
Stardust:You are not Malik Ishtar.
All:GAASP!!
Stardust:Exactly.No one is permitted to speak with him, no one is permitted to have physical or telepathical relations with him. In other words, ignore him.Anywhoo, the other two patients are Duke Devlon and Dione King.
Yugi:Duke!Oh, I love him!
Yami:Yugi, dammit!YOU ARE SOPOSED TO LOVE ME!!!
Yugi:m'sorry...I just can't help it...
Stardust:You may have to share cells, so don't be surprised if you find one of these two bunking with you.
Yami:If anyone comes in my cell I'll kill them.
Stardust:I'll keep that in mind.
~*~
Duke:AND THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!!Wow!it's so pretty...
Dr.Orion:Have you had your shots?
Duke:Heroein!Gimmie!!!
Dr.Orion:*writes on paper* Drug abuse...delusional...
Dione: +_=
Dr.Orion:What's wrong with you?
Dione:DON'T SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER!!! *growls*
Dr.Orion:*smiles* Oki doki.*scribble scribble*
*Stardust enters*
Duke:Hi!*waves*
Stardust:Hello.Orion, where's Malik?
Dr.Orion:Oh, him. He's on his way.
Stardust:Cool beans.Are these two the more or less agreeable ones?
Dr.Orion:You betcha.
Stardust:Good. Okay, you two follow me.
Duke:*excited whisper* are we going to happy land...?
Stardust:*blank look* Yes, Duke.*eyeroll*
Duke:HOORAY!!
~*~
Yugi:I'm excited, Koibito.
Yami:Yeah, yeah.*picking his lock*
Yugi:...What are you doing, koibito?
Yami:I'm hungry.*pickpickpick*
Kaiba:YES!You can do it, soldier. When you get out, find sarge and tell 'em that we were captured, okay?And tell him Randy got shot!(making reference to Pegasus)
Yami:Shut the fuck up, Kaiba.*pickpickpick*
Jou:Will you let me out, Yami?
Yami:No!
Jou:*whimper, begins to cry*
Yami:Yeesh...what a pussy...
~*~
Stardust:And beyond this door is the cells, where you will be residing.
Dione:OH BOY!*giggles*
Stardust:...I'll never get used to splits.*unlocks the door*
Yami:*unlocks his door*Yes! *sees Stardust* DAMMIT!!*slams door shut and huffs*
Stardust:Yami!Were you trying to escape again?
Yami:None of your business.
Stardust:I'll just have 867 deal with you later.
Yami:+_=
Stardust:Okay, Duke, you take that one.*points to empty cell.*
Duke:Oki.*goes in and admires the cracks in the wall*Oooh!pretty!
Stardust:Dione, you'll have to share a cell with Yugi.
Yugi:I love you, Dione!
Yami:STOPPIT, YUGI!!
Yugi:I am sorry, koibito.I still love you the most.
Dione:I don't want to share a cell with a MIDGET!!!
Yugi:........I don't love you anymore!!*sobs*
Stardust:Tough shit, little lady. And let me remind you two newcomers. If any violence or rule-breaking occurs, you will have to answer to 867. If you want to know why this is such a big deal, ask Yami after he comes back.
Yami:Bleh.*mumbles*
Stardust:Allright. Breakfast is served at 10:00, which is in one hour. Lunch is served at 3:30, and dinner is served at 8:30, and all lights go out automatically at 11:15. The security cameras stay on 24/7, so don't try anything.
Duke:Pretty bunnies!
Stardust:...Anyway, sessions and weekly medication are on Tuesdays and Fridays. If you have a relapse, we will schedule an emergancy rehabillitaion session. If you get mail from your more healthy relatives, then it will be delivered today, since it's Saturday. If you attend church, please tell me now.
Yami:*luaghs*That'd be a day, wouldn't it?CHURCH...Yeesh.
Kaiba:I go to church, sarge.
Yugi:I WANNA GO!!
Dione:Doughnuts?
Stardust:Yes yes, church isn't church if you don't get DOUGHNUTS...*is sarcastic.*Anyway, that'll be tomorrow at 9:00.I'll be in here to wake you up early if Yugi hasn't accomplished the task already.
Yugi:I'm hungry.
Stardust:Well you just hang on, Yugi, breakfast is being prepared.*mumbles and leaves*
Dione:HEY DUKE!!
Duke:Yes?
Dione:Did you bring any blow?
Duke:Sure did!*a puff of smoke escapes the bars*
Kaiba:POISON GAS!!!HOLY SHIT!!*covers mouth with a hankey rag*
*Alarm goes off*
Kaiba:*hack hack, cough* Saaaarge....they got me....
Yami:Hey, I want some pot!Gimmie some before I get the shit beat outta me by 867.
Yugi:AAAAAAAH!THE ALARM!!!*hides under bed*
Dione:What's going on?
Bakura:Ryou, what'd you do?....No, the alarm is going off.....Well, it wasn't ME....ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I DID SOMETHING WRONG?!YOU'LL PAY!*punches self*oof..!
Jou:Oh no...what if it was me?Oh, God, I always screw up....*mope*
Duke:....*puff again*
*Door opens and 867, Stardust, and Dr.Orion run in*
867-5309:*cracks whip and all settle down*WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERRE??
Stardust:Okay, firstly, Yami tried to escape. Now, it looks like someone is smoking.
Dr.Orion:Oh, it's the guy with the weird eyes.
Duke:No It's not...!*tosses doobie at Kaiba's cell*
Kaiba:*cough cough*oh no...a gernade...!*stomps on it, doobie goes out*
Duke:Oooh...you killed it.
867-5309:*has Yami, who struggles*C'mon, ya liddle ass funk.*drags Duke out of his cell*
Duke:BUT I JUST GOT HERE!!
~*~
867-5309:You have been verry verry bad, y'all.*stretches her whip*
Duke:*tremble*
Yami:Bring it on, you southern bitch. S'not like I can't take it.
Duke:WHADDA 'BOUT ME?!?WHAT IF *I* CAN'T TAKE IT?!??!!?
Yami:It's not my fualt you're a pussy.
Duke:*whimper as 867 advances on them*
~*~
Yugi:Poor koibito...
Dione:I wanted some blow, dammit...!
Ryou:I'm glad it wasn't me....Yes, I am sorry.But I didn't do anything...*punches self*Ooof!What'd you do that for??.....That's not a good reason--*punch*Aaaah!Bakura, stop!!!......I don't care--*punch*Bakura!!!!
Jou:...Lucky...He'll never be as lonely as me.
Kaiba:*staring at Duke's empty cell* Poor soldier. I hope the nurse can help him, he inhaled quite alot of that gas....
Mokuba:MOOO!
Yugi:Poor Yami, Kaiba!!!POOR YAMI!!
Kaiba:Right, soldier.Sent to be tortured...Let's all hope he makes it out allright.
Everyone:*blinks*
Mokuba:..............
Dione:What animal is that...?
Yugi:*looks*...ummm...I think he's a worm.
Dione:oO;;
~*~
Owari for now!
It seems I forgot Anzu's condition. But, I need to add three others anyway, so here are the others' condition.
Anzu:delusions of being a hooker/Hooters girl
Dione:Split personalities, delusional, sometimes violant, easily pissed by the smallest thing
Duke:delusional, drug abuse, a tad accentric
Malik:Bipolar, murdurous, manical