This is an extension, so to speak, of the last chapter, because some things were left out when it was posted. But that's okay.
So, all that was planned on Sunday's episode that did not occur will happen today, Monday.
Also, I'm sorry I had to remove Yami Yekitenno's review. Sorry sorry sorry, but I said in chapter two that if anymore things like that came in, they'd have to be removed. Wait untill I ask for it.
~*~
'If-I-could-have-anything' conversation' at breakfast
~*~
Yami: If I could have one thing right now, it'd be a sleeping pill. Or some ecstasy.*pokes eggs*
Yugi:If I could have anything......I would have a her-pleasure condom and some bath beads.
Yami:*furiously chucks a dinner plate at Yugi!!*
Yugi:Oh, this still has bacon bits on it!THANK YOU KOIBITO!!!!
Yami:Shut up.
Kaiba:If I could have anything, it'd be a jet home...good old US of A...
Yami:Kaiba, you're from Japan.
Kaiba:How dare you accuse me of joining the enemy!
Jou:I'd have a friend....I'm so lonely....
Yugi:I love you, Jou!!
Jou:*sobs*
Ryou:....Bakura says he wants a butcher's knife, and I'd like a kitty.^-^
Honda:...You realize that your other personallity would just sacrifice your kitty to Ra, right?
Ryou:....*sad look*
Mokuba:Wuff.
Duke:I would want more eggs!*scarfs down nasty fried eggs*
Anzu:I would do ANYTHING for you, Duke-y.
Duke:*blinks*...Can I have a purple banana?
Anzu:...Would a RED banana suffice, sexy boy?
Duke:....I GUESS...geez....*pissed off for lack of violet colored bananas*
Honda:I'd like to get out of here!THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!
Yugi:*from down the hall-ish*I LOVE YOU, HONDA!!!
Honda:SHUT UP!
Yugi:OKAY!!
~*~
Malik
~*~
Malik:+_= I'll kill 'em...kill 'em all....*picking the lock with...uhh....*
Malik's Guard 1:*standing outside door* .....*humming to Spice Girls song*
Malik:Foolish mortals....*door unlocks.*
Guard 2:.....*rips a fart, tries to contain luaghter*
Guard 1:*snicker* Dude, you totally ripped it.
Guard 2:Yeah, it smells like eggs. *luaghs*
Guard 1:*cries out when he is strangled by Malik*
Guard 2: Eeep!!!
Malik: I HAVE ESCAPED!!!Good Ra, what is that God-awful smell....?
Guard 2:....I let one...
Malik:.....+_=
~*~
In Stardust's office
~*~
Stardust:*listening to Metallica* Yeah, so I dub thee UNFORGIVENNNN!!...
Dr.Orion:STARDUST!!!!
Stardust:Yes?
Dr.Orion:Malik got out!
Stardust:WHAT?!?!?!?
Dr.Orion:I said--
Stardust:I know what you said, you moron! Get the Controll Team!
Dr.Orion:Oki Doki.
~*~
Back in the Cells, about two minutes later
~*~
Dione:Anyone want to hear my letter from Elle?
All:NO!!!
Dione:Okay!*takes out paper* She says:
Dear Dee,
How are you holding up? I hope the doctors there are making you feel at home. Perhaps when you come back you'll be partially sane.
All the neighbors are backing you up! Well, maybe not Ms. Rosenbaulm who's still angry at you for putting her son in a coma. Be sure to take your medication and try not to kill your cellmate.
-_- We wouldn't want a repeat of that little incident at the last mental institution...
I hope you're well. Er, as well as you possibly can be. Remember that if you need anything just write or phone if you're allowed. And finally, I will NOT send you drugs in the mail!!!
Your Sister,
Elle
NOTE TO YOUR DOCTORS: I have only one thing to say...good luck.
Yugi:Aww. That sure was nice of her, Dione.
Dione:I knows it.*beams*
Duke:Why won't she send drugs...?
Dione:I dunno.*sulks*
Yami:....I just got a weird feeling.
Kaiba:....oh no.....
Yami:........like a....PREMONITION.....
All:GASP!(they actually say it.)
Yami:Yeah....
*Malik bursts in, all start screaming*
Malik:*in booming voice* SIIIIIILENCCCCCE!!!!
All:........*someone probably just shit their pants.*
Malik:I COME TO EXTRACT MY REVENGE!!!!
All:........
Malik:Who shall go first?
Jou:TAKE ME, PLEASE!!!
Malik:No, it must be unwillingly. MALIK DESIRES A STRUGGLE!!!!!*muahaha.*
Yami:Why don't you go to hell, Malik?
Malik:YOU SHALL DIE!!!
Yami:Blow me.
Yugi:Koibito...! that's MY job!!!
Malik:*chucks random object at Yami, but it doesn't fit through the bars*
Dione:Wow, what a nutsack.
Ryou:...I think you mean nutCASE, Dione.
Dione:....No...*looks at Ryou like he's stupid*
Ryou:.......You have a dirty mind....
Dione:Sank Yu.
Malik:*still trying to kill Yami*
Yami:*watches, is amused.*
Yugi:*sobbing because he thinks Yami is cheating on him with Malik*
*Stardust comes in with an equivilent to the SWAT team*
Malik:....YOOOU!!!!*lunges at Stardust*
Stardust:*raises eyebrow when Malik falls short by about three feet*
Malik:*lands* Ooof..!~_~
Yami:Yeah, you suck cow cock, Malik!!*points and luaghs*
Yugi:....Do you love me, Yami?
Yami:.....Sure, Yugi.
Yugi:*Is happy!* HOORAY!!*runs out of cell and boogies*
All:*sweatdrop*
~*~
Later, when all is under controll
~*~
Duke: That sure was random, guys.
All:*Agree.*
Duke:I mean, the guy just....ran right in here and tried to kill that one guy.
Yami:I HAVE A NAME, YA KNOW!!
Duke:^^;;
Yugi:Hey, Koibito, what's tomorrow?
Yami:Tuesday.
Yugi:....Okay.
*time passes*
Yugi:Hey, Koibito?
Yami:What??
Yugi:...What happens on Tuesdays?
Yami: Hell if I know, Yugi, now shut UP.
*more time passes*
Yugi:....Koibito?
Yami:.....
Yugi:...Koibito...?
Yami:*reading*....
Yugi:........Hey, Koibito....
Yami:+_= .......
Yugi:HEY!!!!!KOIBITO!!!!HEY!
Yami:.....grr....
Yugi:I'LL SING THAT SONG YOU HATE!
Yami:+_= damn kid....
Yugi:Okay, fine, Koibito. I love yooooou....
Yami:...
Yugi:You love meeeee....
Duke:*interested, decides to watch*
Yugi:WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!?!!!?
Yami:+_=
Dione:Why don't you just get out like you did before?
Yugi:....I did what?
Dione:Nevermind.
Yugi:Oki. ^_^ Anyways, I think I'll just--
Yami:WHAT, YUGI?!?WHAT DO YOU WANT THAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT WE MUST HAVE A FULL CONVERSATION OVER?!??!
Yugi:......*tiny voice*I forget.....
*Chaos ensues*
~*~
Later, at lunchtime...
~*~
Yugi:*in Yami's cell* WOW....that was so hot and kinky.
Yami:*panting*
All forced to watch: OO......
Duke:My virgin eyes...
Jou:.....*hysterical sobbing*
Kaiba:Mmmm...*pretending to be asleep*
*a bell rings, and some guards file in*
Yugi:...Uh-oh.
Yami:*still panting*
Guard 1:Okay, you sick beans, it's time for lunch!
Guard 2:*French accent* Today's spea-shaal-tee eez...
Guards 3-7:Spaghettiiiiii!!
All Guards:YIPPIE!*lead the patients out*
Honda: There are times when I think the guards are the insane ones....
Yami:*pulling shirt on* I can't believe they didn't NOTICE....
~*~
The cafeteria
~*~
Yugi: *singing* I love noodles, I like PASTA! Give me summore, make it FAST-A!!
Yami:*stirs speghetti on his spork* shut up, Yugi.
Duke:...Why do we have to eat with plastic sporks?
Yami:Because Stardust is afraid we'll kill someone.
Dione:That sounds like fun.*manical luaghter*
Yami:It does, but I don't intend on visiting 867 again this week.
Yugi:....Why aren't you eating, Koibito?
Yami: *gives Yugi a loathing look* because I _hate_ you.
Yugi:^_^ I love you too.
Jou: I'll have to throw this all up later.
Kaiba:Aaah, feels good to be on my own home turf.*hums American national anthem*
*time passes, back in the cells*
Yami:*moooooans*
All:.....
Yami:Holy shit....
Yugi:....Are you okay, koibito?
Yami:ow.
Yugi:Awww.....
Dione:What's wrong with him?
Yugi:I dunno, maybe he's gonna wretch.
Dione:....oh, okay.
Yami: *mumbles to himself*
Duke:Does he do this often?
Yugi:whenever they serve pasta...
~*~
Later, almost done with sessions
~*~
Yugi:*walks into Stardust's office* Hi, I love you!!
Stardust:...Sit down, Yugi.
Yugi:Okay.^_^
Stardust:Now..*turns to Orion* Has he relapsed?
Dr.Orion:Not that I know of.
Stardust:*turns back to Yugi* Allright, Yugi. I need you to tell me something.
Yugi:*whisper* oh, okay.
Stardust:Why do you love me?
Yugi:....*thinky face*.....
Stardust:....Yugi?
Yugi:I'm thinkin', dammit!!
Stardust:Okay, take your time.
*time passes*
Yugi:I KNOW!!!
Stardust:*startled*
Yugi:I just do.
Stardust:*slaps forehead*....Okay...allright....Yugi, you may love everyone you meet if this satifies you.
Yugi:Okay.
Stardust:Just don't TELL them.
Yugi:....The how will they know I love them?
Stardust:I dunno, make them a tikibean sandwich.
Yugi:*interested* Oooh, whassat?
Stardust:....anyways...
~*~
The cells
~*~
Yami:I hate cafeteria food....
Dione:Me too...
All:*assorted moaning*
Duke:ugh....*rubs stomache* why does my tummy hurt?
Kiaba:The enemy obviously tried to poison us.
Duke: Oh....shit.
All:*agree*
Dr.Orion:*enters with Yugi*Okay, Dione is next!
Yugi:Before I enter my cell, I'd like you all to know that while I do have a deep affection for you, it is merely platonical, with the exception of my koibito.
Yami:I HATE YOU, YUGI!!!I FUCKING _HATE_ YOU!!!!!
Yugi:Here, Yami, have a tikibean sandwich.^_^*hands Yami a sandwich.*
Yami:*thinks he's gonna be sick*
~*~
Office
~*~
Dione:.....
Stardust:Okay. So, you have split personalities, and can be dangerous...
Dione:Is that a problem?
Stardust:...Dione, why do you think you're here?
Dione:....Because Elle said she'd give me a Hershey's bar.
Stardust:*moans*
~*~
The cells
~*~
Yugi:KOIBITO!!Are you okay?
Yami:No.
Yugi:EVERYONE ELSE!! Are you okay?
All:*moans*
Yugi:Wow. Maybe it was the pasta.
Yami:Maybe it's your presence!!!
Yugi:Why haven't you thanked me for that lovely sandwich I made you?*husband-wife scene*
Yami:Yugi, I probably got food poisoning. I'm not eating anything.
Yugi:*hands on hips* Oh, you'll eat it and LIKE it, Mr.Man.
Yami:...No I won't. Why are you acting like my mother?
Yugi:YOUR MOTHER?!?...*sobs*
Yami:Yeah, go ahead and cry, bitch, see if I care.*throws sandwich at Yugi*
Sandwich:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!*WHACK, right into the back of Yugi's head*
Yugi:OO......I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, YAMI!!!!!*sobsobsob*
Yami:*luaghs*
Dione:*enters with Dr.Orion* I am NOT crazy....
Dr.Orion:Well, we have one more patient today. Yami?
Yami:Hmmm?
Dr.Orion:....uhm...okay....You have to go see Stardust.
Yami:But I don't feel good.
Dr.Orion:*scoff* Whull, whaddya think I am, a DOCTOR?
Yami:...I won't say anything.....
~*~
Office again
~*~
Stardust:Yami, you need to keep your anger down.
Yami:No I don't. Yugi needs to stop singing that song.
Yugi:*off in the distance* I LOVE YOU!YOU LOVE ME! WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!?!...
Stardust:....yes, well, we talked about that, Yami. Now, by getting angry and yelling, you're only encouraging Yugi.
Yami:So?
Stardust:He's going to relapse!
Yami:.....So?
Stardust:*slaps forehead* Okay. Why are you so angry, Yami?
Yami:Just because.
Stardust:Stop being difficult, now give me a straight answer!!
Yami:Oh, so my other answer was homosexual?
Stardust:DAMMIT, YAMI!!!
Yami:...Now who's getting angry?*sneer*
~*~
Owari for now!^_^
So, all that was planned on Sunday's episode that did not occur will happen today, Monday.
Also, I'm sorry I had to remove Yami Yekitenno's review. Sorry sorry sorry, but I said in chapter two that if anymore things like that came in, they'd have to be removed. Wait untill I ask for it.
~*~
'If-I-could-have-anything' conversation' at breakfast
~*~
Yami: If I could have one thing right now, it'd be a sleeping pill. Or some ecstasy.*pokes eggs*
Yugi:If I could have anything......I would have a her-pleasure condom and some bath beads.
Yami:*furiously chucks a dinner plate at Yugi!!*
Yugi:Oh, this still has bacon bits on it!THANK YOU KOIBITO!!!!
Yami:Shut up.
Kaiba:If I could have anything, it'd be a jet home...good old US of A...
Yami:Kaiba, you're from Japan.
Kaiba:How dare you accuse me of joining the enemy!
Jou:I'd have a friend....I'm so lonely....
Yugi:I love you, Jou!!
Jou:*sobs*
Ryou:....Bakura says he wants a butcher's knife, and I'd like a kitty.^-^
Honda:...You realize that your other personallity would just sacrifice your kitty to Ra, right?
Ryou:....*sad look*
Mokuba:Wuff.
Duke:I would want more eggs!*scarfs down nasty fried eggs*
Anzu:I would do ANYTHING for you, Duke-y.
Duke:*blinks*...Can I have a purple banana?
Anzu:...Would a RED banana suffice, sexy boy?
Duke:....I GUESS...geez....*pissed off for lack of violet colored bananas*
Honda:I'd like to get out of here!THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!
Yugi:*from down the hall-ish*I LOVE YOU, HONDA!!!
Honda:SHUT UP!
Yugi:OKAY!!
~*~
Malik
~*~
Malik:+_= I'll kill 'em...kill 'em all....*picking the lock with...uhh....*
Malik's Guard 1:*standing outside door* .....*humming to Spice Girls song*
Malik:Foolish mortals....*door unlocks.*
Guard 2:.....*rips a fart, tries to contain luaghter*
Guard 1:*snicker* Dude, you totally ripped it.
Guard 2:Yeah, it smells like eggs. *luaghs*
Guard 1:*cries out when he is strangled by Malik*
Guard 2: Eeep!!!
Malik: I HAVE ESCAPED!!!Good Ra, what is that God-awful smell....?
Guard 2:....I let one...
Malik:.....+_=
~*~
In Stardust's office
~*~
Stardust:*listening to Metallica* Yeah, so I dub thee UNFORGIVENNNN!!...
Dr.Orion:STARDUST!!!!
Stardust:Yes?
Dr.Orion:Malik got out!
Stardust:WHAT?!?!?!?
Dr.Orion:I said--
Stardust:I know what you said, you moron! Get the Controll Team!
Dr.Orion:Oki Doki.
~*~
Back in the Cells, about two minutes later
~*~
Dione:Anyone want to hear my letter from Elle?
All:NO!!!
Dione:Okay!*takes out paper* She says:
Dear Dee,
How are you holding up? I hope the doctors there are making you feel at home. Perhaps when you come back you'll be partially sane.
All the neighbors are backing you up! Well, maybe not Ms. Rosenbaulm who's still angry at you for putting her son in a coma. Be sure to take your medication and try not to kill your cellmate.
-_- We wouldn't want a repeat of that little incident at the last mental institution...
I hope you're well. Er, as well as you possibly can be. Remember that if you need anything just write or phone if you're allowed. And finally, I will NOT send you drugs in the mail!!!
Your Sister,
Elle
NOTE TO YOUR DOCTORS: I have only one thing to say...good luck.
Yugi:Aww. That sure was nice of her, Dione.
Dione:I knows it.*beams*
Duke:Why won't she send drugs...?
Dione:I dunno.*sulks*
Yami:....I just got a weird feeling.
Kaiba:....oh no.....
Yami:........like a....PREMONITION.....
All:GASP!(they actually say it.)
Yami:Yeah....
*Malik bursts in, all start screaming*
Malik:*in booming voice* SIIIIIILENCCCCCE!!!!
All:........*someone probably just shit their pants.*
Malik:I COME TO EXTRACT MY REVENGE!!!!
All:........
Malik:Who shall go first?
Jou:TAKE ME, PLEASE!!!
Malik:No, it must be unwillingly. MALIK DESIRES A STRUGGLE!!!!!*muahaha.*
Yami:Why don't you go to hell, Malik?
Malik:YOU SHALL DIE!!!
Yami:Blow me.
Yugi:Koibito...! that's MY job!!!
Malik:*chucks random object at Yami, but it doesn't fit through the bars*
Dione:Wow, what a nutsack.
Ryou:...I think you mean nutCASE, Dione.
Dione:....No...*looks at Ryou like he's stupid*
Ryou:.......You have a dirty mind....
Dione:Sank Yu.
Malik:*still trying to kill Yami*
Yami:*watches, is amused.*
Yugi:*sobbing because he thinks Yami is cheating on him with Malik*
*Stardust comes in with an equivilent to the SWAT team*
Malik:....YOOOU!!!!*lunges at Stardust*
Stardust:*raises eyebrow when Malik falls short by about three feet*
Malik:*lands* Ooof..!~_~
Yami:Yeah, you suck cow cock, Malik!!*points and luaghs*
Yugi:....Do you love me, Yami?
Yami:.....Sure, Yugi.
Yugi:*Is happy!* HOORAY!!*runs out of cell and boogies*
All:*sweatdrop*
~*~
Later, when all is under controll
~*~
Duke: That sure was random, guys.
All:*Agree.*
Duke:I mean, the guy just....ran right in here and tried to kill that one guy.
Yami:I HAVE A NAME, YA KNOW!!
Duke:^^;;
Yugi:Hey, Koibito, what's tomorrow?
Yami:Tuesday.
Yugi:....Okay.
*time passes*
Yugi:Hey, Koibito?
Yami:What??
Yugi:...What happens on Tuesdays?
Yami: Hell if I know, Yugi, now shut UP.
*more time passes*
Yugi:....Koibito?
Yami:.....
Yugi:...Koibito...?
Yami:*reading*....
Yugi:........Hey, Koibito....
Yami:+_= .......
Yugi:HEY!!!!!KOIBITO!!!!HEY!
Yami:.....grr....
Yugi:I'LL SING THAT SONG YOU HATE!
Yami:+_= damn kid....
Yugi:Okay, fine, Koibito. I love yooooou....
Yami:...
Yugi:You love meeeee....
Duke:*interested, decides to watch*
Yugi:WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!?!!!?
Yami:+_=
Dione:Why don't you just get out like you did before?
Yugi:....I did what?
Dione:Nevermind.
Yugi:Oki. ^_^ Anyways, I think I'll just--
Yami:WHAT, YUGI?!?WHAT DO YOU WANT THAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT WE MUST HAVE A FULL CONVERSATION OVER?!??!
Yugi:......*tiny voice*I forget.....
*Chaos ensues*
~*~
Later, at lunchtime...
~*~
Yugi:*in Yami's cell* WOW....that was so hot and kinky.
Yami:*panting*
All forced to watch: OO......
Duke:My virgin eyes...
Jou:.....*hysterical sobbing*
Kaiba:Mmmm...*pretending to be asleep*
*a bell rings, and some guards file in*
Yugi:...Uh-oh.
Yami:*still panting*
Guard 1:Okay, you sick beans, it's time for lunch!
Guard 2:*French accent* Today's spea-shaal-tee eez...
Guards 3-7:Spaghettiiiiii!!
All Guards:YIPPIE!*lead the patients out*
Honda: There are times when I think the guards are the insane ones....
Yami:*pulling shirt on* I can't believe they didn't NOTICE....
~*~
The cafeteria
~*~
Yugi: *singing* I love noodles, I like PASTA! Give me summore, make it FAST-A!!
Yami:*stirs speghetti on his spork* shut up, Yugi.
Duke:...Why do we have to eat with plastic sporks?
Yami:Because Stardust is afraid we'll kill someone.
Dione:That sounds like fun.*manical luaghter*
Yami:It does, but I don't intend on visiting 867 again this week.
Yugi:....Why aren't you eating, Koibito?
Yami: *gives Yugi a loathing look* because I _hate_ you.
Yugi:^_^ I love you too.
Jou: I'll have to throw this all up later.
Kaiba:Aaah, feels good to be on my own home turf.*hums American national anthem*
*time passes, back in the cells*
Yami:*moooooans*
All:.....
Yami:Holy shit....
Yugi:....Are you okay, koibito?
Yami:ow.
Yugi:Awww.....
Dione:What's wrong with him?
Yugi:I dunno, maybe he's gonna wretch.
Dione:....oh, okay.
Yami: *mumbles to himself*
Duke:Does he do this often?
Yugi:whenever they serve pasta...
~*~
Later, almost done with sessions
~*~
Yugi:*walks into Stardust's office* Hi, I love you!!
Stardust:...Sit down, Yugi.
Yugi:Okay.^_^
Stardust:Now..*turns to Orion* Has he relapsed?
Dr.Orion:Not that I know of.
Stardust:*turns back to Yugi* Allright, Yugi. I need you to tell me something.
Yugi:*whisper* oh, okay.
Stardust:Why do you love me?
Yugi:....*thinky face*.....
Stardust:....Yugi?
Yugi:I'm thinkin', dammit!!
Stardust:Okay, take your time.
*time passes*
Yugi:I KNOW!!!
Stardust:*startled*
Yugi:I just do.
Stardust:*slaps forehead*....Okay...allright....Yugi, you may love everyone you meet if this satifies you.
Yugi:Okay.
Stardust:Just don't TELL them.
Yugi:....The how will they know I love them?
Stardust:I dunno, make them a tikibean sandwich.
Yugi:*interested* Oooh, whassat?
Stardust:....anyways...
~*~
The cells
~*~
Yami:I hate cafeteria food....
Dione:Me too...
All:*assorted moaning*
Duke:ugh....*rubs stomache* why does my tummy hurt?
Kiaba:The enemy obviously tried to poison us.
Duke: Oh....shit.
All:*agree*
Dr.Orion:*enters with Yugi*Okay, Dione is next!
Yugi:Before I enter my cell, I'd like you all to know that while I do have a deep affection for you, it is merely platonical, with the exception of my koibito.
Yami:I HATE YOU, YUGI!!!I FUCKING _HATE_ YOU!!!!!
Yugi:Here, Yami, have a tikibean sandwich.^_^*hands Yami a sandwich.*
Yami:*thinks he's gonna be sick*
~*~
Office
~*~
Dione:.....
Stardust:Okay. So, you have split personalities, and can be dangerous...
Dione:Is that a problem?
Stardust:...Dione, why do you think you're here?
Dione:....Because Elle said she'd give me a Hershey's bar.
Stardust:*moans*
~*~
The cells
~*~
Yugi:KOIBITO!!Are you okay?
Yami:No.
Yugi:EVERYONE ELSE!! Are you okay?
All:*moans*
Yugi:Wow. Maybe it was the pasta.
Yami:Maybe it's your presence!!!
Yugi:Why haven't you thanked me for that lovely sandwich I made you?*husband-wife scene*
Yami:Yugi, I probably got food poisoning. I'm not eating anything.
Yugi:*hands on hips* Oh, you'll eat it and LIKE it, Mr.Man.
Yami:...No I won't. Why are you acting like my mother?
Yugi:YOUR MOTHER?!?...*sobs*
Yami:Yeah, go ahead and cry, bitch, see if I care.*throws sandwich at Yugi*
Sandwich:Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!*WHACK, right into the back of Yugi's head*
Yugi:OO......I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE, YAMI!!!!!*sobsobsob*
Yami:*luaghs*
Dione:*enters with Dr.Orion* I am NOT crazy....
Dr.Orion:Well, we have one more patient today. Yami?
Yami:Hmmm?
Dr.Orion:....uhm...okay....You have to go see Stardust.
Yami:But I don't feel good.
Dr.Orion:*scoff* Whull, whaddya think I am, a DOCTOR?
Yami:...I won't say anything.....
~*~
Office again
~*~
Stardust:Yami, you need to keep your anger down.
Yami:No I don't. Yugi needs to stop singing that song.
Yugi:*off in the distance* I LOVE YOU!YOU LOVE ME! WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH ME?!?!...
Stardust:....yes, well, we talked about that, Yami. Now, by getting angry and yelling, you're only encouraging Yugi.
Yami:So?
Stardust:He's going to relapse!
Yami:.....So?
Stardust:*slaps forehead* Okay. Why are you so angry, Yami?
Yami:Just because.
Stardust:Stop being difficult, now give me a straight answer!!
Yami:Oh, so my other answer was homosexual?
Stardust:DAMMIT, YAMI!!!
Yami:...Now who's getting angry?*sneer*
~*~
Owari for now!^_^