Disclaimer- you know that I don't own it!
Author's note- Alright, I know Aragorn is pretty messy too! But hey, he looked like he took a bath while he was in Rivindell at lest. Boromir's hair was greasy even then!
A Poem for Boromir
By Mona Lisa
Greasy man of Gondor,
How dirty your hair is,
I watch you and I wonder,
"How did you make it this?"
Dear Greasy Son of Gondor,
When was it you last bathed?
Did you bathe when you were ten,
Then never took a bath again?
Oh Greasy Man of Gondor,
With your sword and sheild,
We thought you were invincable,
But suddenly you're killed.
Fair Greasy Man of Gondor,
May your grease live on,
For it will become legend,
Even though you're gone.
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RIP, Boromir
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I really don't mean to be mean to Boromir, but it is kinda fun. Really,
he's one of my favorite characters, kinda strange, considering I used to
hate the guy. Review, Please!?