Yay! Another chapter! Oh joy! I know *you're* excited!
(*deep breaths*) Okay, I'm cool now.
THANK YOU, PEOPLE! Oh, I feel special, I love reviews.
Note to Ryoken: THANK YOU SO MUCH! Aw, crap, I knew I forgot *someone*. Hell, I probably forgot more than just *someone*. And, you know, I really *hate* Lance, so now I get to *torture* him! (*evil laughter*) Again, thank you.
And now, without further ado....Things the X-Men Would Never Say....chapter two (hey, I rhymed).
***
21. Lance: I'm sorry for yelling at you, Scott! Look, the only reason I'm so angry with you is because of the sexual tension! (*grabs Scott and kisses him*)
Scott: I feel like such a whore.
22. Magneto (sad): I must speak with you, Charles. This whole time...all these years...I did all these terrible things just to spite you. I'm sorry. It was the...sexual tension. (*grabs Xavier and gives him a smooch*)
(Note: this is beginnning to be become a theme - *evil laughter*)
23. Lance: Fuck off, Kitty! (Note: DAMN HIM FOR NOT SAYING THIS!)
24. (Note: Ooh! Ooh! How 'bout this one?) Kitty: Like, fuck off, Lance. (Note: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
25. Rahne: Professor, I've been thinking, and I really feel that I should have a line. Just a little one. A scream, maybe.
26. Sunspot: I love the moon! I mean- the sun! My bad!
27. Bobby: (*shivers*) Is it cold in here? Or is it just me?
28. Professor: (*farts*)
29. Professor: (*reads "The Greatest Generation" by Tom Brokaw -the bastard- and laughs the entire way through*)
30. Ray: Everyone! Get over here! (*they walk over*) You know, I love you guys. Group hug!
31. Rogue: (*same*)
32. Beast: Please, call me Mr. McCoy.
33. Ororo: I'm a snow plow, not a weather-witch.
34. Kurt (in response to Ororo's hair-dying party thingie from the previous chapter - remember?): Me first! Can we dye my fur orange?
35. Jean (giving herself a pep talk in the mirror): You suck, Jean Gray! You *suck*! Everyone thinks that you're okay, but you know the truth: you suck ass! Hell, you don't even have a codename. (*thinks for a minute*) Hey. Maybe...Marvel Girl?
36. Remy: Damn, I wish I was on the show.
37. Beast: (*puts on jeans and leather jacket*) Hey, Logan. Can I borrow your motorcycle?
38. Scott (to Kurt): Yeah, you can borrow my car. But on one condition: I get to use your image inducer for a day. I've learned that chicks really *do* dig the fuzzy dude.
39. Amara: I don't deserve this. It's too good for me.
40. Jubilee: Dammit! Why do I have to look so much like Amara?!
***
Okay, so not all of these are all that funny, but...well, I thought they were funny! And so did my step-brother (my lovely assistant, Pierre). (*Pierre strikes a pose.*) By the way, if you haven't read "The Greatest Generation," don't, 'cause it's the most bigoted & sexist book I've ever read. DAMN YOU TOM BROKAW! Sorry about that. I have to vent this stuff somewhere.
I'm so glad you guys liked my first chapter. Tell me if you enjoyed this one, 'cause I *love* writing these things.
Hey, and if you liked this...try reading some of my other fics (shameless plugging *rules*!).
Allright, I'll shut up and let you review.
:D
(*deep breaths*) Okay, I'm cool now.
THANK YOU, PEOPLE! Oh, I feel special, I love reviews.
Note to Ryoken: THANK YOU SO MUCH! Aw, crap, I knew I forgot *someone*. Hell, I probably forgot more than just *someone*. And, you know, I really *hate* Lance, so now I get to *torture* him! (*evil laughter*) Again, thank you.
And now, without further ado....Things the X-Men Would Never Say....chapter two (hey, I rhymed).
***
21. Lance: I'm sorry for yelling at you, Scott! Look, the only reason I'm so angry with you is because of the sexual tension! (*grabs Scott and kisses him*)
Scott: I feel like such a whore.
22. Magneto (sad): I must speak with you, Charles. This whole time...all these years...I did all these terrible things just to spite you. I'm sorry. It was the...sexual tension. (*grabs Xavier and gives him a smooch*)
(Note: this is beginnning to be become a theme - *evil laughter*)
23. Lance: Fuck off, Kitty! (Note: DAMN HIM FOR NOT SAYING THIS!)
24. (Note: Ooh! Ooh! How 'bout this one?) Kitty: Like, fuck off, Lance. (Note: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
25. Rahne: Professor, I've been thinking, and I really feel that I should have a line. Just a little one. A scream, maybe.
26. Sunspot: I love the moon! I mean- the sun! My bad!
27. Bobby: (*shivers*) Is it cold in here? Or is it just me?
28. Professor: (*farts*)
29. Professor: (*reads "The Greatest Generation" by Tom Brokaw -the bastard- and laughs the entire way through*)
30. Ray: Everyone! Get over here! (*they walk over*) You know, I love you guys. Group hug!
31. Rogue: (*same*)
32. Beast: Please, call me Mr. McCoy.
33. Ororo: I'm a snow plow, not a weather-witch.
34. Kurt (in response to Ororo's hair-dying party thingie from the previous chapter - remember?): Me first! Can we dye my fur orange?
35. Jean (giving herself a pep talk in the mirror): You suck, Jean Gray! You *suck*! Everyone thinks that you're okay, but you know the truth: you suck ass! Hell, you don't even have a codename. (*thinks for a minute*) Hey. Maybe...Marvel Girl?
36. Remy: Damn, I wish I was on the show.
37. Beast: (*puts on jeans and leather jacket*) Hey, Logan. Can I borrow your motorcycle?
38. Scott (to Kurt): Yeah, you can borrow my car. But on one condition: I get to use your image inducer for a day. I've learned that chicks really *do* dig the fuzzy dude.
39. Amara: I don't deserve this. It's too good for me.
40. Jubilee: Dammit! Why do I have to look so much like Amara?!
***
Okay, so not all of these are all that funny, but...well, I thought they were funny! And so did my step-brother (my lovely assistant, Pierre). (*Pierre strikes a pose.*) By the way, if you haven't read "The Greatest Generation," don't, 'cause it's the most bigoted & sexist book I've ever read. DAMN YOU TOM BROKAW! Sorry about that. I have to vent this stuff somewhere.
I'm so glad you guys liked my first chapter. Tell me if you enjoyed this one, 'cause I *love* writing these things.
Hey, and if you liked this...try reading some of my other fics (shameless plugging *rules*!).
Allright, I'll shut up and let you review.
:D