Whoo-hoo, I'm back! Sorry, I kinda lacked inspiration there for awhile...but with the new episode 'n' all (it's been sittin' heavy on my mind for a week...inspiration!), I (and my lovely assistant, Pierre) came up with some new silliness to post. Enjoy!
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41. Wanda (to Pietro): (*glomps him*) I love you. You're the best brother ever!
(Note: 'Kay, I know this is kinda cliché by now, but oh well.)
42. Wanda (to Magneto over the 'phone): Hey, Dad, I forgive you for everything, so...moving on, would you like to get the whole family together and have a barbecue?
43. Tabitha (to Mystique, haltingly): Listen, I'm sorry about the whole 'blowing up your room' thing...if you want, I'll repair it for you. I was just going to ask you...will you be my mommy? (Note: she's supposed to say this all friendly-like)
44. Pietro (to Toad, about Wanda - Note: I'm kinda on a Wanda spree, aren't I?): Actually, she's my sister *and* my ex-girlfriend.
45. Scott: Hey, guys, look! If I open my eyes without my visor, nothing happens! See? (*opens his eyes, blows half the mansion out into the street*) Oops.
46. Kitty (going to phase): Alright, see you later!
Wall: Thump!
Kitty: Owwww....
47. Mystique: I'm so sorry, boys. I used you, I manipulated you to my will. From now on, I'm going to try and be a perfect guardian to you. We'll turn this place around! (*Shapeshifts into June Cleaver*)Cookies, anyone?
48. Todd: (*gets the girl*)
49. Fred (to teacher): God's bread, it makes me mad! Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play, alone, in company, *still* my care hath been to have her matched! And having now provided a gentleman of noble parentage, of fair demenes, youthful, and nobly trained - stuffed, as they say, with honorable parts, proportioned as one's thought would wish a man! Then to have a wretched, puling fool, a whining mammet in her fortune's tender, to answer: I'll not wed, I cannot love, I am too young, I pray you, pardon me! But an you will not wed, I'll pardon thee: graze where you will, you shall not house with me.
Teacher: Thank you, Fred, that's precisely what I asked for. (*Turns to class*) *That* is Capulet's speech. I hope you will learn things like this in time class, but, unfortunately for you, this is *way* above your level. (Note: I know this is long, but I like to show off my knowledge. :D)
50. Evan: (*glomps Pietro*)
51. (Note: this is a very silly pun that my lovely assistant, Pierre, came up with. Forgive me for posting it.) Amara (to Hank): Mr. Hank, you're the Real McCoy!
52. Kurt (to Hank - Note: this is beginning to become a habit): Wait a second...Mr. McCoy - I'm fuzzy...and you're fuzzy...we're both blue...are you my *DAD*?
53. Duncan: (*takes Jean out for a really romantic date - pays more than ten dollars for food*)
54. Magneto: I don't get it. How is it that I can move *every* metal around when I'm supposed to have *magnetic* powers?
Magneto's Henchman: I don't know, sir. All I know is...whenever you come by my computer, it's ruined and I have to get a new one.
55. Scott: If you really want to know why I won't take off my sunglasses, Taryn, I'll tell you: I'm a mutant.
Taryn: Pfft, you are such a dork! I didn't *really* want to know, y'ass! I was just using your glasses as a symbol for your pants! (Note: Taryn is *such* a slut, in my humble opinion.)
56. Amanda: Actually, Kurt, I've been stalking you. That's why I know about your abilities and your looks. So, wanna kiss me? Or do you just want to see my stalker-notes?
57. Rogue: Scott, do you think Pietro would ever ask me out? I like him *soooooooo* much!
Scott: Ha! Him asking you out is almost as likely as me developing a personality! (Note: I *love* responding to fans' reviews)
58. Lance: Hey, guys, did you ever notice that I look like I'm wearing an upside-fishbowl on my head when I wear my costume? Just wondering.
Todd: Yeah, well, at least you don't have to wear something that makes you look like Eye-gor from Young Frankenstein (Note: I love that movie, don't you?)
59. Everyone at Bayville High: Yeah, we know you're mutants. We just never said anything, 'cause we didn't want to embarrass you.
Scott: How did you know that we're mutants? (*Jean whacks Scott upside the head for confirming the students' belief*)
Everyone at Bayville High: Well, it's pretty obvious from the way you guys are constantly destroying stuff around town. I mean, geez, if you wanted to be discreet, you could've stopped blowing stuff up a long time ago.
60. Professor: Merde. (Note: Hee-hee, movie reference, Captain Picard's french!)
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Ta-da! (*Does a coupla backflips*) Aren't you proud of me? And my lovely assistant, Pierre? Pierre, take a bow (*Pierre bows with a flourish*). 'Kay, now that we're done with *that*...tell us if it was funny! Please? And tell us what you liked, that way we can add *even more* insanity to Fanfiction.net.
:D
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41. Wanda (to Pietro): (*glomps him*) I love you. You're the best brother ever!
(Note: 'Kay, I know this is kinda cliché by now, but oh well.)
42. Wanda (to Magneto over the 'phone): Hey, Dad, I forgive you for everything, so...moving on, would you like to get the whole family together and have a barbecue?
43. Tabitha (to Mystique, haltingly): Listen, I'm sorry about the whole 'blowing up your room' thing...if you want, I'll repair it for you. I was just going to ask you...will you be my mommy? (Note: she's supposed to say this all friendly-like)
44. Pietro (to Toad, about Wanda - Note: I'm kinda on a Wanda spree, aren't I?): Actually, she's my sister *and* my ex-girlfriend.
45. Scott: Hey, guys, look! If I open my eyes without my visor, nothing happens! See? (*opens his eyes, blows half the mansion out into the street*) Oops.
46. Kitty (going to phase): Alright, see you later!
Wall: Thump!
Kitty: Owwww....
47. Mystique: I'm so sorry, boys. I used you, I manipulated you to my will. From now on, I'm going to try and be a perfect guardian to you. We'll turn this place around! (*Shapeshifts into June Cleaver*)Cookies, anyone?
48. Todd: (*gets the girl*)
49. Fred (to teacher): God's bread, it makes me mad! Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play, alone, in company, *still* my care hath been to have her matched! And having now provided a gentleman of noble parentage, of fair demenes, youthful, and nobly trained - stuffed, as they say, with honorable parts, proportioned as one's thought would wish a man! Then to have a wretched, puling fool, a whining mammet in her fortune's tender, to answer: I'll not wed, I cannot love, I am too young, I pray you, pardon me! But an you will not wed, I'll pardon thee: graze where you will, you shall not house with me.
Teacher: Thank you, Fred, that's precisely what I asked for. (*Turns to class*) *That* is Capulet's speech. I hope you will learn things like this in time class, but, unfortunately for you, this is *way* above your level. (Note: I know this is long, but I like to show off my knowledge. :D)
50. Evan: (*glomps Pietro*)
51. (Note: this is a very silly pun that my lovely assistant, Pierre, came up with. Forgive me for posting it.) Amara (to Hank): Mr. Hank, you're the Real McCoy!
52. Kurt (to Hank - Note: this is beginning to become a habit): Wait a second...Mr. McCoy - I'm fuzzy...and you're fuzzy...we're both blue...are you my *DAD*?
53. Duncan: (*takes Jean out for a really romantic date - pays more than ten dollars for food*)
54. Magneto: I don't get it. How is it that I can move *every* metal around when I'm supposed to have *magnetic* powers?
Magneto's Henchman: I don't know, sir. All I know is...whenever you come by my computer, it's ruined and I have to get a new one.
55. Scott: If you really want to know why I won't take off my sunglasses, Taryn, I'll tell you: I'm a mutant.
Taryn: Pfft, you are such a dork! I didn't *really* want to know, y'ass! I was just using your glasses as a symbol for your pants! (Note: Taryn is *such* a slut, in my humble opinion.)
56. Amanda: Actually, Kurt, I've been stalking you. That's why I know about your abilities and your looks. So, wanna kiss me? Or do you just want to see my stalker-notes?
57. Rogue: Scott, do you think Pietro would ever ask me out? I like him *soooooooo* much!
Scott: Ha! Him asking you out is almost as likely as me developing a personality! (Note: I *love* responding to fans' reviews)
58. Lance: Hey, guys, did you ever notice that I look like I'm wearing an upside-fishbowl on my head when I wear my costume? Just wondering.
Todd: Yeah, well, at least you don't have to wear something that makes you look like Eye-gor from Young Frankenstein (Note: I love that movie, don't you?)
59. Everyone at Bayville High: Yeah, we know you're mutants. We just never said anything, 'cause we didn't want to embarrass you.
Scott: How did you know that we're mutants? (*Jean whacks Scott upside the head for confirming the students' belief*)
Everyone at Bayville High: Well, it's pretty obvious from the way you guys are constantly destroying stuff around town. I mean, geez, if you wanted to be discreet, you could've stopped blowing stuff up a long time ago.
60. Professor: Merde. (Note: Hee-hee, movie reference, Captain Picard's french!)
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Ta-da! (*Does a coupla backflips*) Aren't you proud of me? And my lovely assistant, Pierre? Pierre, take a bow (*Pierre bows with a flourish*). 'Kay, now that we're done with *that*...tell us if it was funny! Please? And tell us what you liked, that way we can add *even more* insanity to Fanfiction.net.
:D