***
61. Mystique (throwing open the door to the Brotherhood house. Get ready for it folks, a big Independence Day style): Hello, boys! I'm BAA-ACK!
62. Wanda (seeing Todd in Quicksilver's costume): Wowza! Forget about Magneto, I'm staying here!
63. Rogue: Hey, Kitty, what's Kurt doing without his holo-projector on...in school? ...Naked?
Kitty (enthralled with the sight on the roof): I don't know, but I hope he doesn't stop what he's doing up there soon.
Amanda (averting her eyes): That's it! I am *so* dumping him! (Note: Why, X- Men: Evolution writers, why?! Have him go out with Kitty! She just dumped Lance, she's totally available! ::despairs::)
64. Logan: Guess what, Chuck.
Xavier: What is it, Logan?
Logan (busts out): I'M OLDER THAN YOU! (*he runs out the half-finished mansion's door, squealing*) Whee-hee-hee-hee-HEE!
65. Kitty (to Remy, who happens to be passing by): Hey, wanna make out?
Remy: Sorry, petite, mais I don't even *touch* a girl unless I've been going out with her for several years.
Rogue: (*dives for Remy*)
66. Scott: Jean, honey? Listen, I hate to be telling you this after our passionate five-year love affair, but... (*sighs*) I'm gay. I've been seeing Duncan Matthews behind your back.
Duncan: I feel so used.
67. Pietro (in response to Storm's hair-dying party from the first section): (*ambles in lazily*) Can I borrow the blue dye? Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
68. Pietro: Are you kidding?! My father's an *asshole*!
69. Kurt: (*tangoes*)
70. Scott: I got contacts! Yay!
71. Rogue: (*grabs Remy and kisses him*)
Remy: (*Thud*)
Rogue (to Remy's prone body): Oops. Sorry. Forgot for a minute, there.
72. Kitty: (*stops saying "like"*)
73. Beast: You are so smart. I wish I could be like you.
74. Jamie: Girls? I love 'em! No, really. I don't think kissing is icky or anything....really!
75. Jean: Whoo-hoo! I've quit the cheerleading team--I'm going to join a punk band! (*wanders off in search of Ororo's hair-dying party*)
76. Logan (to Kitty): Are you kidding?! I'd *love* to chaperone your driving! Please, allow me to yell at any assholes who point out your errors! (Note: He's not being sarcastic here, folks...)
77. Logan (to Sabretooth): But we never *cuddle.*
78. Ororo: I'll take the elevator.
79. Kitty: Guess what, guys?!
Everyone (excitedly): What?!
Kitty: I, like, totally got a FIVE on my AP Calc test! Whoo!
80. Piotr: Ow! You *dented* me! (*goes off to sulk in a corner*)
***
That's right, folks, I completed an entire chapter without the assistance of Pierre (*a pouty face from Pierre*). Meet my *new* lovely assistant: John! (*cheering from all sides*) (*John takes a bow*) So. Tell me what you think. What's your favorite one? No, really--I want to know. In other words: REVIEW! AUGH!
61. Mystique (throwing open the door to the Brotherhood house. Get ready for it folks, a big Independence Day style): Hello, boys! I'm BAA-ACK!
62. Wanda (seeing Todd in Quicksilver's costume): Wowza! Forget about Magneto, I'm staying here!
63. Rogue: Hey, Kitty, what's Kurt doing without his holo-projector on...in school? ...Naked?
Kitty (enthralled with the sight on the roof): I don't know, but I hope he doesn't stop what he's doing up there soon.
Amanda (averting her eyes): That's it! I am *so* dumping him! (Note: Why, X- Men: Evolution writers, why?! Have him go out with Kitty! She just dumped Lance, she's totally available! ::despairs::)
64. Logan: Guess what, Chuck.
Xavier: What is it, Logan?
Logan (busts out): I'M OLDER THAN YOU! (*he runs out the half-finished mansion's door, squealing*) Whee-hee-hee-hee-HEE!
65. Kitty (to Remy, who happens to be passing by): Hey, wanna make out?
Remy: Sorry, petite, mais I don't even *touch* a girl unless I've been going out with her for several years.
Rogue: (*dives for Remy*)
66. Scott: Jean, honey? Listen, I hate to be telling you this after our passionate five-year love affair, but... (*sighs*) I'm gay. I've been seeing Duncan Matthews behind your back.
Duncan: I feel so used.
67. Pietro (in response to Storm's hair-dying party from the first section): (*ambles in lazily*) Can I borrow the blue dye? Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
68. Pietro: Are you kidding?! My father's an *asshole*!
69. Kurt: (*tangoes*)
70. Scott: I got contacts! Yay!
71. Rogue: (*grabs Remy and kisses him*)
Remy: (*Thud*)
Rogue (to Remy's prone body): Oops. Sorry. Forgot for a minute, there.
72. Kitty: (*stops saying "like"*)
73. Beast: You are so smart. I wish I could be like you.
74. Jamie: Girls? I love 'em! No, really. I don't think kissing is icky or anything....really!
75. Jean: Whoo-hoo! I've quit the cheerleading team--I'm going to join a punk band! (*wanders off in search of Ororo's hair-dying party*)
76. Logan (to Kitty): Are you kidding?! I'd *love* to chaperone your driving! Please, allow me to yell at any assholes who point out your errors! (Note: He's not being sarcastic here, folks...)
77. Logan (to Sabretooth): But we never *cuddle.*
78. Ororo: I'll take the elevator.
79. Kitty: Guess what, guys?!
Everyone (excitedly): What?!
Kitty: I, like, totally got a FIVE on my AP Calc test! Whoo!
80. Piotr: Ow! You *dented* me! (*goes off to sulk in a corner*)
***
That's right, folks, I completed an entire chapter without the assistance of Pierre (*a pouty face from Pierre*). Meet my *new* lovely assistant: John! (*cheering from all sides*) (*John takes a bow*) So. Tell me what you think. What's your favorite one? No, really--I want to know. In other words: REVIEW! AUGH!