Me: "Welcome to my lovely FB fanfic, which I worked long and hard on."

Little assistant aka chibi Inu Yasha: "You're kidding right?"

Me: *narrows eyes* "No I am not."

Inu-chan: "…" *remembers why he's doing this, shuts up*

Me: "I do not own Fruits Basket, Inu Yasha, etc so please do not sue me, cause all you'll get is a penny bank, an evil brother, and an Inu Yasha Plushie, which you will have to fight me for. Now onto the fic."brbr

Narrator,,, me, couldn't afford or trick anyone into be it: "It all began on a

completely normal day…Friday the 13th, which is not a very normal day at all. One

Friday the 13th my head became the first basketball magnet, which was really unpleasant.

I lost many brain cells that day. Now back to the story. It began as a normal morning: Yuki walked around half dead, Kyou avoided the groggy Yuki and drank milk from the carton. Tohru made a delicious breakfast and Shigure claimed true happiness in her food. A girl crept in the bushes with a camera. Then, the odd things began.

*A light rapping on the door could be heard*
Tohru: *Looks up* "I'll get it." *she quickly headed to the door*

Yuki: *zzzzz*

Shigure: "I wonder who it could be?" *using the voice he usually uses when he wants to sound innocent or hint something*br

Kyou: *narrows eyes* "If you have anything behind you're back I'l---!!!

Yuki: "Quiet baka neko, it's too early in the morning to hear your voice." *He states quietly with his hand clamped over Kyou's mouth *

Kyou: "MPET MUR MANM HANM OPH MY MPOUPH!!!"

Inu-chan: "Translation for those who might like to know: Get your damn hand off my mouth!!! Also...Becki this seems to be an average day for them.

Me: "Do you want to get back to normal Inu?"

Inu-chan: *Nods*

Me: "Then don't question the author."

Hana: "Ohh, what lovely vibes are coming from in here."

Ou: "Hiya orange-top."

Shigure: *smiles pleasantly* "How nice to see you both."

Kyou: "Mphh!?!"

Yuki: "I think he means, what brings you here?"

Hana: "I was getting bad vibes, so Ou and I decided to come and accompany Tohru for her safety."

Ou: "It's Friday the 13th."

Tohru: "Isn't that kind of them?"

Shigure: "You do know that Friday the 13th is all superstition."

Hana: *evil/creepy/dangerous look*

Shigure: "But I'm probably wrong." *quickly edges backwards*

Yuki: "Couldn't Kyou and I provide enough protection for Tohru for a short walk to school."

Ou: "Never can be too safe." *she says jokingly as she wraps her arms around the boys shoulders*

Tohru: !0_0!

BON!!!

Inu-chan: "Bon is a Japanese sound effect which in this case means a transformation sound."

Me: "Good boy." *Innocently pats Iy on the head*

Shigure: "I must show you my new book." *Quickly drags Hana and Ou out of the room before they know what hit them.*

Tohru: "Well that really was unlucky."

Yuki: *Crawls out from underneath his clothes* "That was to close.

Kyou: "Close! They practically saw!!"

Yuki: "And if you, baka neko don't lower your voice they'll here you."

Kyou: "Why don't you make me, nezumi!"

Shigure: "Wait, don't you want to see this book!!?"

Ou: "We do not want to see you're stupid dime-store books!"

Hana: "And something happened just when you dragged us out."

Shigure: "What makes you say that?!"

Tohru: "Eep!" *quickly picks up Kyou, Yuki, and their clothes, heads out of the kitchen*

BON!!!

Inu-chan: "Refer above."

Tohru: *BLUSH, quickly looks away*

Yuki & Kyou: *hastily get dressed*

Me: "So begins the tale of FB and Friday the 13th…I wonder how many times I've said, acutally written Friday the 13th in this fic so far. Quickly tallies. 1..2..3..4..5..6.. Wow 6 times, I wonder how many times I will have written it by the end of the fic. Well please review! I like reviews.

Inu-chan: "How can you like reviews it you've never had reviews, or even published a fanfic.

Me: "Because I do! And don't be cruel. Also wanna know how I convinced Inu to be my assistant?"

Inu-chan: "She turned my chibi with that stupid magic remote of her."

Me: "Hey why'd you tell them?!

Inu-chan: "So you wouldn't get the joy of doing it yourself."

Me: *Pouts* "Well I'll post the next chapter really soon, pretty please review."