And so the terror resumes…
Welcome one and all to my second chapter of Friday the 13th. I changed the format greatly because I didn't like how it looked in the first chapter. Now it looks more storyish.
Inu-chan raised his eyebrow. "Is stroyish even a word Becki?" Becki turned to give Inu-chan a Heero Yuy glare. Inu-chan sweatdropped, "Um but I'm sure it is, now aren't you going to do a disclaimer?"
"Oh yea, well I don't own Inu Yasha, Fruits Basket, the Heero Yuy glare, the Society of Jesus, etc. So please, please don't sue me all you'd get would be a marble collection, a now not so new sock, and a broken pencil. Well now onto my fic."
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Not to long later, the group was well on their way to school…
A bush rustled. "Nani?" questioned Kyou. A man carefully came through followed by many other men and women. All of them were wearing dark brown or black simple robes.
"Hello," stated one man, "we are the Society of Jesus. Ou and Kyou raised their eyebrows. Tohru cocked her head, Yuki blinked. Hana was holding her head, moaning in pain.
"My name is John," calmly said the man who was obviously the leader and he than pointed out members, "and this is John, and this is also John, and that young man over there is John and he's John, that's Jane and the girl beside her is Jane and the boy next to her is John and her name is Jane…" and he continued for a while. The Johns and Janes waved. By now the group knew something wasn't totally right with this "Society of Jesus."
"What are your names?" asked Leader John. Tohru smiled sweetly and the Society of Jesus smiled back. But their smiles looked like someone had taped their lips in a ridiculous large smile and left it like that for a lonnnnng time and than had taken the tape off.
"Um, well, I'm Tohru---" Tohru slowly introduced herself only to be interrupted.
"My dear girl, that's not your name. Your name is Jane." corrected the leader John. Tohru blinked looking very puzzled. He turned to Ou. "And your name is?"
"Ou…"
The man sadly shook his head. "No, no my child, your name is Jane." Ou almost retorted but Tohru stopped her. Because everyone knows it's not a good idea to argue with crazy people or people high on sugar, my brother of course hasn't learned that. The man turned to look at Hana. "Now child, what's your name?"
Hana replied in a monotone voice "Jane." Everyone stared at Hana except for the Society of Jesus whose smiles grew…if that is possible.
"Ah, I see that you have seen the light my child. I am pleased." Leader John went to Yuki. "And your name is?"
Yuki blinked and politely said "Yuki Sohma, not John." The Society of Jesus and Hana's eyes narrowed in sequence. Which looked really, really, really scary.
"No you are wrong my son, your name is John." he said in a cold matter. He looked at Kyou. "Your name is?"
"John." Kyou sarcastically replied. The Society of Jesus faces broke out in smiles, you know that freaky smile. All of them apparently missed the sarcasm, which is really odd cause everyone else heard it.
"That's right my son, I'm glad that you too have seen the light." he praised Kyou, who sweatdropped.
"Um, I think we have to be going now." Yuki hastily said. The Society of Jesus did that narrow eyes together thing again.
"But, John, you and the others most come with us, so you may see the light. John (Kyou) and Jane (Hana) agree with me. Isn't that right?"
"Of course..They must see the light and understand the joy of the Society of Jesus." Hana said in a monotone voice. Kyou just looked slightly stupefied.
Everyone stared at Hana. "Hana, are you okay?" Tohru said as she looked concerned at Hana.
"Why a course I am Jane…I have never felt better, but that is what happens when one sees the light. Can you see the light Jane?" the Society of Jesus than chorused Hana or as she seems to want to be called now Jane (they repeated the last line Hana had said). The gang backed away from Hana/Jane.
And everyone broke out in whispers. "She called Tohru Jane." "No duh, baka neko." "Something's up with Hana." "Yea, I'm worried." "She speaks so wisely." "Indeed, a true follower." "I agree Jane." "I agree with you John and you Jane." "I agree with all of you." "Me too, John."
"Silence please." order the Leader John. The whole Society went quiet and the others fell silent because it's not smart to argue with an insane person.
"So ends the second chapter of Friday the 13th. Do you guys like this format better than the other one? Please review!! I want reviews! Please, pretty, pretty please. I'll give the site where I got my Inu plushie, they have a lot of lovely plushies. I also got my adorable Fluffy-sama plushie there."
"Fluffy-sama, whose Fluffy-sama?" asked Inu-chan.
Smiles sweetly. "Sesshomaru of course" Pulls out Fluffy-sama plushie. Inu-chan stares at plushie before bursting out laughing.
"Well I have to end this chapter now, so please review. I wanna read my first review…that is if there ever is one." I sadly add.
