The Sequel- Sequel to the Alternative Ending of "The Thing", which you'll
have to read to get a lot of this, so read it! NOW! In case you haven't
noticed, I still don't own any of this. This takes place about 10 days
after everyone on Earth died after seeing the tape and three days after the
Irkens came to find a new leader. They just happened to pick the wrong
one.
Chapter 1: Another Lives?
Once again, Squee had been abducted by those scary aliens. He had been on their ship for over a week. Now that they had run out of probes, they decided to trade him to some other aliens for a creepy tape.
Alien #1: We're only getting a scary movie?
Alien #2: Well, the trade rate has gone down ever since the Irken Tallest went insane. Apparently, he thought he was being abducted into his own cartoon or some nonsense like that.
Alien #1: I heard he's not even Irken. They just picked him up from Earth when they found their two former Tallest dead there.
Alien #2: You would think they could have picked one that didn't require being licked up in a padded cell.
Alien #1: That's what happens when your government is based on height.
Alien #2: Why do you have a better job than me, anyway?
Alien #1: Because I'm skinnier than you. At least it's not something as dumb as height! Alien #2: (to himself) A hierarchy with anorexic pop stars at the top. Yes, what could go wrong with that?
Alien #1: I can give you more reasons on why (develops a snobby accent, even though he's never even been to the place it's from.) WE are better than THEM later. Get the test subject, we just docked on the Massive.
Chapter 1: Another Lives?
Once again, Squee had been abducted by those scary aliens. He had been on their ship for over a week. Now that they had run out of probes, they decided to trade him to some other aliens for a creepy tape.
Alien #1: We're only getting a scary movie?
Alien #2: Well, the trade rate has gone down ever since the Irken Tallest went insane. Apparently, he thought he was being abducted into his own cartoon or some nonsense like that.
Alien #1: I heard he's not even Irken. They just picked him up from Earth when they found their two former Tallest dead there.
Alien #2: You would think they could have picked one that didn't require being licked up in a padded cell.
Alien #1: That's what happens when your government is based on height.
Alien #2: Why do you have a better job than me, anyway?
Alien #1: Because I'm skinnier than you. At least it's not something as dumb as height! Alien #2: (to himself) A hierarchy with anorexic pop stars at the top. Yes, what could go wrong with that?
Alien #1: I can give you more reasons on why (develops a snobby accent, even though he's never even been to the place it's from.) WE are better than THEM later. Get the test subject, we just docked on the Massive.