Chapter V: And out the Window and after the Rabbit

Disclaimer: "Welcome back my faithful readers, I've returned from the sewers of the Japan unsuccessful. Oh well I'll save my take over of anime for another day, when those blasted Ham Hams die of old age. Hmm what is the hamster life span? Onto the disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Ham Hams, the Society of Jesus, Inu-chan, and ummm many other things. But I do own Fruits Basket volume 4!! It's fabulous even though I can't read Japanese, and it has one of my favorite Haru moments." She sighs. "I want him to prove that he's hair is naturally that color to me too….eh heh heh."

Inu-chan sighs and whacks author on head. "Behave."

"Why you!" chases after Inu-chan out of the room. Loud crashing noises can be heard coming from outside.

Inu-chan skips back into the room. "Enjoy chapter five and Becki also says that she does not own Doug, as in Doug Funnie or Porkchop and if you don't understand mean than go watch some TV." He clicks off the light and heads out of the room.

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The gang face faulted. "Now, my children, that was a very cruel thing to do to our poor disciples, who never wronged anyone." scolded Leader John as he comforted the Ham Ham leader who had taken the appearance of innocent fluffy rodent. Tohru stared at the HHL - Ham Ham Leader.

"But he….." Ou put her hand on Tohru's back.

"Don't even try to think about it, it'll only confuse you more." Tohru slowly nodded.

Everyone's eyes turned towards Kyou. "Thank you Kyou-kun, you saved us." Tohru cheerfully said as she hugged cat Kyou. Ou raised her eyebrow and the Janes and Johns blinked in unison.

Shigure looked at the puzzled Ou and Society of Jesus and sweatdropped. "Welll….uh…you see.." he started only to be interrupted by a loud clanging at the window. All eyes turned to the window, and the top edge of a wooden ladder.

"Quietly, you guys, lets make a break for it!!!" Kyou yelled. The Johns and Janes stared at the talking cat, and burst out in whispers.

"Evil!"

"Indeed, John."

"We must destroy it my brothers and sisters."

"Yes, before we're affected."

"You think we might be Jane?"

"Of course, look what the demons have done to our brothers, cats and rats, truly horrible."

Ou ran over to the window and finished Kyou partly done job of opening it. "Tohru, hurry, you first!" Tohru nodded and put Kyou on her back.

"Hold on tight." She slowly climbed out the window and down the slightly unsturdy ladder. Ou followed and Shigure went out after her.

He looked at the confused Johns and Janes. "Later!" He quickly scampered down the ladder, to greet whoever or whatever was their savior.

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"Momiji??? ….and someone?" The freed group stared at blond haired boy and his companion, a girl with a large camera, curly brown hair and shifty brown eyes.

"Hallo! You guys all right?"

"Hai, thank you for saving us Momiji." Happily replied Tohru. Kyou jumped off Tohru's back. He looked up at Momiji.

"But how did you know we were in trouble?" Momiji pointed to the girl beside him.

"She told me." The girl sweatdropped and laughed nervously as everyone's eyes focused on her.

"Well you see…."

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Meanwhile back in the house…

The Society of Jesus stared at the window. "Again, they allude us! We must rid those demons somehow! Perhaps it's time we took more drastic matters." All the Janes and Johns nodded. One Jane raised her hand. Leader John turned to the Jane. "Yes, my sister?"

"What would this method be, John?" questioned Jane (Hana). The followers blinked and looked questionably at Leader John.

"Why of course; He was a newest recruit until we helped Jane (Hana) before that poor now already demon consumed John (Yuki). He is truly strong in the faith is he, also he greatly acquainted with these demon possessed people, therefore he'll be able to trick them into trusting him and help them see the light.

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"Ta da! That's chapter five, hope you all liked it. Who is the mysterious girl?" Shifty eyes. "Who did the Society of Jesus gain as a member before our group met them? What in the world could be worse than those damn Ham Hams? ….Ahhhh noo it can't be…nevermind that. How come Yuki and Ou didn't say a word the whole fic? Was I just lazy? What were those crashes during the beginning of the disclaimers? The world may never know."

Inu-chan held up a sign. "Becki claims no rights over the tootsie pop quote."