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Chapter 4: The Beginning of the End
Red: Just shut up, Zim! Let's go to the Time Machine and go back so we can prevent "The Ring" from being made.
1 hour later: Jhonen: Is it just me, or have we passed this window 5 times already? Red: I've been dead for over a week now! Sorry if my memory got a little rusty! Nearby, a confused, scared little blue-eyed Irken is cowering behind a chair with her friend. Remember, the ghosts are visible only to Jhonen, who appears to be talking to the air.
Blue: Who is he talking to?
Jhonen(to Red's ghost): Only a week? Did you fill your brain with lint too?! Blue's friend(who has been possessed by Gir): I don't know.
Blue: * runs away, screaming in terror *
Blue's friend: Come on, creepy Tallest! The Time Machine be this way!
Jhonen: At least this one can't use death as an excuse. * He follows Blue's friend along with Red, Purple and Zim. The rest of the ghosts were bored, so they split up and wreaked havoc and chaos on different parts of the ship. * Devi
Irken #1: Cool! Ghost Vision goggles! * puts them on and sees Devi, staring out the window, trying to figure out where the heck she is *
So you escaped from prison?
Devi: What?
Irken #1: I thought that's where you would go since you just stole my heart! Devi: * stares * That has to be the lamest pick-up line I've ever heard.
Irken #1: I know. I really suck at this stuff, so let's just get to the point. Would you like to go out sometime?
Devi: Are you asking me on a date?
Irken #1: * blushes * Well, ummm. yeah.
Devi: Sure, why not? There's no way you could be as bad as my last few dates. Okay, more than a few, but whatever.
Irken #1: Great! I've got to get back to work now. See you later! * walks around the corner and does a victory dance because he FINALLY got a date. * Later that night.
Irken #1 and Devi are on their date. Irken #1 is now the only person who can see the ghosts besides Jhonen, so everyone thinks that the Insanity Virus has now become contagious or something. Happy Noodle Boy(yes, he came with all of the others) thinks it would be a great joke to play a prank on Devi. So he sneaks up behind Irken #1 and possesses him.
Devi: I can't believe how nice this is going! Usually my date would have crapped in his pants or pulled a knife on me by now! *laughter *
Irken #1: * insane laughter continues *
Devi: Then again, maybe I spoke too soon. * eye twitches *
Irken #1: * gets up on the table and goes on one of his possessor's famous rants. * Fear the fleas, for your table is hairy! Boo! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Irken #2: Looks like another victim of the Insanity Virus. * drags Irken #1 off to the Insanity Ward * * then throws him into a cell, but notices that Jhonen and Squee are missing* Hey! What happened to the tall, creepy guy and the little Earthling with the evil teddy bear? ( talking to himself, see a trend?)
Happy Noodle Boy: * leaves Irken #1, picks up a lead pipe and hits Irken #2 on the head *
Irken #2: * falls to the floor, unconscious *
Happy Noodle Boy: Do not resist the wrath of caffeine! * flies down the hall * Tenna and Spooky
They find their way into a room that controls the ship and see all of the bored, bored workers.
Tenna: Aww, look Spooky! Those poor little aliens are about to die from boredom! Let's go help them!
Unfortunately, their version of helping was turning off the computers and whispering in the workers' ears "You need to get out more". Within minutes, the room was in total chaos, which was not a good thing since this room contained a big button that says "Do Not Press". It says that because it will make the entire ship explode if it is pushed! The architects were executives from Nick, as you may have guessed from their insane stupidity. One of the fleeing Irkens accidentally smacked Spooky out of Tenna's hand, where it went bouncing down the hall with Tenna running after it.
Nny
Nny: This is so. nice? Why didn't I come here last time I died?
Satan: * suddenly appears * Because after the mess you made in both Heaven and Hell last time, it was in all of the deads' best interests to keep you out until you became less..insane. Maybe next time?
Nny: I hate you. Where's my coat?
Satan: * disappears *
Nny: So much for that.
* Irken #3 runs out of the Crazy Computer Room *
Irken #3(to the few other Irkens in the hallway) Run for your lives! The computers have gone all wacky! * a small explosion is heard *
Nny: Will I ever escape that word?! * picks up a real knife and proceeds to kill all of the Irkens in the hallway and Crazy Computer Room *
Blue's friend: * he stole the Ghost Vision goggles from Irken #1 a while ago * * grabs knife * I gots your knife! * runs away *
Nny: Why you little! * chases Blue's friend *
In the Time Machine Room
Red has finally remembered that the Time Machine was moved to the Janitor's closet. -_- He then set it so that it would send everyone back in time so they could make sure "The Ring" was never made. Now all they had to do was press "Start". But down in the Crazy Computer Room, there were some problems that prevented that. !!BOOM!!!! The entire ship shook as the main computer shattered everywhere. One piece flew across the room to the "Do Not Press" button and switched it on, starting the countdown until self-destruction. "5 minutes until self- destruction", said a computerized voice.
A/N: I finished the story ahead of schedule, so I'll just upload the whole thing now. The very last sentence is the best, but to understand it, you'll have to read the rest! XD I apologize if this story sucks, I'm not that good with original plot lines. Chapter 5: The Middle of the End
In the center of the Massive, there are three main converging hallways. Down the first one, ran Devi, thinking her date Irken #1 was still following her. Down the second hallway ran Tenna, who was still chasing after Spooky. And finally down the third hallway ran Nny who was chasing after Blue's friend who stole his knife. CRACK They all collided in the intersection just as the main computer exploded. "5 minutes until self-destruction".
Devi: Aww, shit! Maybe we should go find the others.
Tenna: What if this was just part of their plan? ( The lights flicker out ) " 4 minutes until self-destruction"
"Owww! Let us out!", screamed a voice coming from one of the rooms at the intersection. Upon entering, Nny saw the Time Machine at one end of the room and heard the voice coming from behind a door at the other. It was pretty dark, but Nny could just make out a sign that said "New Janitor's Closet, be careful of the automatic locks" Nny: Who's there? "3 minutes"
Zim: It is ZIIM!!! The explosion knocked us in here so we couldn't activate the Time Machine! Let us out!!!!
Nny: Not if you're going to continue talking about yourself in the third person. Jhonen: Why don't you just use your spider legs to pick the lock, stupid?
Zim: Yes! I knew that! "2 minutes"
Zim: But I can't see the lock!
Purple: Guess we're going to have to push it down. "1 minute"
Nny: *picks the lock and they all fall out on the floor * Or you could just do that. " 10 seconds" What does this button do? * presses a button *
Purple: Yes! "The Ring" was never written! We can go back to life now!
Jhonen: Umm. guys?
Tenna: Yay!!!!!! Isn't that great, Spooky?!
Happy Noodle Boy: The river of purple monkeys shines tonight!
Jhonen: HEY!! That was the wrong button!
Nny: * everyone stares at him * Oops! Then what happens now?
Jhonen: The button says "Personality Reverse" if that's any clue.
During the next fraction of a second, the universe was ripped inside-out as the Personality Reverse button took effect. But they DID accomplish their original quest, and "The Ring" was never written! (
Chapter 6: Who They Are Now!
Want to know what everyone came back as? Read on!
Happy Noodle Boy- Everyone's favorite stick figure came back as a modern Shakespeare, writing exquisite plays and political speeches that someone could actually believe!
Squee- The first thing Squee did was take Shmee's advice and set his parents on fire before ripping all of the stuffing out of the little bear himself! He then moved into Nny's old house. Speaking of Nny.
Nny: Nny became a hopeless romantic, preppy hippie who hates violence and loves all of Mother Earth's demented, psychotic beings. Peace dude.
Zim, Red, Purple- Zim is now Tallest. The wisest, kindest one that Irk has ever had! In fact, he almost gave those pesky, snack hating Invaders Red and Purple a real mission. Almost. XD
Tenna and Spooky- Tenna made Spooky a voodoo doll of her ex-friend Devi. What's Devi doing, anyway?
Devi- Wow! I bet you never thought you would see the day when Devi went boy-crazy! But it happened, and she is engaged in a long-term relationship with Nny! But that's not nearly as bad as the next one!!!!!! Last, but not least..
Jhonen- What? No, this HAS to be wrong! Britney Spears?! OMFG!!! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M DONE!!!! Please don't flame me for the last few sentances!!!! * passes out on the keyboard *
Chapter 4: The Beginning of the End
Red: Just shut up, Zim! Let's go to the Time Machine and go back so we can prevent "The Ring" from being made.
1 hour later: Jhonen: Is it just me, or have we passed this window 5 times already? Red: I've been dead for over a week now! Sorry if my memory got a little rusty! Nearby, a confused, scared little blue-eyed Irken is cowering behind a chair with her friend. Remember, the ghosts are visible only to Jhonen, who appears to be talking to the air.
Blue: Who is he talking to?
Jhonen(to Red's ghost): Only a week? Did you fill your brain with lint too?! Blue's friend(who has been possessed by Gir): I don't know.
Blue: * runs away, screaming in terror *
Blue's friend: Come on, creepy Tallest! The Time Machine be this way!
Jhonen: At least this one can't use death as an excuse. * He follows Blue's friend along with Red, Purple and Zim. The rest of the ghosts were bored, so they split up and wreaked havoc and chaos on different parts of the ship. * Devi
Irken #1: Cool! Ghost Vision goggles! * puts them on and sees Devi, staring out the window, trying to figure out where the heck she is *
So you escaped from prison?
Devi: What?
Irken #1: I thought that's where you would go since you just stole my heart! Devi: * stares * That has to be the lamest pick-up line I've ever heard.
Irken #1: I know. I really suck at this stuff, so let's just get to the point. Would you like to go out sometime?
Devi: Are you asking me on a date?
Irken #1: * blushes * Well, ummm. yeah.
Devi: Sure, why not? There's no way you could be as bad as my last few dates. Okay, more than a few, but whatever.
Irken #1: Great! I've got to get back to work now. See you later! * walks around the corner and does a victory dance because he FINALLY got a date. * Later that night.
Irken #1 and Devi are on their date. Irken #1 is now the only person who can see the ghosts besides Jhonen, so everyone thinks that the Insanity Virus has now become contagious or something. Happy Noodle Boy(yes, he came with all of the others) thinks it would be a great joke to play a prank on Devi. So he sneaks up behind Irken #1 and possesses him.
Devi: I can't believe how nice this is going! Usually my date would have crapped in his pants or pulled a knife on me by now! *laughter *
Irken #1: * insane laughter continues *
Devi: Then again, maybe I spoke too soon. * eye twitches *
Irken #1: * gets up on the table and goes on one of his possessor's famous rants. * Fear the fleas, for your table is hairy! Boo! Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Irken #2: Looks like another victim of the Insanity Virus. * drags Irken #1 off to the Insanity Ward * * then throws him into a cell, but notices that Jhonen and Squee are missing* Hey! What happened to the tall, creepy guy and the little Earthling with the evil teddy bear? ( talking to himself, see a trend?)
Happy Noodle Boy: * leaves Irken #1, picks up a lead pipe and hits Irken #2 on the head *
Irken #2: * falls to the floor, unconscious *
Happy Noodle Boy: Do not resist the wrath of caffeine! * flies down the hall * Tenna and Spooky
They find their way into a room that controls the ship and see all of the bored, bored workers.
Tenna: Aww, look Spooky! Those poor little aliens are about to die from boredom! Let's go help them!
Unfortunately, their version of helping was turning off the computers and whispering in the workers' ears "You need to get out more". Within minutes, the room was in total chaos, which was not a good thing since this room contained a big button that says "Do Not Press". It says that because it will make the entire ship explode if it is pushed! The architects were executives from Nick, as you may have guessed from their insane stupidity. One of the fleeing Irkens accidentally smacked Spooky out of Tenna's hand, where it went bouncing down the hall with Tenna running after it.
Nny
Nny: This is so. nice? Why didn't I come here last time I died?
Satan: * suddenly appears * Because after the mess you made in both Heaven and Hell last time, it was in all of the deads' best interests to keep you out until you became less..insane. Maybe next time?
Nny: I hate you. Where's my coat?
Satan: * disappears *
Nny: So much for that.
* Irken #3 runs out of the Crazy Computer Room *
Irken #3(to the few other Irkens in the hallway) Run for your lives! The computers have gone all wacky! * a small explosion is heard *
Nny: Will I ever escape that word?! * picks up a real knife and proceeds to kill all of the Irkens in the hallway and Crazy Computer Room *
Blue's friend: * he stole the Ghost Vision goggles from Irken #1 a while ago * * grabs knife * I gots your knife! * runs away *
Nny: Why you little! * chases Blue's friend *
In the Time Machine Room
Red has finally remembered that the Time Machine was moved to the Janitor's closet. -_- He then set it so that it would send everyone back in time so they could make sure "The Ring" was never made. Now all they had to do was press "Start". But down in the Crazy Computer Room, there were some problems that prevented that. !!BOOM!!!! The entire ship shook as the main computer shattered everywhere. One piece flew across the room to the "Do Not Press" button and switched it on, starting the countdown until self-destruction. "5 minutes until self- destruction", said a computerized voice.
A/N: I finished the story ahead of schedule, so I'll just upload the whole thing now. The very last sentence is the best, but to understand it, you'll have to read the rest! XD I apologize if this story sucks, I'm not that good with original plot lines. Chapter 5: The Middle of the End
In the center of the Massive, there are three main converging hallways. Down the first one, ran Devi, thinking her date Irken #1 was still following her. Down the second hallway ran Tenna, who was still chasing after Spooky. And finally down the third hallway ran Nny who was chasing after Blue's friend who stole his knife. CRACK They all collided in the intersection just as the main computer exploded. "5 minutes until self-destruction".
Devi: Aww, shit! Maybe we should go find the others.
Tenna: What if this was just part of their plan? ( The lights flicker out ) " 4 minutes until self-destruction"
"Owww! Let us out!", screamed a voice coming from one of the rooms at the intersection. Upon entering, Nny saw the Time Machine at one end of the room and heard the voice coming from behind a door at the other. It was pretty dark, but Nny could just make out a sign that said "New Janitor's Closet, be careful of the automatic locks" Nny: Who's there? "3 minutes"
Zim: It is ZIIM!!! The explosion knocked us in here so we couldn't activate the Time Machine! Let us out!!!!
Nny: Not if you're going to continue talking about yourself in the third person. Jhonen: Why don't you just use your spider legs to pick the lock, stupid?
Zim: Yes! I knew that! "2 minutes"
Zim: But I can't see the lock!
Purple: Guess we're going to have to push it down. "1 minute"
Nny: *picks the lock and they all fall out on the floor * Or you could just do that. " 10 seconds" What does this button do? * presses a button *
Purple: Yes! "The Ring" was never written! We can go back to life now!
Jhonen: Umm. guys?
Tenna: Yay!!!!!! Isn't that great, Spooky?!
Happy Noodle Boy: The river of purple monkeys shines tonight!
Jhonen: HEY!! That was the wrong button!
Nny: * everyone stares at him * Oops! Then what happens now?
Jhonen: The button says "Personality Reverse" if that's any clue.
During the next fraction of a second, the universe was ripped inside-out as the Personality Reverse button took effect. But they DID accomplish their original quest, and "The Ring" was never written! (
Chapter 6: Who They Are Now!
Want to know what everyone came back as? Read on!
Happy Noodle Boy- Everyone's favorite stick figure came back as a modern Shakespeare, writing exquisite plays and political speeches that someone could actually believe!
Squee- The first thing Squee did was take Shmee's advice and set his parents on fire before ripping all of the stuffing out of the little bear himself! He then moved into Nny's old house. Speaking of Nny.
Nny: Nny became a hopeless romantic, preppy hippie who hates violence and loves all of Mother Earth's demented, psychotic beings. Peace dude.
Zim, Red, Purple- Zim is now Tallest. The wisest, kindest one that Irk has ever had! In fact, he almost gave those pesky, snack hating Invaders Red and Purple a real mission. Almost. XD
Tenna and Spooky- Tenna made Spooky a voodoo doll of her ex-friend Devi. What's Devi doing, anyway?
Devi- Wow! I bet you never thought you would see the day when Devi went boy-crazy! But it happened, and she is engaged in a long-term relationship with Nny! But that's not nearly as bad as the next one!!!!!! Last, but not least..
Jhonen- What? No, this HAS to be wrong! Britney Spears?! OMFG!!! THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M DONE!!!! Please don't flame me for the last few sentances!!!! * passes out on the keyboard *