Chapter Two
"You can skip my class too," Trelawny said to everyone.
Later, the students talked amongst themselves.
"Oh my Lord!" Ron said. "That is disgusting. No lunch for me, I mean it!"
Malfoy was in a fit. "Our own house leader. How could he end up with that nut?"
Ginny only had one thing to say. "Eew. That is so gross, how could this happen? Ron, you told me all the professors were sane!"
"I think you've got me confused with Percy," he told her.
"Look
on the bright side," Harry said to Ron, ignoring Malfoy's pain. "Potions is cancelled until they break up,
and no more divination for awhile."
"I made one decent prediction,"
Hermione said. "I predict this day
could not get any worse."
"You think not?" Ron asked. "Cuz I can't see what woman wouldn't want to be with Snape!"
"That's a man!" someone exclaimed, pointing at Trelawny.
"That's my lunch," Ron said, vomiting.
"It got worse, Hermione," Harry said.
Was it true? Was their professor a man? Find out next time on this really sick story, if you can stand it.