Chapter Three
"You're a man?" Ron gasped at Trelawny.
"Is this going to work?" Ginny wondered.
"Just wait until my father finds out about this!" Malfoy cursed.
"I don't think they heard you," Harry commented.
Later that night, Malfoy sent a letter to his father.
Dear father,
Snape is making out with Trelawny! The horror! I can't think of anything else to write, I am just so mortified!
Draco
The next morning, sitting at breakfast, an announcement was stirring amongst the children. DRACO'S FATHER AND MR. DURSLEY!!!!!!!"
"Professor Trelawny is cheating on Snape, and making out with Mr. Dursley!" Ginny screamed.
"Looks like your Aunt Petunia divorced him for Filch!" Ron said to Harry.
"Oh, please don't let them be making out," Harry begged.