Draco is executed; Ron is prosperous and lives in a room in Hogwarts with
the beautiful, beloved, great Shannon. After Hermione and Harry found Draco
dead, Harry is very excited too find he has no more competition.except when
he finds out that Ron and Shannon have wed. He instantly realizes that he
is infatuated with Shannon. He decides that she must be his, so he dumps
Hermione and kills her.
While hiding the body, he finds Oliver Wood. "Ahh," he thinks, "my other
competition for the fair maiden Shannon's hand. So he tells Oliver to meet
him in the Hogwarts dungeons at midnight.and to forget what he has done in
the process of Harry's murder cover up. Harry then found Ron and Shannon in
their room making sweet sweet beak. He told him, "off of my love
immediately and meet me and Oliver in the dungeon at midnight."
Later on, they all show up early, ready to kill. The fight began. Each was
armed with a sword. Ron began the fight by stabbing Harry in the ass. "That
nosy pervert!" said Harry, with a stab to Ron's ribcage. Oliver gets in by
coming in from above and bonking the both of them on the head. They both
fall. Ron and Harry sweep their feet across the floor hitting Oliver's
ankles and knocking him to the ground. They all stopped immediately when
they hear the door open. It was Shannon. She was disappointed to see them
fighting over her. She explained this to them. Oliver said, "She's right."
Ron said, "Yeah, I guess so." Harry concluded, "She must choose." Tune in
next week (or tomorrow) to find out who she chooses
