Evil Hour
Just one of my very first fan fictions.....nothing special....R/R!!!
I don't own anything from Final Fantasy 7 it belongs to Squaesoft.
A/N:This is a talk show hosted by Sephiroth.
Annoncer: WELCOME TO EVIL HOUR WITH YOUR HOST SEPHIROTH!!!
Audience:*claps*
Sephiroth:*walks out* Hi and welcome to Evil Hour and im the EVIL host.Todays guest are Cloud,Tifa,and Aeris and it seems that Cloud is haveing some secrets . I wonder what they are.Well let's ask him,come on out Cloud.
Audience:*claps*
Cloud:*walks out and takes a sit*
Sephiroth:Hi Cloud so what is this secret,we are dieing to know.
Cloud:well.....im here to tell Aeris that I'm seeing someone else.
Audience:*GASP*
Sephiroth:ooooo and who might this someone be?
Cloud:....Tifa.
Audience:*GASP*
Sephroith:Like we did'nt already know that.Anyway lets bring Aeris out ,come on out Aeris.
Audience:*claps*
Aeris:*walks out and sits next to Cloud*
Sephroith: Hi Aeris Cloud has something to tell you.
Aeris:. . . .ok
Cloud:um. . . .Aeris I have been. . . .seeing someone else.
Aeris:. . . .WHAT??!!!. . .WHO!!!!!
Cloud:um . . .Tifa. . . .
Aeris: THAT SLUT!!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND OF ALL PEOPLE YOU PICK HER THAT SLUT!!!!!
Sephroith:well lets bring her out. . .Come on out Tifa!
Audience:Booooooooooo
Aeris:*begins to cry*
Tifa:*walks out and sits by Cloud*
Cloud:Aeris im sorry but you wear to much. . . .pink.
Aeris: your cheating on me because i wear pink?
Cloud:yes. i hate pink and Tifa is much bigger then you if you know what i mean. . .heh heh.
Audience:Booooooo
Tifa: *giggles*
Sephroith: *sigh* Cloud has always been dumb so don't mind him.
Cloud:Sephroith SHUTUP!!!!!
Sephroith:WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR SPIKEY @$$ DOWN HERE AND MAKE ME!!!!!
Audience: SEPHROITH SEPHROITH SEPHROITH!!!!
Cloud:Ok PREPAIR TO DIE!!!!!
Sephroith:*yawns* Suuuuuuure *pulls out his sword*
Cloud:*runs towards Sephroith with his sword but trips and falls on a wire*
Sephroith:. . . . . .MWAHAHAHAAHAH once a loser always a loser!!!!!
Audience:HA HA HA HA
random man in the audience: YOU SUCK!!!!
Aeris:*giggles*
Tifa:. . . . what a loser. . .*gets up and leaves*
Cloud: TIFA COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!
Seohroith:oh well. . . . . .so. . . .Aeris you busy tonight*grins*
Aeris:*blushes* . . .no.
Cloud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sephroith:want to come over my place?
Aeris:sure!
Sephroith:Great!
Cloud:Aeris don't go with him he is EVIL. . . .PURE EVIL!!!
Aeris:well its better then being a loser . . .pure loser!!
Sephroith: . . . .sorry Cloud but your all alone now. unless. . . you want to go out with my mother.
Cloud:HELL NO!!!!!
Sephroith:JENOVA COME ON OUT!!!!
Jenova:*slithers over to Cloud* Hi handsome
Cloud:AHHHHHHHH*runs off stage*
Jenova:wait for me!!!! *goes after him*
Sephroith:HAVE FUN MOTHER!!!!!
Aeris:poor Cloud.
Sephroith:Thats it for today on the EVIL HOUR. . . .you ready Aeris?
Aeris: I sure am!!!
Audience:*claps*
*Sephroith and Aeris leave the set*
~*~The End~*~
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A/N:*sigh* please review PLEASE even is it sucked tell me if it does because I just became a authoress . . .and always remember SEPHY RULES!!!!!
~*~ Mellinia~*~
Just one of my very first fan fictions.....nothing special....R/R!!!
I don't own anything from Final Fantasy 7 it belongs to Squaesoft.
A/N:This is a talk show hosted by Sephiroth.
Annoncer: WELCOME TO EVIL HOUR WITH YOUR HOST SEPHIROTH!!!
Audience:*claps*
Sephiroth:*walks out* Hi and welcome to Evil Hour and im the EVIL host.Todays guest are Cloud,Tifa,and Aeris and it seems that Cloud is haveing some secrets . I wonder what they are.Well let's ask him,come on out Cloud.
Audience:*claps*
Cloud:*walks out and takes a sit*
Sephiroth:Hi Cloud so what is this secret,we are dieing to know.
Cloud:well.....im here to tell Aeris that I'm seeing someone else.
Audience:*GASP*
Sephiroth:ooooo and who might this someone be?
Cloud:....Tifa.
Audience:*GASP*
Sephroith:Like we did'nt already know that.Anyway lets bring Aeris out ,come on out Aeris.
Audience:*claps*
Aeris:*walks out and sits next to Cloud*
Sephroith: Hi Aeris Cloud has something to tell you.
Aeris:. . . .ok
Cloud:um. . . .Aeris I have been. . . .seeing someone else.
Aeris:. . . .WHAT??!!!. . .WHO!!!!!
Cloud:um . . .Tifa. . . .
Aeris: THAT SLUT!!!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND OF ALL PEOPLE YOU PICK HER THAT SLUT!!!!!
Sephroith:well lets bring her out. . .Come on out Tifa!
Audience:Booooooooooo
Aeris:*begins to cry*
Tifa:*walks out and sits by Cloud*
Cloud:Aeris im sorry but you wear to much. . . .pink.
Aeris: your cheating on me because i wear pink?
Cloud:yes. i hate pink and Tifa is much bigger then you if you know what i mean. . .heh heh.
Audience:Booooooo
Tifa: *giggles*
Sephroith: *sigh* Cloud has always been dumb so don't mind him.
Cloud:Sephroith SHUTUP!!!!!
Sephroith:WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR SPIKEY @$$ DOWN HERE AND MAKE ME!!!!!
Audience: SEPHROITH SEPHROITH SEPHROITH!!!!
Cloud:Ok PREPAIR TO DIE!!!!!
Sephroith:*yawns* Suuuuuuure *pulls out his sword*
Cloud:*runs towards Sephroith with his sword but trips and falls on a wire*
Sephroith:. . . . . .MWAHAHAHAAHAH once a loser always a loser!!!!!
Audience:HA HA HA HA
random man in the audience: YOU SUCK!!!!
Aeris:*giggles*
Tifa:. . . . what a loser. . .*gets up and leaves*
Cloud: TIFA COME BACK I LOVE YOU!!!!
Seohroith:oh well. . . . . .so. . . .Aeris you busy tonight*grins*
Aeris:*blushes* . . .no.
Cloud:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sephroith:want to come over my place?
Aeris:sure!
Sephroith:Great!
Cloud:Aeris don't go with him he is EVIL. . . .PURE EVIL!!!
Aeris:well its better then being a loser . . .pure loser!!
Sephroith: . . . .sorry Cloud but your all alone now. unless. . . you want to go out with my mother.
Cloud:HELL NO!!!!!
Sephroith:JENOVA COME ON OUT!!!!
Jenova:*slithers over to Cloud* Hi handsome
Cloud:AHHHHHHHH*runs off stage*
Jenova:wait for me!!!! *goes after him*
Sephroith:HAVE FUN MOTHER!!!!!
Aeris:poor Cloud.
Sephroith:Thats it for today on the EVIL HOUR. . . .you ready Aeris?
Aeris: I sure am!!!
Audience:*claps*
*Sephroith and Aeris leave the set*
~*~The End~*~
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A/N:*sigh* please review PLEASE even is it sucked tell me if it does because I just became a authoress . . .and always remember SEPHY RULES!!!!!
~*~ Mellinia~*~