TITLE: Never Follow Kai, Your Out Of The Fic!
AUTHOR: Blue Demon
RATING: PG
SUMMERY: Where did Kai go? What the heck is Pad on about?!

'Kai!' I had ran after him. I took the stairs, he took the elevator. He already did he's speech inside his head, 'Team work, please. I could win this whole torunament if I wanted to.'

He had stopped, now I decided to worry, would he hit me? Would he yell at me? Would he remain silent? I wouldn't be able to answer any of those questions without speaking first. Bugger.

'Hello,' I said. I was brilliant at this!

I heard him sigh, in annoyence. Oh dear..........


Well, Tess had buggered off to follow 'her man', or as I liked to called him Frosty the Snowman! I wish we were in 'Angel', it would be easier on me. Though Max does look real nice.
We all went to find Kai and Tess, its like finding a needle in a hay stack, even with Dizzi's help. A guy called Kevin lauched a beyblade at us!!!! Well, Ray......

'Kai,' Ray said.

'Kai,' The rest of them said.

'Your always showing off,' Tyson said.

'The only reason I'm here is because you guy's need some serious training. I'll always be the last one in the wok boys,' Kai told them.

'So,' Kevin was about to start his speech. I remember this ep before and found it boring, so did Tess, now that I think of it.......

'Where's Tess?' I asked, Kevin looked at me, annoyence in his eyes, I stared back.

'Here,' Tess came out of the shadows; 'Didn't want to ruin the grand enterence,'

'Huh, unlike me,' I said, indicating my head towards Kevin.

The other's looked at me like I was nuts, aside from Kai. Meaning she explained what happend..... I guess.......... Unless she told him a big ole lie, which would be more like her.

'Yes,' Tess said with a nod; 'Hey, how you doin'? Kevin isn't it?'

Kevin looked freaked out.

'Lucky guess,' Kevin managed to say.

He and Tyson battled, while the other's watched, or if you were Max and Chief, started to comentary it, me and Tess had a quick whisper.

'What did you tell him?' I asked her.

'What do you mean what did I tell him?' Tess asked me.

'He didn't think I was a loony!' I was straining with this whisper conversation, I'm a loud person, did Tess tell you that?

'Maybe he already knew!' Tess said, we noticed Tyson's blade was out and everyone was looking at us.

'Er....' I said, noticing Tess winking; 'I was just proclaiming my love to Tess!'

Everyone looked at me with wide eyes, apart from Tess, who was shaking her head.

'I love you Tess!!' I said, sounding very official.

'Pad, I'm moving back, and then I'm going to run to the nearist phone box, and phoning the men in white coats,' Tess said slowly, moving backwards.

Luckily she didn't run off for the men in white, Mariah came on the scene. As did the rest of the White Tigers.

'Excuse me, but, are you supposed to be their leader? Let's see what you've got,' Kai said, holding his beyblade out. Or is it his launcher?

'You want to go?' Lee asked him, and I started to cough, Tess got the meaning, she knew I was trying very hard not to laugh.

'Up until now, all you've done is talk tough, can you back it up in the stadium?' Kai asked him, my laughing fit was over.

'I would, but the White Tigers has a code to follow,' Lee told us.

'You backing down?' Kai said.

'Yea right,' Lee said, his back turned towards 'our hero' as Tess calls him.

'Hey!' Kai said.

'What about me?' Mariah asked.

Tess clenched her hands, oh dear.

'Sorry kid, but your not the one I have a problem with,' Kai told her.

Oh dear, Tess has that mad, angry look in her eyes.
Mariah has let her beyblade go on a wee spin. That's nice.........

'Look I don't.... Wo!' Kai said, wide eyed.

We all watched as the beyblade slices the wok.

'Is it because your scared of me?' Mariah asked him; 'Maybe your scared of me because I'm a girl,'

'No,' Kai said.

'Wow,' Tyson said.

'Huh?' Kai looked in their direction.

'Kai have a look,' Tyson said.

We all saw the wok, then it was nothing more than.... er...... Wok pieces......

'Huh, lucky,' Kai said.

'That wasn't very nice,' Tess said. Now it was her turn to go nuts.

'Wha?' Mariah was surprised, she hadn't seen me or Tess. Too busy eyeing up Ray.

'That was a poor defenceless wok. How could it defend its self against your attack? I think you should apologise,' Tess told her, now, guess who is more insane?

'Huh,' Mariah said, now I got the feeling that she was now looking down at Tess.

'We're all waiting,' Tess hissed out, and everyone was surprised. Tess is usually all nice and calm, even when she doesn't feel it.

'I don't think so, freak,' Mariah told her, oh dear.

'Look, just apologise to the broken wok,' Tess repeated her request.

'No way, your a loony,' Mariah fired back. Gary, the big loveable dope, moved forwards and near Tess.

'Stop trying to butter me up!' Tess exclaimed, Mariah, along with everyone else was surprised.

'Huh, you'll learn, in time about me and Tess,' I said to them, I don't think they heard me.

'Well Ray, you team just seems to be full of freaks,' Lee said to the raven haired boy.

'I feel the love!' I said happily.

'Gary,' Lee said and Gary came up to me and Tess.

'We'll beat him with you,' Tess shot at him, Lee seemed to be taken back; 'Anyway, you lot have to look for a little green haired boy,'

'Let's go,' Lee said, Gary followed.

'See you later Ray,' Mariah practically spat out; 'And remember, this isn't over yet!' She left, but she glared at me and Tess first.

'All right Mariah. I'll be waiting for you,' Ray said, then growled.


'So, anyone want a pizza or something?' Max asked us all. Isn't he sweet?

'What were you thinking?' Kai asked Tess in a whisper.

'I saw pink,' Tess said with a shrug.

'Red,' Kai corrected her.

'No. Pink. Her hair was pink, and she was wearing pink and white. What, did she never grow out of those baby colours?' Tess said.

Oh, this was gonna be a long time!! Now they know we're both mental, who knows what they might do?