TITLE: Back To Tess
AUTHOR: Blue Demon
RATING: PG
SUMMERY: First match. We're going to hell, don't worry, we already know that fact!
'Wow,' Pad commented. Yes, me, Tess, has taken over this talking thingy.
'It looks like an artist painting,' Chief commented.
'Apart from the fact its real?' I teased him. Only kick I get out of this, I swear!
'Hey,' Chief said, annoyed.
We all pretty much tumbled out of the bus, stupid, evil bus..... grrr........
'That's it over there!' Mr Dickinson pointed it out.
Bloody hell, I thought it was an anime trick, but its really like that!!!! Oh-My-God just springs to mind. How does it stay up there? Rocket boosters? No..... Dust would be around......... Evil dust................. OK, my problem is that I called two things evil, reason? And no! Its not because I am insane and worried that someone would take my lovely two toned blue haired Kai away from me.
Air!!
Its because I have suffered, oh yes, I have suffered! It was horrible!!!! Its horrible to suffer from such a thing!! You want to know what its called?!
JET LAG!!!!
No need to laugh!! I'm serious!!! Bastard...... Grr..... Evil........
'We've got some rock climbing to do,' Tyson said, with his fist clenched.
You know in the show it has that red background thing? Well, here he doesn't have that, so he looks really stupid, and I wish I wasn't near him....... Oh wait! I'm not! Yay!
Anyway, aside from me and Pad thinking up of a cunning plan to kill Tyson, we decided to go by the nicknames of Blackadder (Me) and Boldric (Pad), anyho, we checked the table, the team was going in A. We sadly saw the White Tigers. Oh dear.
'So, are you the tournament mascots?' Lee said.
I would be very happy to break his nose, but I'm pretty sure it was already broken, I bet it was Gary! Way ta go G! Lee shouldn't have touch your food!! (I bet all you though I was gonna say something else, huh? Huh?!)
I saw Kevin and Mariah. Mariah was trying to give me this evil glare, and oh dear it didn't work. I on the other hand can stare at people for very long periods of time. I know, I know. I did it with my cats, sad, huh? Anyway we endded up having this staring contest.
'Aren't you ment to be a blader?' I asked Mariah, at this point she blinked.
'Yes,' Mariah answered, wondering what trick I was going to pull. Moi? Trick?
'Then why are you trying to do a staring contest with me? I'm in no way shape or form gonna forgive you for what you did to that poor wee wok,' I told her and she looked stunned, I think I was being bad, very bad, and it was affecting the time of the show, that was never ment to happen! Well, me and Pad weren't ment to be there either, but we were.
'Humph,' Mariah said.
The White Tigers walked away, ovbiously scared that I might attack them too! I have a sharp tounge!! Woohoo!
Well, actually Pad took me away to the side and told me that the White Tigers would most likely have been scared off by me talking about a wok as if it was human. She then said I was taking the Hindu religion a bit too far, as she knew that I believed that souls are reincarnated, but I went over the line. I kinda gathered that, the guy's, including Kai were all giving me mean glares.......
'Mental home, here I come,' I said softly, I couldn't help it!!! She did!! She killed the wok just to prove to Kai that she was powerful!!!! Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!
'You could say that,' Pad whispered back to me.
'I'm outta here,' I told them and walked away.
'Where are you going?' Ray asked me.
'To find a cliff, and jump off it,' I told him with a slight smile.
'I'll go too,' Pad said happily.
All of them thought we were insane. Even Kai! It must be love.......... No! Wait! I can't sing that! Hum, oh! Come what may!!!! I will love you until my dying day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so starts our adventure of............. Erm....... Well, on our way to insanity.
Please don't worry, me and Pad are the one's going to hell, your just the reader, your safe.
So, as me and Pad are walking out of the stadium hallway bitty, Pad wittering on about Max, I was amazed that she liked him, so I had to ask and once the question was out, I wished I hadn't.
'Why do you like Max?' I asked her, stupid me! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
'I was telling you!! Pay attention!' Pad cried out, making a few people (Over 50 but less than 70, it wasn't a big crowd!) stare at us.
'Sorry,' I said to her, though I wasn't sorry at all, when Pad rambles on she starts to speak faster than a rally car!
Luckily I have managed to figure out what she is saying, but it involves a lot of concentration, so I do at times forget to walk, or not pay any attention to the road infront of me and bang into a lamp post, an old woman, a post man, a post box, a large dog, a small dog, a terrier, a pit bull, a horse, a policeman, a plant pot, and last but not least one of those electrical box's. Usually coloured green or gray, very painful. Anyway, she wittered on and suddenly;
'Why do you like Kai?' She asks.
Now, at this point I was thinking, Yes!! She's stopped talking!! No chance of me to;
fall off the road, having a car run over me, having a bus run over me, or tripping over a pebble. Then I suddenly understood what she was asking. Oh dear. What I got from her about why she liked Max was;
He looks like a puppy, he looks nice in green, he looks nice in yellow, he has lovely blonde hair, he looks like a puppy, his beyblade matches his clothes, he looks like a puppy, he has lovely big blue eyes, and did I mention that he looks like a puppy? Bloody hell.
'Well,' I took out a piece of paper, well, A4 sized paper, so you can't yell at me.
'Bloody hell,' Pad said, a bit stunned.
I started my list way before we came into this world, well, the Beyblade world, otherwise that just sounds a bit too nutty, even for us!!! Anyway, I have been adding to the list. Let's just say that Pad was surprised at my list. I'll tell you all later!!!
So, we won, well, the Bladebreakers, minus my wee Kai.... Well, no minus my wee big Kai, there, much better. So, Tyson decided we should all eat out, and so we did, Kai included, and the bill went to a fairly surprised, not to mention a bit miffed, Mr Dickinson.
I am innocent of all food prices!!! I only had two dishes!! The main course and dessert!!!!!
Kai was busy telling us that we should all focus on the next match.
'But me and Tess aren't in the next match,' Pad told him, I gripped my spoon, Pad noticed; 'Are you all right?'
Breath, breath, in and out, in and out........... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...................
'Excuse us,' I said with a slight smile, walked over to Pad and dragged her out.
Rather unlady like I know, but it was that or kill her with a spoon. Which is worse? I guess some might say being unlady like, because if I killed Pad, I would have them all to my self.
Err, no thank you, Tyson is getting on my last nerve, Max is on a sugar high all the time, Chief is always on the computer nearly 24/7, and Ray and his hair!!! Very nice the first 100 times I saw it, reminded me of a cats tail. Well, I told him a white tiger's tail, without the black strips.
'Is there something wrong?' Pad asked me.
'Darwing, Kai wasn't talking to us. He has never spoken to us since........... A few days ago!'
'Well, he might have forgive us,' Pad said cheerfully.
'Oh no.......' I groaned and Pad went back inside.
This is going to be a long tournament.......
AUTHOR: Blue Demon
RATING: PG
SUMMERY: First match. We're going to hell, don't worry, we already know that fact!
'Wow,' Pad commented. Yes, me, Tess, has taken over this talking thingy.
'It looks like an artist painting,' Chief commented.
'Apart from the fact its real?' I teased him. Only kick I get out of this, I swear!
'Hey,' Chief said, annoyed.
We all pretty much tumbled out of the bus, stupid, evil bus..... grrr........
'That's it over there!' Mr Dickinson pointed it out.
Bloody hell, I thought it was an anime trick, but its really like that!!!! Oh-My-God just springs to mind. How does it stay up there? Rocket boosters? No..... Dust would be around......... Evil dust................. OK, my problem is that I called two things evil, reason? And no! Its not because I am insane and worried that someone would take my lovely two toned blue haired Kai away from me.
Air!!
Its because I have suffered, oh yes, I have suffered! It was horrible!!!! Its horrible to suffer from such a thing!! You want to know what its called?!
JET LAG!!!!
No need to laugh!! I'm serious!!! Bastard...... Grr..... Evil........
'We've got some rock climbing to do,' Tyson said, with his fist clenched.
You know in the show it has that red background thing? Well, here he doesn't have that, so he looks really stupid, and I wish I wasn't near him....... Oh wait! I'm not! Yay!
Anyway, aside from me and Pad thinking up of a cunning plan to kill Tyson, we decided to go by the nicknames of Blackadder (Me) and Boldric (Pad), anyho, we checked the table, the team was going in A. We sadly saw the White Tigers. Oh dear.
'So, are you the tournament mascots?' Lee said.
I would be very happy to break his nose, but I'm pretty sure it was already broken, I bet it was Gary! Way ta go G! Lee shouldn't have touch your food!! (I bet all you though I was gonna say something else, huh? Huh?!)
I saw Kevin and Mariah. Mariah was trying to give me this evil glare, and oh dear it didn't work. I on the other hand can stare at people for very long periods of time. I know, I know. I did it with my cats, sad, huh? Anyway we endded up having this staring contest.
'Aren't you ment to be a blader?' I asked Mariah, at this point she blinked.
'Yes,' Mariah answered, wondering what trick I was going to pull. Moi? Trick?
'Then why are you trying to do a staring contest with me? I'm in no way shape or form gonna forgive you for what you did to that poor wee wok,' I told her and she looked stunned, I think I was being bad, very bad, and it was affecting the time of the show, that was never ment to happen! Well, me and Pad weren't ment to be there either, but we were.
'Humph,' Mariah said.
The White Tigers walked away, ovbiously scared that I might attack them too! I have a sharp tounge!! Woohoo!
Well, actually Pad took me away to the side and told me that the White Tigers would most likely have been scared off by me talking about a wok as if it was human. She then said I was taking the Hindu religion a bit too far, as she knew that I believed that souls are reincarnated, but I went over the line. I kinda gathered that, the guy's, including Kai were all giving me mean glares.......
'Mental home, here I come,' I said softly, I couldn't help it!!! She did!! She killed the wok just to prove to Kai that she was powerful!!!! Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!
'You could say that,' Pad whispered back to me.
'I'm outta here,' I told them and walked away.
'Where are you going?' Ray asked me.
'To find a cliff, and jump off it,' I told him with a slight smile.
'I'll go too,' Pad said happily.
All of them thought we were insane. Even Kai! It must be love.......... No! Wait! I can't sing that! Hum, oh! Come what may!!!! I will love you until my dying day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so starts our adventure of............. Erm....... Well, on our way to insanity.
Please don't worry, me and Pad are the one's going to hell, your just the reader, your safe.
So, as me and Pad are walking out of the stadium hallway bitty, Pad wittering on about Max, I was amazed that she liked him, so I had to ask and once the question was out, I wished I hadn't.
'Why do you like Max?' I asked her, stupid me! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
'I was telling you!! Pay attention!' Pad cried out, making a few people (Over 50 but less than 70, it wasn't a big crowd!) stare at us.
'Sorry,' I said to her, though I wasn't sorry at all, when Pad rambles on she starts to speak faster than a rally car!
Luckily I have managed to figure out what she is saying, but it involves a lot of concentration, so I do at times forget to walk, or not pay any attention to the road infront of me and bang into a lamp post, an old woman, a post man, a post box, a large dog, a small dog, a terrier, a pit bull, a horse, a policeman, a plant pot, and last but not least one of those electrical box's. Usually coloured green or gray, very painful. Anyway, she wittered on and suddenly;
'Why do you like Kai?' She asks.
Now, at this point I was thinking, Yes!! She's stopped talking!! No chance of me to;
fall off the road, having a car run over me, having a bus run over me, or tripping over a pebble. Then I suddenly understood what she was asking. Oh dear. What I got from her about why she liked Max was;
He looks like a puppy, he looks nice in green, he looks nice in yellow, he has lovely blonde hair, he looks like a puppy, his beyblade matches his clothes, he looks like a puppy, he has lovely big blue eyes, and did I mention that he looks like a puppy? Bloody hell.
'Well,' I took out a piece of paper, well, A4 sized paper, so you can't yell at me.
'Bloody hell,' Pad said, a bit stunned.
I started my list way before we came into this world, well, the Beyblade world, otherwise that just sounds a bit too nutty, even for us!!! Anyway, I have been adding to the list. Let's just say that Pad was surprised at my list. I'll tell you all later!!!
So, we won, well, the Bladebreakers, minus my wee Kai.... Well, no minus my wee big Kai, there, much better. So, Tyson decided we should all eat out, and so we did, Kai included, and the bill went to a fairly surprised, not to mention a bit miffed, Mr Dickinson.
I am innocent of all food prices!!! I only had two dishes!! The main course and dessert!!!!!
Kai was busy telling us that we should all focus on the next match.
'But me and Tess aren't in the next match,' Pad told him, I gripped my spoon, Pad noticed; 'Are you all right?'
Breath, breath, in and out, in and out........... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...................
'Excuse us,' I said with a slight smile, walked over to Pad and dragged her out.
Rather unlady like I know, but it was that or kill her with a spoon. Which is worse? I guess some might say being unlady like, because if I killed Pad, I would have them all to my self.
Err, no thank you, Tyson is getting on my last nerve, Max is on a sugar high all the time, Chief is always on the computer nearly 24/7, and Ray and his hair!!! Very nice the first 100 times I saw it, reminded me of a cats tail. Well, I told him a white tiger's tail, without the black strips.
'Is there something wrong?' Pad asked me.
'Darwing, Kai wasn't talking to us. He has never spoken to us since........... A few days ago!'
'Well, he might have forgive us,' Pad said cheerfully.
'Oh no.......' I groaned and Pad went back inside.
This is going to be a long tournament.......