Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

by Phoenix with a Head Cold

Okay boys and girls, we're back! Okay, The REAL fifth scene is up! You see, this is called Yellow is a complete moron...ANYWAY, this is a Harry Potter/Monty Python and the Holy Grail hybrid type thing with a dash of our *ahem* humor in it.

1. Red and Yellow's Little Beginning Thingi...

Harry Potter and the Holy Grail

[Harry and his trusty servant, Pansy (Parkinson), are zooming along (Pansy is holding a fan pointed at Harry and is rubbing two hand brooms together so it sounds like Harry is actually on a broom)]

Yellow: Harry and his trusted servant, Pansy, are zooming along, uh.Harry has no broom because he spent all his money to buy out Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, now known as Harry's Pot Every Flavour.

Red: (interupts with sniggers)

Yellow: What's so funny?

Red: Harry's.nevermind.

Yellow: Anyway, they're off to this castle place.

Red: Why?

Yellow: Because.I dunno.They feel like it!

Red: Well, that doesn't make any sense!

Yellow: Okay, just shutup, I'm starting the story!

Red: Okay.