Harry Potter and the Holy Grail
Harry: Come on Pansy!
Pansy: (mumbles)
Harry: (making broom noises) Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoa! A castle.carry on Pansy!
(There's this neato big castle and Harry and Pansy *swish* up to it)
Harry: (yelling up to castle) Hello?
Man: Hark! Who goes there?
Harry: Harry Potter! The-Boy-Who-Lived! Kid with the scar! Owner of Harry's Pot Every Flavour Beans! The.
Man: (interrupts) self-absorbed weirdo?
Pansy: Sorry, he's had too many beans.
(Pansy and the guy snigger)
Harry: What? WhatâEs so funny?
Yellow: Yeah, I don't get it either.
(Red, Pansy, and the dude snigger)
Harry: Can we continue the story now?
Red: Sure.
Harry: Can I speak to the owner so he can join my knights of the oval table?
Man: Oval?
Harry: Can I get through a statement without someone making a comment?
Pansy: No, Harry Pothead.
Man and Pansy: Ahahahahaha!
Harry: It's Pot-ter!
Man and Pansy: (louder) AHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry: SHUTUP! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MASTER?
Man: What will he do? Ride a broom?
Harry: Yes.
Man: But you have two hand brooms!
Harry: What?
Man: You have two hand brooms that you are brushing together.
Harry: So.
Man: Hand brooms are not native to this area, you see the first were invented in France and.
Harry: It doesn't matter, just let me speak to your master!
Man: Where'd you get the hand brooms?
Harry: We found them!
Man: Found them?! In London? Now like I said, hand brooms are from France.
Harry: Well, flamingoes are not native to this area and we see them in zoos.
Man: Are you suggesting that hand brooms are alive?
Harry: No it can be carried.
Man: Carried?! By what? A flamingo?
Harry: It doesn't matter if it can be carried, can I just speak to.
Man: Unless it was a Canadian Flamingo.
Harry: What?
Man: Wait, not a Canadian Flamingo.they cannot fly.
(pause)
Man 2: It could be carried by a Californian Flamingo.
Man: Ah yes, maybe, but not a Canadian Flamingo.
Man 2: But what if.
Pansy: SHUTUP! SHUTUP! (throws hand brooms at the two men) I BOUGHT THEM AT THE DOLLAR STORE! GAWD!
Harry: (frightened) Um.kay.b-but now how are we going to find the knights without brooms?
Pansy: IT WAS A HAND BROOM! IT DID NOTHING! WE WALKED THE WHOLE WAY!
Harry: No broom? How un-kingly.
Pansy: You're not a king! You are a silly little boy with a scar on your head! (stalks off angrily)
Harry: Uh.(looks around) come Pansy.(chases after Pansy)
Man: But how did the hand brooms get to the dollar store.
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Harry: Come on Pansy!
Pansy: (mumbles)
Harry: (making broom noises) Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoa! A castle.carry on Pansy!
(There's this neato big castle and Harry and Pansy *swish* up to it)
Harry: (yelling up to castle) Hello?
Man: Hark! Who goes there?
Harry: Harry Potter! The-Boy-Who-Lived! Kid with the scar! Owner of Harry's Pot Every Flavour Beans! The.
Man: (interrupts) self-absorbed weirdo?
Pansy: Sorry, he's had too many beans.
(Pansy and the guy snigger)
Harry: What? WhatâEs so funny?
Yellow: Yeah, I don't get it either.
(Red, Pansy, and the dude snigger)
Harry: Can we continue the story now?
Red: Sure.
Harry: Can I speak to the owner so he can join my knights of the oval table?
Man: Oval?
Harry: Can I get through a statement without someone making a comment?
Pansy: No, Harry Pothead.
Man and Pansy: Ahahahahaha!
Harry: It's Pot-ter!
Man and Pansy: (louder) AHAHAHAHAHA!
Harry: SHUTUP! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MASTER?
Man: What will he do? Ride a broom?
Harry: Yes.
Man: But you have two hand brooms!
Harry: What?
Man: You have two hand brooms that you are brushing together.
Harry: So.
Man: Hand brooms are not native to this area, you see the first were invented in France and.
Harry: It doesn't matter, just let me speak to your master!
Man: Where'd you get the hand brooms?
Harry: We found them!
Man: Found them?! In London? Now like I said, hand brooms are from France.
Harry: Well, flamingoes are not native to this area and we see them in zoos.
Man: Are you suggesting that hand brooms are alive?
Harry: No it can be carried.
Man: Carried?! By what? A flamingo?
Harry: It doesn't matter if it can be carried, can I just speak to.
Man: Unless it was a Canadian Flamingo.
Harry: What?
Man: Wait, not a Canadian Flamingo.they cannot fly.
(pause)
Man 2: It could be carried by a Californian Flamingo.
Man: Ah yes, maybe, but not a Canadian Flamingo.
Man 2: But what if.
Pansy: SHUTUP! SHUTUP! (throws hand brooms at the two men) I BOUGHT THEM AT THE DOLLAR STORE! GAWD!
Harry: (frightened) Um.kay.b-but now how are we going to find the knights without brooms?
Pansy: IT WAS A HAND BROOM! IT DID NOTHING! WE WALKED THE WHOLE WAY!
Harry: No broom? How un-kingly.
Pansy: You're not a king! You are a silly little boy with a scar on your head! (stalks off angrily)
Harry: Uh.(looks around) come Pansy.(chases after Pansy)
Man: But how did the hand brooms get to the dollar store.
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