Harry Potter and the Holy Grail
Yellow: (comes back with a Diet Vanilla Coke) Yes, a Diet Vanilla Coke, I am refreshed.
Red: Ya know, putting 20 pixy stix in it defeats the whole diet thing.
Yellow: Shutup, Red!
Scene: Camelot!
Snape: (reclining on a grrrrand piano in sequiny red cocktail gown) Hey Big Spender. Spend a little time with me.
Everyone: (twitch) twitch.
Snape: From the minute you walked in the door
I could tell you were a man of distinction.
Red: Uh.Snapie.
Snape: A REAL BIG SPENDER!
Yellow: You're in the wrong story! Go back to Ruffle! (to readers) Sorry folks, that's what happens when you try to write two stories at once!
Hermione: (winks at Snape)
Yellow: (twitches) WRONG STORY! (sighs) Actors.
Red: Uh.Yellow? Does Mrs. Peterson ring a bell?
Yellow: Shutup Red! Now, can we PLEASE continue?
"Knights": We are the knights of Camelot!
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!.
Yellow: Just stop! I really don't want to hear singing right now! Just please stop!
Hermione: But if we stop now, the story will be.well.wrong!
Red: And.?
Hermione: But it won't be right. It will be.flawed!
Yellow: (gasps) She's right.
Red: Gawd, Yellow is obsessive compulsive.
Yellow: Do you have a problem with that?
Red: Yes.
Yellow: Good! Wait.what?
Harry: My knights and I would like to go now please.
Yellow: Yes, yes fine! Scene 5 everyone!
Red: Can I borrow your cell phone?
Yellow: Yes, yes go!
Yellow: (comes back with a Diet Vanilla Coke) Yes, a Diet Vanilla Coke, I am refreshed.
Red: Ya know, putting 20 pixy stix in it defeats the whole diet thing.
Yellow: Shutup, Red!
Scene: Camelot!
Snape: (reclining on a grrrrand piano in sequiny red cocktail gown) Hey Big Spender. Spend a little time with me.
Everyone: (twitch) twitch.
Snape: From the minute you walked in the door
I could tell you were a man of distinction.
Red: Uh.Snapie.
Snape: A REAL BIG SPENDER!
Yellow: You're in the wrong story! Go back to Ruffle! (to readers) Sorry folks, that's what happens when you try to write two stories at once!
Hermione: (winks at Snape)
Yellow: (twitches) WRONG STORY! (sighs) Actors.
Red: Uh.Yellow? Does Mrs. Peterson ring a bell?
Yellow: Shutup Red! Now, can we PLEASE continue?
"Knights": We are the knights of Camelot!
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot!.
Yellow: Just stop! I really don't want to hear singing right now! Just please stop!
Hermione: But if we stop now, the story will be.well.wrong!
Red: And.?
Hermione: But it won't be right. It will be.flawed!
Yellow: (gasps) She's right.
Red: Gawd, Yellow is obsessive compulsive.
Yellow: Do you have a problem with that?
Red: Yes.
Yellow: Good! Wait.what?
Harry: My knights and I would like to go now please.
Yellow: Yes, yes fine! Scene 5 everyone!
Red: Can I borrow your cell phone?
Yellow: Yes, yes go!