Harry Potter and the Holy Grail
Yellow: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, and Neville are walking along with their servants. Pansy is still handcuffed to Harry. When suddenly (dramatic pause) God appears!
(nothing happens)
Yellow: AND GOD APPEARS!
(nothing happens)
Dumbledore: Uh, the lights and clouds aren't working.
Yellow: Cut! (twitch) Who is in charge of the lights?!
Red: (waves hands from rafters in ceiling) Meeee!
Yellow: (hits self with script) Okay.(downs a few pixy stix) Dumbledore, just.just pretend you're God.
Dumbledore: Ya know, this whole God thing isn't working for me.
Yellow: (sighs) Sigh.Pretend you're a news caster.
Dumbledore: (picks up stick and uses it as a microphone) And now for our news-breaking story!
(suddenly a paper-mache news set drops down, a desk appears out of the ground and head line music is playing)
Yellow: Red, you can do all that, but you can't turn on the lights?!
Red: (looks down) I am light-switch impaired. (big smile)
Yellow: (slaps script against forehead)
(back on the set Dumbledore is im a snazzy suit and a strange girl is in her pajamas with a sleeping bag and a teddy bear under her arm.just standing there.)
Dumbledore: Harry and his crew are on a quest, (important news caster voice) A quest for what? None other than the Holy Grail! (a grail appears on the television) Yes, this grail is not only Holy, it's also pure gold with an assortment of rubies, emeralds, and other shiny things! In other news.
Girl on Set: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Yellow: Oh no! Waldomier, what are you doing here?
Waldomier: Red invited me! We're having a schleep over!
Yellow: You invited her?!
Red: Yesh! We are having a schleep over!
Yellow: This story is supposed to be about Harry Potter, not us!
Waldomier: (in tears) (pouty lip) Do you mean I-I-I can't shtay?
Yellow: Oh, oh fine.just go sit in the corner.
Red and Waldomier: Yay!
Yellow: Okay, this is so messed, we're going onto the 6th scene, but I don't want you two to interrupt!
Yellow: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Malfoy, and Neville are walking along with their servants. Pansy is still handcuffed to Harry. When suddenly (dramatic pause) God appears!
(nothing happens)
Yellow: AND GOD APPEARS!
(nothing happens)
Dumbledore: Uh, the lights and clouds aren't working.
Yellow: Cut! (twitch) Who is in charge of the lights?!
Red: (waves hands from rafters in ceiling) Meeee!
Yellow: (hits self with script) Okay.(downs a few pixy stix) Dumbledore, just.just pretend you're God.
Dumbledore: Ya know, this whole God thing isn't working for me.
Yellow: (sighs) Sigh.Pretend you're a news caster.
Dumbledore: (picks up stick and uses it as a microphone) And now for our news-breaking story!
(suddenly a paper-mache news set drops down, a desk appears out of the ground and head line music is playing)
Yellow: Red, you can do all that, but you can't turn on the lights?!
Red: (looks down) I am light-switch impaired. (big smile)
Yellow: (slaps script against forehead)
(back on the set Dumbledore is im a snazzy suit and a strange girl is in her pajamas with a sleeping bag and a teddy bear under her arm.just standing there.)
Dumbledore: Harry and his crew are on a quest, (important news caster voice) A quest for what? None other than the Holy Grail! (a grail appears on the television) Yes, this grail is not only Holy, it's also pure gold with an assortment of rubies, emeralds, and other shiny things! In other news.
Girl on Set: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
Yellow: Oh no! Waldomier, what are you doing here?
Waldomier: Red invited me! We're having a schleep over!
Yellow: You invited her?!
Red: Yesh! We are having a schleep over!
Yellow: This story is supposed to be about Harry Potter, not us!
Waldomier: (in tears) (pouty lip) Do you mean I-I-I can't shtay?
Yellow: Oh, oh fine.just go sit in the corner.
Red and Waldomier: Yay!
Yellow: Okay, this is so messed, we're going onto the 6th scene, but I don't want you two to interrupt!