Please note: I do not own any of these characters except for the host. The characters all belong to Robert Jordan.

Day 1

Tribe Dragon:

Rand: Okay everybody, before we set up camp I would like to establish some ground rules.

Nynaeve: Oh for pete's sake.....

Everybody groans

Rand: What??? All I want to say is that because this tribe is named after me, I am the leader.

Nynaeve: Puhleeze. Save us from the torture.

Elaida: As the Amyrlin Seat, I believe that the right of leadership should go to me. At least I was elected to the office that I hold.

Perrin: Does anyone have any chips?

Nynaeve: Since we're all in this mess together, we should elect a leader for our tribe. All in favor of Rand as leader say "Aye".

Lanfear, Rand, Perrin, and Moiraine: Aye, I mean Nay, I mean, Why am I always agreeing with her?

Nynaeve: All in favor of Elaida as leader

Elaida: Aye. Okay nobody here likes me, do you?

The others nod in agreement.

Nynaeve: All in favor of me as leader

Nynaeve, Min, and Thom: Aye

Nynaeve: Okay, I guess that makes Rand the leader

Rand: Yippee!!!

Elaida: Great

Tribe Tower

Everyone is unpacking their supplies, paying no attention to the camera. Faile, Elayne, Egwene, Birgitte, Aviendha, and Siuan are sitting in a circle, whispering to each other.

Egwene: Does anyone here want to form an alliance to get Mat voted off the island?

The others nod in agreement

Elayne: All he does is sit around and roll dice. He deserves to go.