Please Note: I own none of the characters, except for the host.
Host: Welcome, Tribe Dragon, to your first tribal council. Before we proceed to vote off one of your party, I will give each of you a chance to tell your tribe why you should stay.
Rand: Ummmm, well, I'm the leader of this tribe
Nynaeve: Puhleeze
Rand: And I feel that as leader, I should stay with the tribe to the end.
Elaida: I know many of you may not like me, but think of it this way, I am capable of doing work and I will do my best to support the tribe to the end.
Lanfear: I don't care what happens to me here, as long as my Lewwy-Poo stays with the tribe.
Perrin: I'm a hard worker and I won't let you guys down.
Min: I have received a reading that you will not vote me off. That is all I must say.
Nynaeve: I am a sensible person (Tugs braid) and I (braid tug) will be (tug) dependable to the end. (tug) OUCH!!!
Thom: I prefer to tell you my reasons for wanting to stay in song:
I will fight for my tribe I will work for my tribe I will strive for my tribe I will perservere,
I will not let you down So do not frown I will last to the end.
Moiraine: Well I am not going to sing, but I will do a good job for my tribe and I feel I deserve to stay.
Host: Well, now is the time for you to vote one of you out.
One by one the members of the tribe go up and cast their vote.
Nynaeve: I voted for Rand because he's an idiot and he deserves to go.
Rand: I voted for Lanfear because she's so annoying and I would like to retain my sanity, although I know that I will lose it someday anyway.
Host: Now I will count the votes. One vote Lanfear, one vote Moiraine, one vote Min, one vote Lanfear, one vote Lanfear, one vote Rand, one vote Elaida, and one vote Lanfear. That would make it four votes Lanfear, one vote Min, one vote Moiraine, one vote rand, and one vote Elaida. Lanfear, you have been voted off the island.
Lanfear: How can they do this to me. I have the strangest feeling that my own Lewwy-Poo voted me off. This is an outrage.
Host: Welcome, Tribe Dragon, to your first tribal council. Before we proceed to vote off one of your party, I will give each of you a chance to tell your tribe why you should stay.
Rand: Ummmm, well, I'm the leader of this tribe
Nynaeve: Puhleeze
Rand: And I feel that as leader, I should stay with the tribe to the end.
Elaida: I know many of you may not like me, but think of it this way, I am capable of doing work and I will do my best to support the tribe to the end.
Lanfear: I don't care what happens to me here, as long as my Lewwy-Poo stays with the tribe.
Perrin: I'm a hard worker and I won't let you guys down.
Min: I have received a reading that you will not vote me off. That is all I must say.
Nynaeve: I am a sensible person (Tugs braid) and I (braid tug) will be (tug) dependable to the end. (tug) OUCH!!!
Thom: I prefer to tell you my reasons for wanting to stay in song:
I will fight for my tribe I will work for my tribe I will strive for my tribe I will perservere,
I will not let you down So do not frown I will last to the end.
Moiraine: Well I am not going to sing, but I will do a good job for my tribe and I feel I deserve to stay.
Host: Well, now is the time for you to vote one of you out.
One by one the members of the tribe go up and cast their vote.
Nynaeve: I voted for Rand because he's an idiot and he deserves to go.
Rand: I voted for Lanfear because she's so annoying and I would like to retain my sanity, although I know that I will lose it someday anyway.
Host: Now I will count the votes. One vote Lanfear, one vote Moiraine, one vote Min, one vote Lanfear, one vote Lanfear, one vote Rand, one vote Elaida, and one vote Lanfear. That would make it four votes Lanfear, one vote Min, one vote Moiraine, one vote rand, and one vote Elaida. Lanfear, you have been voted off the island.
Lanfear: How can they do this to me. I have the strangest feeling that my own Lewwy-Poo voted me off. This is an outrage.