Please Note: I own only the host. All other characters belong to Robert
Jordan.
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Tribe Tower
Birgitte: I can't believe what happened to Mat back at the immunity challenge.
Elayne: Yeah, talk about luck.
Egwene: We WERE going to vote him off anyway.
Faile: But this saved us the trouble. Now we can focus on voting off Lan. He's the only guy left.
Siuan: We might want to have a strong, powerful warder around sometime.
Aviendha: Great, can you tell me where you can find one?
Birgitte: How about over here.
Elayne: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot about you.
Siuan: Has anyone noticed what time of day it is.
Faile: She's right. We have a challenge to get to.
Egwene: LAN!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!! WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE FOR THE CHALLENGE WITHOUT YOU!!!
Lan: Sorry. I'm coming.
At the challenge:
Host: Okay everybody, it's time for today's immunity challenge. The challenge is as follows: Each team must hook up the VCR to the TV provided. Then they must put on the garments in the green box and perform whatever is on the tape. The first tribe to connect the VCR, put on the garments, and complete their performance successfully will be the winner. You may begin.
Tribe Dragon immediately starts working. Nynaeve is reading the instruction manual.
Nynaeve: Okay, it says here that the first step is to connect wire A, the yellow one, into plug 2. Thom, will you do that. Next we have to ...
Meanwhile Tribe Tower is working at a more effecient pace.
Siuan: Birgitte, put the green wire into hole 2. Aviendha, bring me the tape. We're finished.
They pop in the tape and begin watching. However, back at Tribe Dragon, things aren't going as well.
Elaida: That should do it. Let's try the tape.
Perrin: Could someone untie me from this tangled mess back here.
Nynaeve: Perrin, I told you to stay away from the wires. Now we'll have to take out the entire setup and start all over again. Moiraine: Great, just great. Look they're already watching the tape.
Tribe Tower is indeed sitting around the TV, watching the video, which contains a group of people with afros and purple jumpsuits on doing the moonwalk to Weird Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque".
Elayne: We're supposed to do this?
Faile: I don't know, lets see what we have to wear.
Lan breaks open the box.
Birgitte: Oh no, it can't be...
Aviendha: It is, purple jumpsuits and afro wigs.
Egwene: I am not wearing that.
Siuan: You have to.
They all change into their jumpsuits and put on their wigs. Meanwhile, back at Tribe Dragon...
Nynaeve: Okay, that's the last wire.
Elaida: Gee, I wonder if it will work this time.
Moiraine: It better.
Rand: Here's the tape.
They all settle down and watch the people in afros and jumpsuits do the moonwalk. Tribe Tower, however is progressing in the dance.
Elayne: What we want to do is feel lighter on our feet than we actually are. Therefore, I've channeled Air around our feet. When we do the dance, all we have to do is relax, and I'll channel our feet into the right positions.
Siuan: I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Egwene: Oh come on, what harm can it do.
They play the tape and begin the moonwalk. Everything is going well until Lan slips and falls, jamming his foot into the television screen.
Birgitte: Great, now look at what you've done.
Lan: It wasn't my fault.
Faile: Elayne, what do you have to say about this.
Elayne: Ummmmmm, I can explain, really, I can...
In the meantime, Tribe Dragon has changed into their jumpsuits and has just completed the moonwalk.
Host: We have a winner Siuan: I knew this wasn't a good idea.
Tribe Tower
Birgitte: I can't believe what happened to Mat back at the immunity challenge.
Elayne: Yeah, talk about luck.
Egwene: We WERE going to vote him off anyway.
Faile: But this saved us the trouble. Now we can focus on voting off Lan. He's the only guy left.
Siuan: We might want to have a strong, powerful warder around sometime.
Aviendha: Great, can you tell me where you can find one?
Birgitte: How about over here.
Elayne: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot about you.
Siuan: Has anyone noticed what time of day it is.
Faile: She's right. We have a challenge to get to.
Egwene: LAN!!! GET OVER HERE NOW!!! WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE FOR THE CHALLENGE WITHOUT YOU!!!
Lan: Sorry. I'm coming.
At the challenge:
Host: Okay everybody, it's time for today's immunity challenge. The challenge is as follows: Each team must hook up the VCR to the TV provided. Then they must put on the garments in the green box and perform whatever is on the tape. The first tribe to connect the VCR, put on the garments, and complete their performance successfully will be the winner. You may begin.
Tribe Dragon immediately starts working. Nynaeve is reading the instruction manual.
Nynaeve: Okay, it says here that the first step is to connect wire A, the yellow one, into plug 2. Thom, will you do that. Next we have to ...
Meanwhile Tribe Tower is working at a more effecient pace.
Siuan: Birgitte, put the green wire into hole 2. Aviendha, bring me the tape. We're finished.
They pop in the tape and begin watching. However, back at Tribe Dragon, things aren't going as well.
Elaida: That should do it. Let's try the tape.
Perrin: Could someone untie me from this tangled mess back here.
Nynaeve: Perrin, I told you to stay away from the wires. Now we'll have to take out the entire setup and start all over again. Moiraine: Great, just great. Look they're already watching the tape.
Tribe Tower is indeed sitting around the TV, watching the video, which contains a group of people with afros and purple jumpsuits on doing the moonwalk to Weird Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque".
Elayne: We're supposed to do this?
Faile: I don't know, lets see what we have to wear.
Lan breaks open the box.
Birgitte: Oh no, it can't be...
Aviendha: It is, purple jumpsuits and afro wigs.
Egwene: I am not wearing that.
Siuan: You have to.
They all change into their jumpsuits and put on their wigs. Meanwhile, back at Tribe Dragon...
Nynaeve: Okay, that's the last wire.
Elaida: Gee, I wonder if it will work this time.
Moiraine: It better.
Rand: Here's the tape.
They all settle down and watch the people in afros and jumpsuits do the moonwalk. Tribe Tower, however is progressing in the dance.
Elayne: What we want to do is feel lighter on our feet than we actually are. Therefore, I've channeled Air around our feet. When we do the dance, all we have to do is relax, and I'll channel our feet into the right positions.
Siuan: I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Egwene: Oh come on, what harm can it do.
They play the tape and begin the moonwalk. Everything is going well until Lan slips and falls, jamming his foot into the television screen.
Birgitte: Great, now look at what you've done.
Lan: It wasn't my fault.
Faile: Elayne, what do you have to say about this.
Elayne: Ummmmmm, I can explain, really, I can...
In the meantime, Tribe Dragon has changed into their jumpsuits and has just completed the moonwalk.
Host: We have a winner Siuan: I knew this wasn't a good idea.