Fellowship of the Dorks (aka FotD)
Prologue

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It was the normal-est of normal days. In fact, it was so normal, that on this particular day, the insane author and her friends were, well..normal. And that wasn't normal. In fact, the normality of this normally normal day was making this particularly normal author sick to her normally normal stomach.

But then this insane, albiet normal, author had a brilliant (or, as the case may be, extremely frightening) idea. She would transport herself and three of her abnormal friends into Middle Earth.

Her Mission?

Screw up Middle Earth indefinately.

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Chapter one is mucho better. =/