Okay, I got tired of waiting for reviews, so I just posted the next chapter anyways.

Please note that I do not own any of the characters, except for the host. The mystery person doesn't belong to me either. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------

Rand: HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!

Harry: Really? I didn't know that. I thought my name was Hairy Potty.

Rand: You have problems. So, why are you here?

Harry: I was stranded here after Lord Voldemort attacked Hogwarts with the help of the Dark One and the Forsaken.

Rand: Gee, sounds like a fanfic I once read where Sauron from "The Lord Of The Rings" and Voldie joined forces. Pretty lame, If you ask me. (shrugs) But I suppose whoever wrote that fanfic can write whatever he wants.

Harry: I wish he hadn't. Now my freinds Hermione and Ron are being forced to polish Lord Voldemort's porcelain kitty-cat collection.

Rand: Oh, does big bad Lord Voldie collect kitty-wittys?

Harry: I guess so. Hey, do you mind if I have some of that rice? All I've had to eat since I got here was raw monkey meat. I just killed the last monkey on the island.

Rand: Sorry, I really have to get going.

Harry: Okay then, tally-ho.

Rand: Maybe I'll see you again in another fanfic sometime.