FotD-Chapter one:
We're Falling? YAYYYYY!!
Another boring day at school. But this particular day wasn't normal. Oh, no, QUITE the contrary. You see, The Author, who had been mentioned previously, had finally put the finishing touches on her evil, sadistic, un-holy plan. If you do not know what this "plan" is...you, my friend, are a complete and total idiot.
Just like The Author herself.
It all started out at lunch. The Author could barely contain her excitement as she waited for a chance to go to...the bathroom. Hey, I told you she was an idiot.
Anyway.
***
The Author cackled maniacally as her line was led to the lunch area, simply because she was so "excited". The girl in front of her turned around, giving her a weird look. The Author merely whistled, looking around innocently.
"Nyehehehehehe." was all The Author said as she plopped down at her usual table. Moments later, an odd looking thing popped up next to her. It had black hair, and it was wearing a plaid dress with black stockings, and some cheap looking IZ rings.
"TOAST!" It screeched, laughing oddly at The Author.
"Glad you're showing faithfulness to Toast, Christina." The Author grinned. "Soooo....are you prepared?"
It-Err, Christina, nodded.
"Okie doke! Come with me!" The Author grabbed Christina's wrist and pulled her towards the Girl's bathroom.
***
"Erf...why the HELL do we have to use a freaking toilet?" Christina mumbled, flattening herself against the wall of the painfully small toilet stall. The Author snickered.
"Because."
"Because why?"
"BECAUSE." The Author snapped, placing her hand on the flusher. "Ready?"
Christina squirmed. "I..guess."
"Okay!" The Author pushed down on the flusher handle."Off to Middle Earth!"
Water flooded the stall. Moments later, the water disappeared, and the two girls were nowhere to be found.
***
With a loud POP, Christina and The Author appeared in the sky somewhere above Hobbiton, soaking wet. They had only one moment to look at each other before they began to fall.
And when that happened, one thing burst out of Christina's mouth:
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
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A/N: I get the feeling that this sucks. o-o Help.
We're Falling? YAYYYYY!!
Another boring day at school. But this particular day wasn't normal. Oh, no, QUITE the contrary. You see, The Author, who had been mentioned previously, had finally put the finishing touches on her evil, sadistic, un-holy plan. If you do not know what this "plan" is...you, my friend, are a complete and total idiot.
Just like The Author herself.
It all started out at lunch. The Author could barely contain her excitement as she waited for a chance to go to...the bathroom. Hey, I told you she was an idiot.
Anyway.
***
The Author cackled maniacally as her line was led to the lunch area, simply because she was so "excited". The girl in front of her turned around, giving her a weird look. The Author merely whistled, looking around innocently.
"Nyehehehehehe." was all The Author said as she plopped down at her usual table. Moments later, an odd looking thing popped up next to her. It had black hair, and it was wearing a plaid dress with black stockings, and some cheap looking IZ rings.
"TOAST!" It screeched, laughing oddly at The Author.
"Glad you're showing faithfulness to Toast, Christina." The Author grinned. "Soooo....are you prepared?"
It-Err, Christina, nodded.
"Okie doke! Come with me!" The Author grabbed Christina's wrist and pulled her towards the Girl's bathroom.
***
"Erf...why the HELL do we have to use a freaking toilet?" Christina mumbled, flattening herself against the wall of the painfully small toilet stall. The Author snickered.
"Because."
"Because why?"
"BECAUSE." The Author snapped, placing her hand on the flusher. "Ready?"
Christina squirmed. "I..guess."
"Okay!" The Author pushed down on the flusher handle."Off to Middle Earth!"
Water flooded the stall. Moments later, the water disappeared, and the two girls were nowhere to be found.
***
With a loud POP, Christina and The Author appeared in the sky somewhere above Hobbiton, soaking wet. They had only one moment to look at each other before they began to fall.
And when that happened, one thing burst out of Christina's mouth:
"YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!"
*************
A/N: I get the feeling that this sucks. o-o Help.