The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
This is the show where I, the acclaimed author, will interview the cast of the great Epics, Final Fantasy, and get their opinion about having to fight crazy lunatics. Today's series will focus on Final Fantasy 7, one of my personal favorites. My name is Danielle, your host, and I hope you enjoy the show!
(Episode one, The Great Sephiroth)
Danielle: I would like to welcome as my first guest, the Great Sephiroth!
(Everyone claps and I get up to shake his hand)
(Sephiroth walks in and sits on the sofa facing my little desk)
Sephiroth: Hello Danielle.
(Danielle blushes)
Danielle: Hello Sephiroth. Welcome to the show. Now, to start off I just have to know, Are you single?
Sephiroth: Yes, I am, but because of this weird little voice in my head who says she is my mother, I am currently not looking for anyone at this time.
(Danielle pouts and glares at Jenova who is working the lights)
Danielle: (mentally) I'll deal with YOU later.
(Jenova gulps and runs off the set.)
Danielle: Little voice..? Would you care to elaborate?
Sephiroth: Sure. The voice I am talking about is the Jenova cells that Hojo pumped into my body as I grew up. It was one of his insane experiments. Because of these cells, Jenova is able to take over my body and do whatever she wants. Like the Nibelheim incident.
Danielle: That sucks. (She glares at Hojo who happens to be working as a camera man at that moment.)
(Hojo gets scared and wets himself)
Sephiroth: You're right, it does, because I really didn't want to kill all those people, especially Aeris, and I really didn't want to summon Meteor. (He looks directly at the camera) Cloud Strife, if you and Tifa Lockheart are watching this, I sincerely apologize for everything and I hope you can forgive me someday.
(Cloud and Tifa are at home watching and they look at each other.)
Cloud: Hell NO!
Tifa: I say we get Avalanche together and kick his ass again!
(Danielle looks at the camera)
Danielle: Avalanche, if you are watching and I know you are, do NOT come up here to engage in combat. I repeat, Do NOT come to engage combat!
(Tifa pouts)
Sephiroth: Well, any other questions?
Danielle: Yes, do you know anything about Jenova?
Sephiroth: Well, I do, but it's kind of a long story.
Danielle: Give us a summary then.
(The audience groans)
Sephiroth: Well, basically, Jenova tried to kill the queen of her world so she could marry the king but she was found out. She was banished and after many years in space, she crash landed here on our planet, which made the Northern Crater. Then she was recued by the Cetra and she turned on them and nearly killed them all. Aeris was the last Cetra....before Jenova made me kill her.
Danielle: Well, how would you like to learn the truth of your past and learn to let go of Jenova so she can't control you anymore?
Sephiroth: I would like that very much.
Hojo: NO! You'll make all my precious data invalid!!!
Danielle: Hojo! Shut up! Be glad I let you live so you could have this job. You are also to NOT engage battle with my next guest. (Looks to audience) My next guest is a bitter rival to professor Hojo and also a great marksman with a gun. As an Ex-Turk, he joined Avalanche to take out Hojo, but I revived the crackpot so he could run my camera.
Hojo: HEY! I am not a crackpot! I am a great man of Science!
(Danielle gets her gun)
Danielle: I told you to shut the hell up!
(Hojo shuts up)
Danielle: My guest also knows much about Sephiroth's past. Everyone, welcome Vincent Valentine!
(everyone claps and I get up to shake his hand)
(He sits on a chair next to my desk)
Vincent: Hello Danielle, it's great to be here today.
Danielle: Hello Vincent. Now, as I hear, you played a big part in the Avalanche mission. Care to explain that?
Vincent: Well, You could say that, I did help alot when It came to sneaking around under Shin-Ra's noses. As you said, my marksmanship with a gun is well known.
Danielle: Now, I'm interested in your appearance, you seem to be sporting a black jumpsuit, a blood red cloak, and a red headband. You have a claw for your left arm and your eyes are blood red. Care to explain your particular fashion interest?
Vincent: Well, My eyes and my arm as well as many other things were done by professor...(He spots Hojo) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
(Hojo wets himself again)
Hojo: Umm... I'm working...
Vincent: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO LUCRECIA, SEPHIROTH, AND ME!!! Chaos! (He changes into his ultimate beast form and eats Hojo then changes back to see me wide-eyed.) Sorry Danielle. Anyway, I'm always feeling depressed, so I chose black and blood red for my color scheme when I chose my ensemble.
Danielle: Umm.... it's ok... remind me not to make you mad. Anyway, I think it sets off your personality very well.
Vincent: Thank you. (he burps) God, I always knew he greased his hair, but how much did he put in this morning!? (runs backstage to quickly brush his teeth and comes back and sits down)
Sephiroth: Thanks Vincent. You saved me the trouble of killing him later.
(Hojo's assistant runs onto the set and runs the camera.)
Danielle: Well, during your tirade, you mentioned a woman named Lucrecia. Care to tell us about her?
Vincent: That's really why I am here. Lucrecia was a scientist and Hojo's wife. You all know how he was a workaholic, so she was very lonely. I met her when I was assigned to guard her, Hojo, and professor Gast on a trip to Nibelheim. We were great friends. Eventually, we became lovers behind Hojo's back. We were thinking of running away together when Hojo came up with the idea that having a baby would bring them closer. She loved me, but she wanted her marriage to work, so she left me. She became pregnant with his child and he began to inject her and the baby with Jenova cells. Lucrecia died when the baby was born. Sephiroth, Lucrecia is your mother. Not Jenova.
(Jenova appears on the set again)
Jenova: Don't listen to him son! They will decieve you! Kill them, especially the girl! Burn this whole place to the ground!
(Sephiroth's eyes cloud over and he raises his Masamune)
Danielle and Vincent: Shut the f%$# up Jenova!
(They shoot her in the head, killing her)
(Sephiroth returns to normal and sits down, staring into Danielle's blue eyes)
Danielle: I need a janitor out here NOW! Reno, Rude, bring your mops, we've got blue blood all over the place.
Reno (over intercom): Danielle, don't tell me you shot another light manager!?
Danielle: Just get out here before it stains my boots!
(Reno and Rude appear and clean up the mess quickly)
Danielle: Thanks guys.
Sephiroth: Jenova's not my mother...?
Danielle: That's right!
Sephiroth: Then that means I don't have to listen to my little voice anymore! I can find a steady girlfriend! At last!!
(Danielle laughs and blushes and Vincent shakes his head)
Vincent: My work here is done. Tell the Turks I love their janitor uniforms. (He walks offstage silently chuckling)
(Reno and Rude run across the stage after him in their Turk uniforms and sounds of battle are heard from backstage)
Danielle: KNOCK IT OFF YOU THREE! (The sounds quiet)
Sephiroth: Danielle, will you go out with me?
Danielle: Sure! That's all for tonight folks! See you next week! Same time, same place when I interview Yuffie Kisaragi and Cid Highwind on Yuffie's increasing Materia thievery. I advise you leave any and all materia in your safes at home folks. See you next time on...
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
(Sephiroth and Danielle leave, after kissing, hand in hand)
Author's Notes: Well, what did you think? All Final Fantasy chars belong to Squaresoft. Danielle belongs to me. (In real life, Sephiroth belongs to me too!!!! ^ . ^ AHHH! Police! Help!!!) Please! Review! If you do, I'll post the next episode sooner! I'll post it anyway though, but inspiration will come faster. Send flames to MellowMoonGirl@aol.com!
This is the show where I, the acclaimed author, will interview the cast of the great Epics, Final Fantasy, and get their opinion about having to fight crazy lunatics. Today's series will focus on Final Fantasy 7, one of my personal favorites. My name is Danielle, your host, and I hope you enjoy the show!
(Episode one, The Great Sephiroth)
Danielle: I would like to welcome as my first guest, the Great Sephiroth!
(Everyone claps and I get up to shake his hand)
(Sephiroth walks in and sits on the sofa facing my little desk)
Sephiroth: Hello Danielle.
(Danielle blushes)
Danielle: Hello Sephiroth. Welcome to the show. Now, to start off I just have to know, Are you single?
Sephiroth: Yes, I am, but because of this weird little voice in my head who says she is my mother, I am currently not looking for anyone at this time.
(Danielle pouts and glares at Jenova who is working the lights)
Danielle: (mentally) I'll deal with YOU later.
(Jenova gulps and runs off the set.)
Danielle: Little voice..? Would you care to elaborate?
Sephiroth: Sure. The voice I am talking about is the Jenova cells that Hojo pumped into my body as I grew up. It was one of his insane experiments. Because of these cells, Jenova is able to take over my body and do whatever she wants. Like the Nibelheim incident.
Danielle: That sucks. (She glares at Hojo who happens to be working as a camera man at that moment.)
(Hojo gets scared and wets himself)
Sephiroth: You're right, it does, because I really didn't want to kill all those people, especially Aeris, and I really didn't want to summon Meteor. (He looks directly at the camera) Cloud Strife, if you and Tifa Lockheart are watching this, I sincerely apologize for everything and I hope you can forgive me someday.
(Cloud and Tifa are at home watching and they look at each other.)
Cloud: Hell NO!
Tifa: I say we get Avalanche together and kick his ass again!
(Danielle looks at the camera)
Danielle: Avalanche, if you are watching and I know you are, do NOT come up here to engage in combat. I repeat, Do NOT come to engage combat!
(Tifa pouts)
Sephiroth: Well, any other questions?
Danielle: Yes, do you know anything about Jenova?
Sephiroth: Well, I do, but it's kind of a long story.
Danielle: Give us a summary then.
(The audience groans)
Sephiroth: Well, basically, Jenova tried to kill the queen of her world so she could marry the king but she was found out. She was banished and after many years in space, she crash landed here on our planet, which made the Northern Crater. Then she was recued by the Cetra and she turned on them and nearly killed them all. Aeris was the last Cetra....before Jenova made me kill her.
Danielle: Well, how would you like to learn the truth of your past and learn to let go of Jenova so she can't control you anymore?
Sephiroth: I would like that very much.
Hojo: NO! You'll make all my precious data invalid!!!
Danielle: Hojo! Shut up! Be glad I let you live so you could have this job. You are also to NOT engage battle with my next guest. (Looks to audience) My next guest is a bitter rival to professor Hojo and also a great marksman with a gun. As an Ex-Turk, he joined Avalanche to take out Hojo, but I revived the crackpot so he could run my camera.
Hojo: HEY! I am not a crackpot! I am a great man of Science!
(Danielle gets her gun)
Danielle: I told you to shut the hell up!
(Hojo shuts up)
Danielle: My guest also knows much about Sephiroth's past. Everyone, welcome Vincent Valentine!
(everyone claps and I get up to shake his hand)
(He sits on a chair next to my desk)
Vincent: Hello Danielle, it's great to be here today.
Danielle: Hello Vincent. Now, as I hear, you played a big part in the Avalanche mission. Care to explain that?
Vincent: Well, You could say that, I did help alot when It came to sneaking around under Shin-Ra's noses. As you said, my marksmanship with a gun is well known.
Danielle: Now, I'm interested in your appearance, you seem to be sporting a black jumpsuit, a blood red cloak, and a red headband. You have a claw for your left arm and your eyes are blood red. Care to explain your particular fashion interest?
Vincent: Well, My eyes and my arm as well as many other things were done by professor...(He spots Hojo) WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?
(Hojo wets himself again)
Hojo: Umm... I'm working...
Vincent: I DON'T CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE DOING! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO LUCRECIA, SEPHIROTH, AND ME!!! Chaos! (He changes into his ultimate beast form and eats Hojo then changes back to see me wide-eyed.) Sorry Danielle. Anyway, I'm always feeling depressed, so I chose black and blood red for my color scheme when I chose my ensemble.
Danielle: Umm.... it's ok... remind me not to make you mad. Anyway, I think it sets off your personality very well.
Vincent: Thank you. (he burps) God, I always knew he greased his hair, but how much did he put in this morning!? (runs backstage to quickly brush his teeth and comes back and sits down)
Sephiroth: Thanks Vincent. You saved me the trouble of killing him later.
(Hojo's assistant runs onto the set and runs the camera.)
Danielle: Well, during your tirade, you mentioned a woman named Lucrecia. Care to tell us about her?
Vincent: That's really why I am here. Lucrecia was a scientist and Hojo's wife. You all know how he was a workaholic, so she was very lonely. I met her when I was assigned to guard her, Hojo, and professor Gast on a trip to Nibelheim. We were great friends. Eventually, we became lovers behind Hojo's back. We were thinking of running away together when Hojo came up with the idea that having a baby would bring them closer. She loved me, but she wanted her marriage to work, so she left me. She became pregnant with his child and he began to inject her and the baby with Jenova cells. Lucrecia died when the baby was born. Sephiroth, Lucrecia is your mother. Not Jenova.
(Jenova appears on the set again)
Jenova: Don't listen to him son! They will decieve you! Kill them, especially the girl! Burn this whole place to the ground!
(Sephiroth's eyes cloud over and he raises his Masamune)
Danielle and Vincent: Shut the f%$# up Jenova!
(They shoot her in the head, killing her)
(Sephiroth returns to normal and sits down, staring into Danielle's blue eyes)
Danielle: I need a janitor out here NOW! Reno, Rude, bring your mops, we've got blue blood all over the place.
Reno (over intercom): Danielle, don't tell me you shot another light manager!?
Danielle: Just get out here before it stains my boots!
(Reno and Rude appear and clean up the mess quickly)
Danielle: Thanks guys.
Sephiroth: Jenova's not my mother...?
Danielle: That's right!
Sephiroth: Then that means I don't have to listen to my little voice anymore! I can find a steady girlfriend! At last!!
(Danielle laughs and blushes and Vincent shakes his head)
Vincent: My work here is done. Tell the Turks I love their janitor uniforms. (He walks offstage silently chuckling)
(Reno and Rude run across the stage after him in their Turk uniforms and sounds of battle are heard from backstage)
Danielle: KNOCK IT OFF YOU THREE! (The sounds quiet)
Sephiroth: Danielle, will you go out with me?
Danielle: Sure! That's all for tonight folks! See you next week! Same time, same place when I interview Yuffie Kisaragi and Cid Highwind on Yuffie's increasing Materia thievery. I advise you leave any and all materia in your safes at home folks. See you next time on...
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
(Sephiroth and Danielle leave, after kissing, hand in hand)
Author's Notes: Well, what did you think? All Final Fantasy chars belong to Squaresoft. Danielle belongs to me. (In real life, Sephiroth belongs to me too!!!! ^ . ^ AHHH! Police! Help!!!) Please! Review! If you do, I'll post the next episode sooner! I'll post it anyway though, but inspiration will come faster. Send flames to MellowMoonGirl@aol.com!