The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
(Episode 3 The Love Triangle of Death)
Danielle: Hello and welcome once again to my show, the Final Fantasy Epic stars. In the last and final part of the FF7 installment, I am having 3 special guests today. (motions to all bodyguards, Sephiroth included) Guys, be ready, this is NOT going to be pretty. (They nod and spread out and Sephiroth stands by my desk) Anyway, my first 2 guests are Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockheart! Everyone, puts your hands together for the Heroes of the Planet!
(The audience applauds and I shake their hands as they sit on the couch)
Danielle: Welcome to the show.
Tifa: It's great to be here.
Cloud: Hello Danielle.
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud, Tifa.
(Tifa and Cloud nod to him but really ignore him)
Danielle: Anyway, after the whole Meteor thing, would you care to explain what you and Avalanche have been doing?
Cloud: Well, Tifa and I moved into the Villa in Costa del Sol because Nibelheim wasn't the same anymore. Barret went back to Corel and has re- built it. Cid went back to Rocket Town and married Shera. Yuffie took most of the useless materia we never used and headed back to Wutai. Vincent is staying in the Shinra Mansion and Reeve is in Junon. Red went back to Cosmo Canyon and has found information on the Gi Tribe which has kept him busy for weeks.
Danielle: Well, that would be time consuming. Now, about your relationship...
Tifa: Umm... Cloud, is this topic up for discussion?
Cloud: We have to. Danielle threatened me with bodily harm if I avoided the subject.
Tifa: Oh, well ok. Right now, Danielle, we've gone on a few dates, but nothing official just yet.
Cloud: Actually... (he slips a ring on her finger) Will you marry me?
(Tifa gasps and hugs him)
Tifa: Cloud... I...
Voice from offstage: WON'T!
Cloud and Tifa: Nani???
(Danielle hits her head.)
Danielle: Seph! You told me she'd be out for another 20 minutes!!
Sephiroth: I had no idea the sleep spell would wear off so soon.
(Suddenly, a mad Aeris walks in, Reno and Rude trying to restrain her frantic rebellion)
Aeris: Cloud!!! I can't believe you forgot about me so soon!
Cloud: AERIS!? You're dead!
Aeris: No I'm not! By the almighty power of the author, I magically survived the wound.
Cloud: Danielle!?
(Danielle sweatdrops and puts her hands up defensively)
Danielle: I couldn't help it!
(Tifa and Aeris glare at each other and a huge catfight ensues)
Danielle: Let's go to commercial.
**Commercial**
(Palmer walks onscreen)
Palmer: Hello everyone, I'm Palmer and I'm here to advertise the new product from Shinra. LARD!
A/N: Ok, I'm nuts. I needed a commercial!
Palmer: Lard is great for everything! Tea, Coffee, Coke, Fixing a leak...
(Palmer drones on and on til Finally, Danielle gets her gun)
Danielle: END COMMERCIAL! (She shoots the fat man and he dies)
(Reno and Rude come out and clean the mess)
(Tifa and Aeris are restrained in chairs)
Danielle: Now Aeris, tell me, why is it you like Cloud so much?
Aeris: He reminds me of my old boyfriend Zack, but I also know that he is totally different and I love him just the way he is.
Danielle: Tifa?
Tifa: I love him for everything he's done for me and for his personality and for just being himself.
Danielle: Cloud, do you have anything to say?
Cloud: Actually, I do. I'm sick of both of you acting like twits! Danielle, what room did you say Yuffie was in?
Danielle: 534, why?
Cloud: I'll go out with Yuffie since you two are too immature.
(Tifa and Aeris protest and begin blaming each other as Cloud exits)
(Danielle sweatdrops)
Danielle: That's all for tonight folks! See you next week! Same time, same place when I begin my next installment of Final Fantasy heroes. I will be interviewing Edgar Figaro and Terra Branford from the Returners of Final Fantasy 6. See you next time on...
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
(Danielle and everyone else leave and the lights go out on a protesting Tifa and Aeris since they are still restrained in their chairs.)
(Scene cuts to Yuffie's room in the hospital where Cloud is asking a beet red Yuffie out to dinner.)
Cloud: Yuffie, will you go out with me?
Yuffie: Oh GAWD! (She chunks her master throw materia at his head and knocks him out)
(Scene fades to black)
(Episode 3 The Love Triangle of Death)
Danielle: Hello and welcome once again to my show, the Final Fantasy Epic stars. In the last and final part of the FF7 installment, I am having 3 special guests today. (motions to all bodyguards, Sephiroth included) Guys, be ready, this is NOT going to be pretty. (They nod and spread out and Sephiroth stands by my desk) Anyway, my first 2 guests are Cloud Strife and Tifa Lockheart! Everyone, puts your hands together for the Heroes of the Planet!
(The audience applauds and I shake their hands as they sit on the couch)
Danielle: Welcome to the show.
Tifa: It's great to be here.
Cloud: Hello Danielle.
Sephiroth: Hello Cloud, Tifa.
(Tifa and Cloud nod to him but really ignore him)
Danielle: Anyway, after the whole Meteor thing, would you care to explain what you and Avalanche have been doing?
Cloud: Well, Tifa and I moved into the Villa in Costa del Sol because Nibelheim wasn't the same anymore. Barret went back to Corel and has re- built it. Cid went back to Rocket Town and married Shera. Yuffie took most of the useless materia we never used and headed back to Wutai. Vincent is staying in the Shinra Mansion and Reeve is in Junon. Red went back to Cosmo Canyon and has found information on the Gi Tribe which has kept him busy for weeks.
Danielle: Well, that would be time consuming. Now, about your relationship...
Tifa: Umm... Cloud, is this topic up for discussion?
Cloud: We have to. Danielle threatened me with bodily harm if I avoided the subject.
Tifa: Oh, well ok. Right now, Danielle, we've gone on a few dates, but nothing official just yet.
Cloud: Actually... (he slips a ring on her finger) Will you marry me?
(Tifa gasps and hugs him)
Tifa: Cloud... I...
Voice from offstage: WON'T!
Cloud and Tifa: Nani???
(Danielle hits her head.)
Danielle: Seph! You told me she'd be out for another 20 minutes!!
Sephiroth: I had no idea the sleep spell would wear off so soon.
(Suddenly, a mad Aeris walks in, Reno and Rude trying to restrain her frantic rebellion)
Aeris: Cloud!!! I can't believe you forgot about me so soon!
Cloud: AERIS!? You're dead!
Aeris: No I'm not! By the almighty power of the author, I magically survived the wound.
Cloud: Danielle!?
(Danielle sweatdrops and puts her hands up defensively)
Danielle: I couldn't help it!
(Tifa and Aeris glare at each other and a huge catfight ensues)
Danielle: Let's go to commercial.
**Commercial**
(Palmer walks onscreen)
Palmer: Hello everyone, I'm Palmer and I'm here to advertise the new product from Shinra. LARD!
A/N: Ok, I'm nuts. I needed a commercial!
Palmer: Lard is great for everything! Tea, Coffee, Coke, Fixing a leak...
(Palmer drones on and on til Finally, Danielle gets her gun)
Danielle: END COMMERCIAL! (She shoots the fat man and he dies)
(Reno and Rude come out and clean the mess)
(Tifa and Aeris are restrained in chairs)
Danielle: Now Aeris, tell me, why is it you like Cloud so much?
Aeris: He reminds me of my old boyfriend Zack, but I also know that he is totally different and I love him just the way he is.
Danielle: Tifa?
Tifa: I love him for everything he's done for me and for his personality and for just being himself.
Danielle: Cloud, do you have anything to say?
Cloud: Actually, I do. I'm sick of both of you acting like twits! Danielle, what room did you say Yuffie was in?
Danielle: 534, why?
Cloud: I'll go out with Yuffie since you two are too immature.
(Tifa and Aeris protest and begin blaming each other as Cloud exits)
(Danielle sweatdrops)
Danielle: That's all for tonight folks! See you next week! Same time, same place when I begin my next installment of Final Fantasy heroes. I will be interviewing Edgar Figaro and Terra Branford from the Returners of Final Fantasy 6. See you next time on...
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
(Danielle and everyone else leave and the lights go out on a protesting Tifa and Aeris since they are still restrained in their chairs.)
(Scene cuts to Yuffie's room in the hospital where Cloud is asking a beet red Yuffie out to dinner.)
Cloud: Yuffie, will you go out with me?
Yuffie: Oh GAWD! (She chunks her master throw materia at his head and knocks him out)
(Scene fades to black)