Episode 4- Kefka's Memories
A/N: HEY!!! Only three reviews for my whole story!?!? I'm beginning to think you people don't like me! :*( I want reviews!!! *pouts like a cute baby* Pwease???
Danielle: Hello and welcome to my show, The Final Fantasy Epic Stars! In the first part of my FF6 installment, I will be interviewing Terra Branford and Edgar Figaro of the Returners. *looks at the audience* Hey, Samantha, I know you're there!
Samantha: Hi Danielle! Is HE here?
Danielle: Later Samantha. He's doing his job right now.
*Samantha pouts and walks on the set. She sits in the chair I set next to my desk for her*
Danielle: *hits the intercom* are all bodyguards in their position?
Vincent: Everyone but Sephiroth, I haven't seen him today, have you?
Danielle: No... Samantha, you seen him?
Samantha: I think I saw him being dragged to the mall.
Danielle: *slightly angry* By who...?
Samantha: Aeris.
Danielle: Reno! Go to commercial! *She gets her gun and sword, The Blade of Fate, and hops in her mustang and drives off*
*Commercial*
*Reno, Rude and Elena walk onstage.*
Reno: Hello, we're here to advertise our newest product, the Turk Switchblade!
Elena: This is like no ordinary blade. It does many things, most of which are surprises! Call now at 1-800-559-Turk!!
*End Commercial*
Samantha: Well, umm.... until Danielle returns I guess I'm the host.
Audience: Oh-no...
*Samantha hits the intercom*
Samantha: Vincent, come out here please.
*Vincent comes onstage*
Vincent: Yes Samantha?
*Samantha is suddenly latched on his waist*
Samantha: Be my boyfriend..?
Vincent: No.
Samantha: Please?
Vincent: No.
*They argue for about an hour and I finally return dragging Sephiroth along by the ear.*
Sephiroth: OWW! Not the ear!
Danielle: Samantha, Leave Vincent alone! Vincent, return to your post. Sephiroth, go back to the dressing room. I'll deal with you later.
*Samantha returns to her seat and Vincent and Seph leave, Seph hanging his head in shame*
Samantha: What happened?
Danielle: Nothing. Now, before I lose it, let's bring out my first guest! She's half-human and Half-esper, the daughter of Maduin, and a kick-butt fighter, everyone, Welcome Terra Branford!
*Everyone claps as Terra comes onstage. I shake her hand as she sits down on the sofa*
Terra: Hi Danielle, Samantha. It's great to be here.
Danielle: Welcome to the show. Now, would you care to tell me what it was like when you first started out?
Terra: It was a nightmare. I was kidnapped by Gestahl when I was a baby and raised to fight for the Empire. Celes was too. We were both Magitek Warriors. The sideline and advantage: We had magic. Celes was brought up to be a General and I was made into a slave with a slave crown when I got too rebellious. Kefka was a pain in the ass. That laugh of his still gives me nightmares.
Danielle: Me too. *glares at one of the men backstage who sneers evilly*
Terra: When I was forced to attack Narshe, I managed to get the slave crown off with help from Arvis. I then joined the Returners at Locke and Edgar's insistance. Kefka killed the Emperor and we killed Kefka.
Danielle: Interesting. Now, for my next guest, He's a mechanic and a lady's man, King of Figaro and brother to Sabin, Welcome Edgar Figaro!
*Everyone claps and I shake his hand as he sits next to Terra*
Danielle: Hi Edgar, welcome to the show.
Edgar: It's great to be here.
Danielle: So, What was your reaction to Terra when you first met her?
Edgar: I was still the serious flirt back then so I started checking her out. She got a little mad.
Terra: A little? You turned around and started going on about my beauty! It was embarrassing!!
*Danielle giggles*
Danielle: What was your reaction when you learned she had magic?
Edgar: Locke and I freaked out. We thought it was awesome and we talked her into joining the Returners.
Terra: It was better than working for the Empire.
Danielle: So... are you two like, dating or anything?
Edgar: Well... kind of. We hang out together alot, but nothing like that really.
Terra: He's right. I really don't have time to date. I still have to take care of the orphans in Mobliz.
Man backstage: Must kill Esper girl... Must rule world... *Evil Laugh that everyone recognises*
Terra & Edgar: NANI????
Danielle: Oh God, Why me? Hey... Where's Samantha?
(Backstage)
Samantha: Please?
Vincent: No.
*Vincent turns into Chaos and hurts her really bad. She is taken to the hospital by the Turks*
(On set)
Danielle: Oh well.
*Laughter*
Danielle: Who's there?
*A man in bright clothes, a feather on his head, and what looks like clown paint comes on the set*
Terra: KEFKA!? I killed your sorry ass!
Edgar, into cell phone: All Returners get up here now!!! Kefka's alive!
Danielle: I didn't do it this time! I swear!
Kefka: Danielle, I'm hurt... I thought you liked me?
Danielle: Nani!?!?
Kefka: You seemed to enjoy our time together last night...
Danielle: Whatever! I'd rather shoot myself in the head than do ANYTHING with you!
Kefka: You didn't say that yesterday.
Danielle: Forget the Returners! I'll kick your ass myself!!!
*Danielle and Terra draw their swords and begin using a chain of Ultimas*
Kefka: Ow!! *He hits Terra, knocking her out.*
Danielle: Ohhh.... That is so it.
*Danielle stops her magic and attacks Kefka furiously, chopping him into a million pieces*
Danielle: Hah!
*Reno and Rude clean up the set as Danielle begins closing the interview*
Danielle: Well, That's all for this week! Now, before I lose my sanity over these crazy people who attack my set, I'll see you next time on....
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
Be here next week, same time, same place as I interview Setzer Giabanni and Gogo of the Returners!
*Danielle stomps backstage after the cameras go off to deal with Sephiroth.*
(In Yuffie & Samantha's room in the hospital...)
Samantha: When I get ahold of Vincent Valentine....
Yuffie: Don't worry about it. *She is still knocking Cloud out with her master Throw materia*
Samantha: Hey! That looks like fun! *Catches the materia and begins hitting Cloud with it.*
Cloud: x . x owww.....
A/N: HEY!!! Only three reviews for my whole story!?!? I'm beginning to think you people don't like me! :*( I want reviews!!! *pouts like a cute baby* Pwease???
Danielle: Hello and welcome to my show, The Final Fantasy Epic Stars! In the first part of my FF6 installment, I will be interviewing Terra Branford and Edgar Figaro of the Returners. *looks at the audience* Hey, Samantha, I know you're there!
Samantha: Hi Danielle! Is HE here?
Danielle: Later Samantha. He's doing his job right now.
*Samantha pouts and walks on the set. She sits in the chair I set next to my desk for her*
Danielle: *hits the intercom* are all bodyguards in their position?
Vincent: Everyone but Sephiroth, I haven't seen him today, have you?
Danielle: No... Samantha, you seen him?
Samantha: I think I saw him being dragged to the mall.
Danielle: *slightly angry* By who...?
Samantha: Aeris.
Danielle: Reno! Go to commercial! *She gets her gun and sword, The Blade of Fate, and hops in her mustang and drives off*
*Commercial*
*Reno, Rude and Elena walk onstage.*
Reno: Hello, we're here to advertise our newest product, the Turk Switchblade!
Elena: This is like no ordinary blade. It does many things, most of which are surprises! Call now at 1-800-559-Turk!!
*End Commercial*
Samantha: Well, umm.... until Danielle returns I guess I'm the host.
Audience: Oh-no...
*Samantha hits the intercom*
Samantha: Vincent, come out here please.
*Vincent comes onstage*
Vincent: Yes Samantha?
*Samantha is suddenly latched on his waist*
Samantha: Be my boyfriend..?
Vincent: No.
Samantha: Please?
Vincent: No.
*They argue for about an hour and I finally return dragging Sephiroth along by the ear.*
Sephiroth: OWW! Not the ear!
Danielle: Samantha, Leave Vincent alone! Vincent, return to your post. Sephiroth, go back to the dressing room. I'll deal with you later.
*Samantha returns to her seat and Vincent and Seph leave, Seph hanging his head in shame*
Samantha: What happened?
Danielle: Nothing. Now, before I lose it, let's bring out my first guest! She's half-human and Half-esper, the daughter of Maduin, and a kick-butt fighter, everyone, Welcome Terra Branford!
*Everyone claps as Terra comes onstage. I shake her hand as she sits down on the sofa*
Terra: Hi Danielle, Samantha. It's great to be here.
Danielle: Welcome to the show. Now, would you care to tell me what it was like when you first started out?
Terra: It was a nightmare. I was kidnapped by Gestahl when I was a baby and raised to fight for the Empire. Celes was too. We were both Magitek Warriors. The sideline and advantage: We had magic. Celes was brought up to be a General and I was made into a slave with a slave crown when I got too rebellious. Kefka was a pain in the ass. That laugh of his still gives me nightmares.
Danielle: Me too. *glares at one of the men backstage who sneers evilly*
Terra: When I was forced to attack Narshe, I managed to get the slave crown off with help from Arvis. I then joined the Returners at Locke and Edgar's insistance. Kefka killed the Emperor and we killed Kefka.
Danielle: Interesting. Now, for my next guest, He's a mechanic and a lady's man, King of Figaro and brother to Sabin, Welcome Edgar Figaro!
*Everyone claps and I shake his hand as he sits next to Terra*
Danielle: Hi Edgar, welcome to the show.
Edgar: It's great to be here.
Danielle: So, What was your reaction to Terra when you first met her?
Edgar: I was still the serious flirt back then so I started checking her out. She got a little mad.
Terra: A little? You turned around and started going on about my beauty! It was embarrassing!!
*Danielle giggles*
Danielle: What was your reaction when you learned she had magic?
Edgar: Locke and I freaked out. We thought it was awesome and we talked her into joining the Returners.
Terra: It was better than working for the Empire.
Danielle: So... are you two like, dating or anything?
Edgar: Well... kind of. We hang out together alot, but nothing like that really.
Terra: He's right. I really don't have time to date. I still have to take care of the orphans in Mobliz.
Man backstage: Must kill Esper girl... Must rule world... *Evil Laugh that everyone recognises*
Terra & Edgar: NANI????
Danielle: Oh God, Why me? Hey... Where's Samantha?
(Backstage)
Samantha: Please?
Vincent: No.
*Vincent turns into Chaos and hurts her really bad. She is taken to the hospital by the Turks*
(On set)
Danielle: Oh well.
*Laughter*
Danielle: Who's there?
*A man in bright clothes, a feather on his head, and what looks like clown paint comes on the set*
Terra: KEFKA!? I killed your sorry ass!
Edgar, into cell phone: All Returners get up here now!!! Kefka's alive!
Danielle: I didn't do it this time! I swear!
Kefka: Danielle, I'm hurt... I thought you liked me?
Danielle: Nani!?!?
Kefka: You seemed to enjoy our time together last night...
Danielle: Whatever! I'd rather shoot myself in the head than do ANYTHING with you!
Kefka: You didn't say that yesterday.
Danielle: Forget the Returners! I'll kick your ass myself!!!
*Danielle and Terra draw their swords and begin using a chain of Ultimas*
Kefka: Ow!! *He hits Terra, knocking her out.*
Danielle: Ohhh.... That is so it.
*Danielle stops her magic and attacks Kefka furiously, chopping him into a million pieces*
Danielle: Hah!
*Reno and Rude clean up the set as Danielle begins closing the interview*
Danielle: Well, That's all for this week! Now, before I lose my sanity over these crazy people who attack my set, I'll see you next time on....
The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
Be here next week, same time, same place as I interview Setzer Giabanni and Gogo of the Returners!
*Danielle stomps backstage after the cameras go off to deal with Sephiroth.*
(In Yuffie & Samantha's room in the hospital...)
Samantha: When I get ahold of Vincent Valentine....
Yuffie: Don't worry about it. *She is still knocking Cloud out with her master Throw materia*
Samantha: Hey! That looks like fun! *Catches the materia and begins hitting Cloud with it.*
Cloud: x . x owww.....