The Final Fantasy Epic Stars!
Episode 5 (Gogo's Secret)
Danielle: Hello and welcome once again to the show. I'm Danielle, your host...
Samantha:(wrapped in bandages and a broken leg): ...And I'm Samantha, your co-host.
Danielle: Today we'll be interviewing Setzer Giabanni and the mime known as Gogo in the second part of my FF6 installment.
Samantha: So... what happened with you and Aeris yesterday?
Danielle: You mean after you told me she and Seph were at the mall?
Samantha: Yeah!!! So, what happened? Inquireing minds want to know.
Danielle: Nothing happened.
Samantha: Really? Then let's go to the tape.
*Samantha restrains Danielle in her chair and pulls out a video and puts it in the VCR connected to the Big Screen TV. She pushes play and a picture of the mall entrance is shown*
Danielle: Who taped this for you??
Samantha: Cid.
*Danielle looks at the camera*
Danielle: Highwind!!! You are SO dead!!!
(In Yuffie's hospital room...)
Cid: I knew I shouldn't have gone along with this. Yuffie, are you ready to go back to Wutai?
Yuffie: Yeah, Cloud got away... Let's leave the country before she comes looking for you.
(Back on the set...)
*The picture shows Danielle running into the mall, sword drawn and gun loaded.*
*Danielle: (On tape): Has anyone seen Aeris Gainsburough?
*Fans: It's Danielle from TFFES!!!
*Danielle signs a lot of autographs and is soon told that Aeris and Sephiroth were seen near the jewelry store*
(In the store...)
Aeris: Uh-oh...
Sephiroth: Umm......hi Danielle....
Danielle: SEPHIROTH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU F^&*ING DOING HERE!!? WITH AERIS NO LESS!?!?!?
Sephiroth: Danielle... calm down...
Danielle: CALM DOWN!?!? CALM DOWN!?!?!?!? I'M ABOUT TO KICK BOTH YOUR SORRY ASSES AND ALL YOU SAY TO ME IS CALM DOWN!?
Sephiroth: Danielle, I can explain...
Danielle: SAVE IT!!!
*Danielle kicks both their butts and leaves Aeris in severe pain and drags Sephiroth out by the ear*
*The screen goes blank*
*The audience and Samantha are roaring with laughter.*
Danielle: Ok, ok, so I was mad, so sue me!
Samantha: You have no idea WHY they were there...do you? *She wipes tears from her eyes.*
Danielle: For all I know, he may have been sneaking out to see her for a long time!
Samantha: Seph, come here and tell her WHY you were in that store!
*Sephiroth walks onstage*
Sephiroth: Umm.... Danielle....
Danielle: This had better be good. Samantha, let me out of this chair!!
*Samantha releases her and Sephiroth fumbles in his pocket for something.*
Sephiroth: I was with Aeris so she could help me pick this out for you.
*He held out a box of black velvet*
*He kneels and takes her hand*
Sephiroth: Marry me... please Danielle?
Danielle: Wha....? Um.... ok..... *is dazed*
*He puts the ring on her hand and stands near the desk for his role as bodyguard*
Samantha: Seeing as Danielle is too shocked to speak at the moment, I'll introduce our guests. They are, the great pilot himself Setzer Giabanni and the ever silent Gogo!
*They come onstage and shake Samantha's hand.*
Setzer: Wow! What a babe! *making eyes at Danielle*
Sephiroth: She's engaged you baka. Don't even think about it.
Setzer: Damn! What about you? *points to Samantha*
Samantha: I'm a loyal fangirl of Vincent. I cannot have a relationship until he chooses a fangirl to be his wife.
Setzer: Oh, I give up.
Samantha: Well, Setzer, what was it like to be a part of the Returners?
Setzer: Well, at first, I really had no intention of joining. I was just going to Get Maria to marry me and be a happy man. Locke, Cyan, Celes, and Edgar tricked me good. Celes impersonated Maria in the opera and I grabbed her instead. I tried to get her to marry me in the airship and she tricked me with a two headed coin. I didn't mind though. So, I took them to the Imperial Continent. After the world went through the Magical Armegeddon, I was a lost fool. My Airship, The Orion, was destroyed and I thought the others were dead. Celes, Sabin, and Edgar found me in a bar and talked me into the fight once again. I led them down into Daryl's Tomb, and we retrieved her airship, The Falcon. She left it to me when she died, and I missed her so much, I restored it and put it to rest with her. Now, it's a blast!
Samantha: Gogo?
Gogo: I learn new mime skills.
Samantha: And?
Gogo: ......
Setzer: Gogo doesn't talk much.
Danielle: *Still dazed*
Samantha: While I snap Danielle out of her trance, we're going to commercial. Be right back.
*Commercial:*
Cloud: Does you hair totally get unruly? Does it not obey when you try to style it? Do you just want to hack it all off?
Well, now, you won't have to! Buy Omni-Slash hair gel! Guaranteed to make your hair shiny and stay in the newest fashion trends! Call now at 1-800-554-OMNI!!! *End commercial*
Danielle: And we're back! Sorry about the zoning out folks! I'm just worried about whats gonna happen to me when Cloud finds out I beat up Aeris for her being with Sephy.
Cloud: WHAT!?!?!?!!!
*He comes in from backstage holding his Ultima Weapon menacingly.*
Danielle: Samantha! You used Cloud's commercial today!?
Samantha: Oops! Sowwie!
*Sephiroth steps forward holding the Masamune*
Sephiroth: Let's take this backstage, Strife.
Cloud: Let me at her....!
*Sephiroth drags Cloud backstage and they begin fighting*
Danielle: Anyway, Gogo, people want to know. Who are you really?
Gogo: You really think I'm going to tell you?
Danielle: You will if you want your body in one piece after this show.
Gogo: O . O; Alright, alright... In actuality.... I am....
*He pulls off his cloak to reveal Emporer Gestahl*
Daniele & Setzer: NANI!?
Gestahl: I was angry at Kefka, so I studied mime to make myself strong. I was going to leave the Zone Eater a few days after the day the Returners found me. I would find them and present myself to join their cause. They found me instead.
Setzer: Oh god... Celes and Terra are going to be so pissed...
Danielle: Well, before two raving sorceresses show up, I'm going to conclude today's episode. See you next week! Same time, Same place, as I interview Celes Chere and Locke Cole from the Returners in my final FF6 installment. Bye!
A/N: Ok! Another episode, finished. Now, I have Algebra homework so when I come back, I want reviews! REVIEW! *points to review starved author* PLEASE!?!? L8a! OH! And thanks To Arashi and Borelia for giving me ideas for my epic! Read Negawakuha and their storys!
Episode 5 (Gogo's Secret)
Danielle: Hello and welcome once again to the show. I'm Danielle, your host...
Samantha:(wrapped in bandages and a broken leg): ...And I'm Samantha, your co-host.
Danielle: Today we'll be interviewing Setzer Giabanni and the mime known as Gogo in the second part of my FF6 installment.
Samantha: So... what happened with you and Aeris yesterday?
Danielle: You mean after you told me she and Seph were at the mall?
Samantha: Yeah!!! So, what happened? Inquireing minds want to know.
Danielle: Nothing happened.
Samantha: Really? Then let's go to the tape.
*Samantha restrains Danielle in her chair and pulls out a video and puts it in the VCR connected to the Big Screen TV. She pushes play and a picture of the mall entrance is shown*
Danielle: Who taped this for you??
Samantha: Cid.
*Danielle looks at the camera*
Danielle: Highwind!!! You are SO dead!!!
(In Yuffie's hospital room...)
Cid: I knew I shouldn't have gone along with this. Yuffie, are you ready to go back to Wutai?
Yuffie: Yeah, Cloud got away... Let's leave the country before she comes looking for you.
(Back on the set...)
*The picture shows Danielle running into the mall, sword drawn and gun loaded.*
*Danielle: (On tape): Has anyone seen Aeris Gainsburough?
*Fans: It's Danielle from TFFES!!!
*Danielle signs a lot of autographs and is soon told that Aeris and Sephiroth were seen near the jewelry store*
(In the store...)
Aeris: Uh-oh...
Sephiroth: Umm......hi Danielle....
Danielle: SEPHIROTH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU F^&*ING DOING HERE!!? WITH AERIS NO LESS!?!?!?
Sephiroth: Danielle... calm down...
Danielle: CALM DOWN!?!? CALM DOWN!?!?!?!? I'M ABOUT TO KICK BOTH YOUR SORRY ASSES AND ALL YOU SAY TO ME IS CALM DOWN!?
Sephiroth: Danielle, I can explain...
Danielle: SAVE IT!!!
*Danielle kicks both their butts and leaves Aeris in severe pain and drags Sephiroth out by the ear*
*The screen goes blank*
*The audience and Samantha are roaring with laughter.*
Danielle: Ok, ok, so I was mad, so sue me!
Samantha: You have no idea WHY they were there...do you? *She wipes tears from her eyes.*
Danielle: For all I know, he may have been sneaking out to see her for a long time!
Samantha: Seph, come here and tell her WHY you were in that store!
*Sephiroth walks onstage*
Sephiroth: Umm.... Danielle....
Danielle: This had better be good. Samantha, let me out of this chair!!
*Samantha releases her and Sephiroth fumbles in his pocket for something.*
Sephiroth: I was with Aeris so she could help me pick this out for you.
*He held out a box of black velvet*
*He kneels and takes her hand*
Sephiroth: Marry me... please Danielle?
Danielle: Wha....? Um.... ok..... *is dazed*
*He puts the ring on her hand and stands near the desk for his role as bodyguard*
Samantha: Seeing as Danielle is too shocked to speak at the moment, I'll introduce our guests. They are, the great pilot himself Setzer Giabanni and the ever silent Gogo!
*They come onstage and shake Samantha's hand.*
Setzer: Wow! What a babe! *making eyes at Danielle*
Sephiroth: She's engaged you baka. Don't even think about it.
Setzer: Damn! What about you? *points to Samantha*
Samantha: I'm a loyal fangirl of Vincent. I cannot have a relationship until he chooses a fangirl to be his wife.
Setzer: Oh, I give up.
Samantha: Well, Setzer, what was it like to be a part of the Returners?
Setzer: Well, at first, I really had no intention of joining. I was just going to Get Maria to marry me and be a happy man. Locke, Cyan, Celes, and Edgar tricked me good. Celes impersonated Maria in the opera and I grabbed her instead. I tried to get her to marry me in the airship and she tricked me with a two headed coin. I didn't mind though. So, I took them to the Imperial Continent. After the world went through the Magical Armegeddon, I was a lost fool. My Airship, The Orion, was destroyed and I thought the others were dead. Celes, Sabin, and Edgar found me in a bar and talked me into the fight once again. I led them down into Daryl's Tomb, and we retrieved her airship, The Falcon. She left it to me when she died, and I missed her so much, I restored it and put it to rest with her. Now, it's a blast!
Samantha: Gogo?
Gogo: I learn new mime skills.
Samantha: And?
Gogo: ......
Setzer: Gogo doesn't talk much.
Danielle: *Still dazed*
Samantha: While I snap Danielle out of her trance, we're going to commercial. Be right back.
*Commercial:*
Cloud: Does you hair totally get unruly? Does it not obey when you try to style it? Do you just want to hack it all off?
Well, now, you won't have to! Buy Omni-Slash hair gel! Guaranteed to make your hair shiny and stay in the newest fashion trends! Call now at 1-800-554-OMNI!!! *End commercial*
Danielle: And we're back! Sorry about the zoning out folks! I'm just worried about whats gonna happen to me when Cloud finds out I beat up Aeris for her being with Sephy.
Cloud: WHAT!?!?!?!!!
*He comes in from backstage holding his Ultima Weapon menacingly.*
Danielle: Samantha! You used Cloud's commercial today!?
Samantha: Oops! Sowwie!
*Sephiroth steps forward holding the Masamune*
Sephiroth: Let's take this backstage, Strife.
Cloud: Let me at her....!
*Sephiroth drags Cloud backstage and they begin fighting*
Danielle: Anyway, Gogo, people want to know. Who are you really?
Gogo: You really think I'm going to tell you?
Danielle: You will if you want your body in one piece after this show.
Gogo: O . O; Alright, alright... In actuality.... I am....
*He pulls off his cloak to reveal Emporer Gestahl*
Daniele & Setzer: NANI!?
Gestahl: I was angry at Kefka, so I studied mime to make myself strong. I was going to leave the Zone Eater a few days after the day the Returners found me. I would find them and present myself to join their cause. They found me instead.
Setzer: Oh god... Celes and Terra are going to be so pissed...
Danielle: Well, before two raving sorceresses show up, I'm going to conclude today's episode. See you next week! Same time, Same place, as I interview Celes Chere and Locke Cole from the Returners in my final FF6 installment. Bye!
A/N: Ok! Another episode, finished. Now, I have Algebra homework so when I come back, I want reviews! REVIEW! *points to review starved author* PLEASE!?!? L8a! OH! And thanks To Arashi and Borelia for giving me ideas for my epic! Read Negawakuha and their storys!